^ yes. alot.
< i feel so happily stoned. and the more times i say happy i get a little bit happier. Happy.
v tell me about a happy experiance. Happy. HAppy.
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^ yes. alot.
< i feel so happily stoned. and the more times i say happy i get a little bit happier. Happy.
v tell me about a happy experiance. Happy. HAppy.
I was walking down the street, at age five or six. There was a baseball field at the bottom of the street and I saw my best friend's father walking up the street, with his baseball uniform on. He was the coach of the Suburban Baseball team for my area. He was carrying a small child in his arms, his head wrapped in a bloody towel. He had been hit in the head with a thrown bat.
Sorry, I totally misread the question.
Are you gonna smoke another cigarette?
I don't smoke cigarette'sQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
I need to go outside and it's really bright :cool:
Do you have a preference for either long hair or short?
It doesn't matter much; both can be sexy on the right girl.
I'm going to watch TV for a bit
Do you like Sponge Bob Square Pants? (That's what I'm going to watch, lol)
I hate Sponge Bob
It's raining again in England
Have you cried after watching a film? (which one/s)
Yeah, but I can't remember which ones.
The amount of rain we've had, in Virginia Beach (at the boardwalk weather station), for the entire month of March isn't even traceable.
How long would it take you to find out the temperature outside, right now? And how would you do it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
it takes me about a second, i have the firefox extension for weather in the tool bar... getfirefox.com
Im drinking 7up
whats your favorite 'green' soda, ie sprite mt dew 7up
sprite for sure
i picked up some dank headies last night, went to a concert, and got laid when i went home :rasta:
do you think bubblers are worth all the hassle, aas far as cleaning and replacing the water, when a bong would r ip you even more?
i just pak a bowl or roll a j
i shot a staple into my arm a few hours ago
coca cola or pepsi?
neither, soda sucks balls
730
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
450
Sometimes I hit tab, sometimes I hit enter, it depends.
How tall are you, in inches?
im 69 inches tallQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
im hiiigh
spit or swallow?
^ spit always spit
< im going to get dreads
v newports or marlboro reds
i dont smoke but if i had to malboro reds
im watching carlos mencia on secret stash
Krafttstoffbehalter;';'';'; what language, and if you know whats the word
it sounds like german or somethin
im watching this slick jet li movie The One
dark and sticky or fluffy and hairy
woooah i was highQuote:
Originally Posted by da haze meister
what did 730 mean?
^ fluffy and hairy
< today is my day off and i plan to smoke all day long and maybe eat some candy
V what are you going to do today?
Tonight?
Eat dinner (breakfast)
Lol, I just answered the question, then posted.
How do you like your eggs?
Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
scrambled with green pepper, onion, jalepenos, cheese, and 2 different kinds of hot sauce in em MMMM MMMM
I am a Fuck Up
Penicil or pen?
pencil. i always fuck up with pens
i gotta take a piss but i insist on typing this first
if you were about to die of cancer, and they give you the option to skydive without a parachute would you? do it high? i would
depends on how long i had to live, like if i was going to die at the end of the day. i would do it. but i would do it on X not high. and i would also pull my pants down before the moment of impact just for shits and giggles.
the flyers moved into first place in their division!!
whats the funniest joke you know?
ol shcool one i heard in 3rd grade, not for the over sensitive like that estrogen producing abused kid euphoric [see spirituality thread]. only remember it somewhat, my own rendition I guess...
it goes, a chinese guy, a white guy, n a black guy go to hell
the devil says, "for your wicked actions on earth you shall suffer my wrath as you will be incinerated in my palm!"
he picks up the the chinese guy first and laughs as he goes up in flames, skin oozes off and skeleton becomes ash, everything
the white guy tries running and the devil laughs once more at his futile attempt at escape, yelling "petty weakling, for that you shall endure twice as much of the torturrrre!!", and suddenly he bursts into an array of vibrant flames almost blinding the black guy
"yesss, another soul reckoned to a fiery doom"
he picks up the black guy n puts him in his palm
"what the fukk" the devil says
the black guy replies, "havent you heard man?, chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand"
this cat euphoric is funny as hell, pussy starts bytching me out like a woman on her period cuz i slipped on satanism, gets all serious n actually looks out my name like he "means business", claims to put me on ignore - then responds to my reply lmao, then another soft retard joins claiming i should be banned, all because I didnt get a belief right, awwwwwwww *tear*
these infants rule, talk about comic relief
do you have or have had any exotic pets? an old neighbor of mine had a panther for a while, I thought it was pretty normal, fukkr was vicious.
^ i have a basset hound who likes to eat cheto puff's is that exotic?
< i want to build a bomb
v do u know how to build a bomb? if so please share
^No i fucking dont u psychopath
I really gotta get off the computer, i gotta headache!
How many hours a day (on average) are u on the internet?
45 minutes, but I'm usually connected
That's great. Every time I look at jordanb's post (above), especially the second line, I get a headache. But, it goes away, when I look away.
If you were dropped off in the Alleghany Mountain Chain region, out of a helicopter, which state would you choose?
pennsylvania, i live there.
i just polished my boots.
what, in your opinion, will be the downfall of mankind ?
^ ipods
< stale coffee smells not so nice
v i asked before, i know i did. BUT what is your favourite smell?
Fresh cut grassā?¦not the smoking kind the mowing kind.
I love beef jerky
What was the last book you read?
The Guv'nor.It's the life story of Lenny McLean in his own words.
I don't know what beef jerky is.
Do you know who Lenny McLean is?
A bare-knuckled boxer.
I love Sauerkraut and Keilbasa.
Have you, or your dog, ever had worms?
^ in my belly? No.
< i'm going on a picnic today, complete with buttertarts.
v why does our hair get lighter in the sun yet our skin gets darker?
Melanin.
I smell a pic-a-nic basket! (or whatever he says)
Why does the Sun rise in the North, but set in the South?
^ Because you're not looking at it in a different point of view :smokin:
< I am a tetris maniac :D
V What drug gave you the best high ever and what did it feel like?
Quote:
Originally Posted by HazyInsomniacToker
ECSTASY! it felt like an orgasm extended over 9 hours... multiplied by 4!
I am cracked out, havent slept in over 24 hours, and feel like crap
What is the longest you have ever stayed up for?
2 Days in a row
aint had no weed for a whole week
what is your real name?
Bill
i shined a laser in my eye now when i blink i see a little red dot
have you ever had a liser shined in your eye?
Not that i can remember
I am listening to tupac - changes
What is your favourite animal?
DoG
Im about to smok3 a bowl, i wish i had b3tt3r w33d
whats the b3st strain that you'v3 3v3r smok3d
^ flitwick, england
< im new to this (obviously) hope u dont mind me joining in
v whats the scariest thing you've done recently?
^recently as in within the past year...had my stomach pumped for an overdose
<I aparently tried to kill myself...I barely remember what happened other than that I'd been feeling off all day prior.
\/ What's the absolute most personal thing you would admit to a total stranger?