644. We need a li'l bit of 3 sheets to restore order, once in a while :)
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644. We need a li'l bit of 3 sheets to restore order, once in a while :)
645. Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?
646. You spend one second in that pen, and that bull will have his horn up your ass and sticking out your pecker.
16. HAHAHAHA MOTHER FUCKERS
ha ha! I love this movie...
647.I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
648. If you don't stfu, I'm going to.... throw a tv remote at your face.
97897897. Ohh yeah
649. I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
650. Now now...there is nothing lamer than an internet fight, you continue, I'll have to certify you both geeks...now stop it :D
651. Interviewer: Heterosexual?
Parker: Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.
652. Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Longbaugh: You should.
653. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, ya' damn right it's better than yours! I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
654. i hate that fuckin song
655. Longbaugh: You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.
656. I don't like the song, but the video gets my mojo going :D
657. Longbaugh: Why's that such a big deal?
Interviewer: Because no one brings up sex with dead people!
Longbaugh: 'Course they don't, it's sick.
Interviewer: You brought it up!
Longbaugh: Only to say I never did it.
Interviewer: I didn't ask you that.
Longbaugh: [smiling] You should.
658. Parker: You take Los Angeles. Kay. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.
659. Mmmm...sex with dead people *drools*
660. Parker: Can't you people see there are guns here? Get, the fuck, OUT! GET OUT!
661. What movie are you guys quoting? I want to watch it.
662. Me, I'm rambling the first words that come to mind, as alwaysQuote:
Originally Posted by Caruso329
663. You'd have to ask KingKong.
664. caruso, which quotes intrigue you?
665. "Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!'
i'm sneaky.
666. the devils rejects
667. fight club
668. way of the gun
666
edit: I hate you.^^^
669. yessssssssssssssssssssss no one was gettin that number except me.
Ha ha! What a number that goes perfectly with the movieQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
i know muhahahahahah
670. "Lord help me, I can't change...wanna fly, high, oh freebird ya...."
671.
672. If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
ā??cause thereā??s too many places Iā??ve got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldnā??t be the same.
ā??cause Iā??m as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I canā??t change.
Bye, bye, itā??s been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I canā??t change.
But please donā??t take it badly,
ā??cause lord knows Iā??m to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldnā??t be the same.
Cause Iā??m as free as a bird now,
And this bird youā??ll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I canā??t change.
Lord help me, I canā??t change.
charles manson <3
673. you call him charles manson, i call him daddy.
674. This oneQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
675. see #668
So do I, ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
676. Thanks, I'll rent it sometime.
677. i should be in charge of a movie thread here or something. i think i am the most qualified.
678. OMG this thread is still going?
679. OMG Trichome, I'm telling your wife.