......u might be a stoner

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Originally Posted by drgreenthumb1238

-You might be a stoner if at a friends house, when you ring the takeaway delivery place they recognise your voice(when it isn't even your house!),know what oder you want and the address.

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yessss, that happens to me lol

You might be a stoner if tend to offer skunk as payment instead of cash

You might be a stoner if you can't walk by certain products in the supermarket without picking them up because you know they will taste good later after a doobie

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

You might be a stoner if your cigarette packets are always in tatters from using them as roach

:rasta:

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Originally Posted by SensiRide

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

:rasta:

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You hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

You might be a stoner if there's a tree at your local (huge) park where there's a tree ideal for blazing with curved branches and back rests etc!

doobie r u stoned right now?

if only...

You might be a stoner if you can't remember if you smoked the rest of your weed, hid it, or just lost it.

You might be a stoner if you set your alarm clock for 4:00 even though you don't have to be at school for 3 hours, just to toke on 4:20.

has anyone here ever bought the old school blue king rizlas, the ones that are a bit shorter and a bit fatter. Whatever shop you go in, wherever you are, the shop assistant always knows your buying them for spliffs.

You might be a stoner if you find D.A.R.E commercials hilarious!
You might be a stoner if you smoke rez.
You might be a stoner if you always have a lighter but don't smoke cigarettes.
You might be a stoner if you come to Cannabis.com
You might be a stoner if you know the government are liars! :rasta:

If you have a problem with Marijuana. GET HELP!

Yesterday i got so pissed at a Visine bottle because i couldn't get it to squirt out visine. After like a full 2 minutes I was so mad i threw it in the river, than my friends just sit there laughing their asses off and tell me the cap was on.

you might be a stoner if you have more pipes than pieces of silverware