I've had crabs, I've had lice, I've had the clap and that ain't nice.
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I've had crabs, I've had lice, I've had the clap and that ain't nice.
Empty-handed and abandoned, we fell all sudden when the trap happened
Shirley loved when it happened, our house flooded and we felt enchanted.
yeah i can picture she was laying there, moonlight dancing off her hair
she woke up and took me by the hand
shes gonna love me in my chevy van and thats alright with me.
let the lovin take ahold of me cause it will if you let it
Don't turn your back on a brother like me, cause im one broke motherfucker indeed... DESPERATE!
" they did not listen they're not listening still.......perhaps they never will "
Well the cool breeze came on Tuesday
And the corn's a bumper crop
And the fields are full of dancing
Full of singing and romancing
The music never stopped
Because while Jesus is prayin,
Fuckin Craig is layin,
Every lady in the Testament.
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.
A problem, becomes a problem, when you lie to your friends, and you lie to people, and you lie to YOURSELF!
Some folks say smoking herb is a crime,
if they catch you smokin they're bound to drop the dime
Insufferable informa crazy fools wait
with their fingers crossed for you to break the rules