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I'm going to bed
If you were a cow, would you let some dumb redeck pull on your tits?
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I'm going to bed
If you were a cow, would you let some dumb redeck pull on your tits?
I do that now
I really don't
when was the last time you went to the bathroom?
10 minutes ago
I believe I am ever so slightly insane
How about your sanity?
Sane, but self-suppressed.
My weed smoke cures cancer. (Your's does, too!) Well, not really.
Last place you had sex?
In the ass
I once took down a helicopter by just pointing at it and saying "bang"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Graph, "The Ass" is my friend's car.
Whoops, the yolk.
I once flew in a helicopter, 25 years ago.
When do you ovulate?
Once a month.
Men have it so easy.
Have you had the snip?(vasectomy)
Hah, Lol. No.
It's sunny and I'm getting an amp in six hours.
Which premise do you think is scarier/better: a Vampire or a Werewolf?
Vampire because werewolves only change with a full moon.
I really need the loo.
What's the furthest distance you have ever travelled?
^I think it's florida...but is colorado the same distance the other way?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty
<I think I'm in love with shrooms
VHave you ever been out of the country you live in?
Yes frequently
I wanna tulip with white widow
who's knickers (womens underwear) would you like to be for a day (boxers if your a girl?)
barbra bush's
coke is a joke
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
^ wtf is a tootsie pop?
< i'm tired (5:51am and no sleep)
v what was the last thing you did before seein this
^ Yawned and thought to myself what a great night I had.
< Just got home from an awesome smoke session that involved me and 2 guy friends going to Dairy Mart to get food for the munchies. Needless to say, after me and my friend paid, we left the store leaving our other friend in there. The friend still in the store gets asked by the clerk, "Have you all been smoking?" He's like, "Yeah, maybe a little." Then he left. Meanwhile, my buddy and I are outside yelling and making weird noises.. it's 2 AM. Man, it's fun going on little road trips when you're high. lol :stoned:
V Tits or ass?
Ass.
I think G-strips are sexier than see-through bras.
LMAO, I said, G-strips. I meant g-strings.
Will you pinch yourself in the butt and tell me if it hurt?
No,i'm not into self harm ;) :D
I need some rizla's :(
If you could choose an animal to be,what would you be and why?
I already am !
I just burped
Have you ever streaked ?
1. To form streaks.
2. To be or become streaked.
3. To move at high speed; rush.
4. To run naked in public, especially as a prank. I mean this one of course.
Kind of. Wore g-strings and a hockey mask, with workboots and barbecue sauce all over me, to a bar for a $500 prize by a radio station for craziest costume. And I walked down Pacific Ave. like that, from my car.
I'm starving, but watching a movie.
Do you smoke a cigarette to help a morning shit?
^ indeed i do. big cup of strong, muddy coffee and cig first thing in the morning.
< my dealer has been fucking me around for the last 4 hours about getting my half O. i am extremely irritated and i have no pot to calm me down. :cursing:
V what's something you would absolutely NEVER do, no matter how much money you might hypothetically get paid for it?
have sex with a dead body, while reading
i am gettin a 80 sack
what would you do if a big black guy that could kick your ass took your stash would he get away
Quote:
Originally Posted by acrca
how come he is black..? Yes id let him have it, not because he is 'big and black' but because he must really need it, or im not a fighter
Im watching family guy
What is your favorite cartoon?
^ King of the Hill or Sponge Bob Square Pants (Patrickâ??s my favorite)
< I want to strangle the lazy ass college kids I got to school with.
<What is your biggest pet peeve?
^ hmmm.. i'm not sure about the biggest, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people mumble on the phone, and/or when they have loud music or a loud tv playing in the background and i cant hear them over it and they're too fuckin stupid to turn it down or move someplace quieter, they'd rather just keep repeating themselves.
< i got a xanax prescription from my doc. but it's not as good for anxiety as good ol' maryjane. :(
V what would you do if you found out someone you love was converting to scientology?
Laugh my arse off.
My chicken is almost cooked.
Ever been whitewater rafting?
In DisneyWorld, I went on the Congo Bongo River Rapids, when I was 8. I had my arms stretched out, to the bar that circles the center, and a huge wave came crashing down on my back. It was so cold that I couldn't breath.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychocat
I turned the TV on and turned away. Five minutes later, I'm watching The People's Court.
Are you a test-tube baby? Or, do you know one?
^pretty damn sure i am not one, and no i do not know one.
< i deisded to take a shower after 2 days of not takin one.
v tell me if love exist or not or is it just a product of the human imagination? I mean is "love" just an excuse to keep us all living?
Love does exist, but alot of times it is connected to lust
I just ran out of weed
Would you kill someone if they were going to kill you??
^ probably not.
< i have 19 half empty water bottles in my room
v did you ever make jokes about the pope and terry shiavo?
^ I really can't think of a joke (i am a nonjoke thinker)
< I was suppose to go partying, but it looks like shit out side.
V do you belive that jesus is real? if so do you have evidence?
Yeah, he left his pipe and his lighter at my house.
I cracked open a Yuengling, as I have nothing to do and I want to use the excuse that I can't drive, anywhere, because I've been drinking since 1:00.
Do you tolerate cigarette smoking in your car?
as long as they give me a bottle of gin
i just saw Enemy Mine, gonna see it again, badazz movie
have you seen Enemy Mine? good messages in there
nah ese never seen it
living in cali is the best
whats the grossest thing you ever saw
i once saw a dude melt his finger on the pipe while smoking meth
i don't smoke meth
ever smoked meth?
Why the obsession with meth? I smoked crack.
I don't smoke crack.
Ever smoke crack?
No I haven't smoked crack,I don't do shit drugs
I really need some weed in my area.
Have you ever tried heroin and if so what is it like ?
^ yes. hmmm... well if you've tried vicodin, morphine or oxycodone, you might have a general idea, but it's MUCH stronger. all pain is gone, all worries about anything are gone, nothing is important except how utterly blissful and wonderful and warm and sleepy and fuzzy you feel. and sorta itchy. and if you're not used to it you might puke.
< i might have to spend quite a while in the hospital (2-4 weeks is the estimate) and i'm not looking forward to it. i'm going to try to sneak in some joints.
V have you ever smoked pot someplace you really shouldnt have, such as in front of a police station, in your high school principal's office, or in rehab?
^smoked across from police station, in my mall 40 million times
<im listening to elenor rigby
>do you like the beatles(if so add fav song)
^I never gotten into them, but I do recognize their influence and I think they are awesome for that
<I'm bored out of my fuckin mind and I'm tired and probably going to sleep after this post
Vwhat is ur all time fav video game and why
Rally Sport Challenge 2. (xbox) why: i love racing games, and rsc2 is in my opinion the greatest racing game ever made.
Some people think its weird that I'm a Flyers fan, but also a Steelers fan.
what are you afraid of ?
^ Bugs, can't stand them and i am man that can remit it to!
< I just borke my skate board that gonna cost my yet a nother $143 to fucking fix :(
V do you masterbate?