you might be a stoner if...
youve payed someone back for munchies with weed
you have more than 4 mix cds in your car specifically made for listening to while high
Printable View
you might be a stoner if...
youve payed someone back for munchies with weed
you have more than 4 mix cds in your car specifically made for listening to while high
oh yeah, and if its ever taken you more than 10 minutes to order in a drive through because you were too high/laughing too hard.
If you almost get busted by the cops (they searched my friends, not me) and then demand that we go high again since the first high was ruined (again a true story)
you might be a stoner...
when someone says "hi, how are you?" you reply with "high, how are you?"
you might be a stoner if you and 4 friends drive through a wendys drive through and order one persons food, then go around and do it again for each person.
OR
you and a friend smoke and start wrting a response to his myspace buddy, forget what the fuck you were doing, and proceed to make a city out of brackets and periods like such
]]
]]]]..
]]]
]
]]]
]]
if you have ever walked 1 block to get pizza and finished 3 before you got back.
if more of your day is spent outside than in, you might be a stoner
if you constantly carry around tin foil, you might be a stoner
if your best friend has a 3 footer, you might be a stoner
if you can scrape a bowlpack from the inside of your pockets, you might be a stoner
if all you want to do all day is sit on your ass and smoke weed, well,
....you might be a stoner.
If you're playing disc golf and have to leave to get Taco Bell before you even finish the front 9, you might be a stoner.
On second thought, if you play disc golf, you might be a stoner.
HA!!! good shit good shit :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
You might be a stoner if you have a supplier on speed dial
if you spend more of your day high then not high