Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

Okay, I retraced the moves. Jeeses. :stoned:

Diagram coming.

Look right?
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Damn. Sites being goofy. Your post with the pic just showed up. Took 17 minutes?

It's right.
Got a plan?

PxP (P-Q4)

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

PxP (P-Q4)

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And which of your pawns did you wish to use to effect said capture?

The one from K3?

Yep. dat's de one. Sorry, gettin' a little crisp around the edges. Forgot where he came from as soon as I moved my hand away.

R - K1 check

Same move eider way.
Just wanted ta know if I should call check.

Whoops. Hadda take a call. Stepped away for a sec.

You've still got a pawn at your K5, yes?

Which rook attempts this blasphemous (and yet strangely impossible) affront to my royal wiggery, as if it mootly matters?

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Whoops. Hadda take a call. Stepped away for a sec.

You've still got a pawn at your K5, yes?

Which rook attempts this blasphemous (and yet strangely impossible) affront to my royal wiggery, as if it mootly matters?

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Looking back, it seems I do, Sorry, just thinking ahead.
How about
QBP - QB4
Instead?

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QBP - QB4
Instead?

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Okay.

B - KN5

Wow!

Hours ago I typed and entered a move.
Saw it.
Came back from dinner and it's gone.:wtf:

So, at the risk of repeating myself;
Q x Q
It's time to free my other rook from menial chores.
Your sane response is P X Q, yah?

Then
P x P
and the center is mine.

Sorry for the delay.

W

Our chess is getting stonyer by da day!
I'm hard pressed to think even one move ahead.
Yay!

Pre-lim on tanning.
Tried the 2 hour tan, G13/BB last night.
Got as much "thump" as outdoor buds after half the curing time:smokin:
I think we've stumbled upon a shortcut.
If so, the commercial growers will plotz.

If I were a gambler, (and if I had any extra bux), I'd buy piles of LED mfg. stock, Hanover Fitz.:D

Gonna be a very strange Sunday.
Aloha
Weeze

Is this right?

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Is this right?

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Quite!:thumbsup:

Interesting.
You posted at 4:16.
(I just happened to be passing by)
Just got the "instant" e-mail alert at 2:44.

On my end it says "20:16" which is correct (8:16pm here).

Last night posts you had made 30-45 mins earlier were appearing in correct order, later.

Got me.

So, is de diagram correct?

And the UV--was that natural sun, or a bub?

Hey, check yer email, gonna send ya a question....

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

On my end it says "20:16" which is correct (8:16pm here).

Last night posts you had made 30-45 mins earlier were appearing in correct order, later.

Got me.

So, is de diagram correct?

I re-iterate; "Quite!"

And the UV--was that natural sun, or a bub?

Supernatural sun, blub.
(The tropics, sunny-side, low clouds, 1100' elevation.)

Hey, check yer email, gonna send ya a question....

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Checking...

Back.
Zip, nada, zeero, nobody loves me, e-mail.
Yet.

Carry on.

Damn. Your post with "quite" in it was not here when I sent the question. It's there now, though.

Sent a longer message than planned. Slow typist. S/B in yer mail now.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Damn. Your post with "quite" in it was not here when I sent the question. It's there now, though.

Sent a longer message than planned. Slow typist. S/B in yer mail now.

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Slower, longer winded, typist with a "mortified" thumb.
Has responded.
So,
Don't look good in da hood, yah?

You'll need a plan.
The pissants are about to storm da palace.:D

W.

P x P

B - Kn6 check!

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The pissants are about to storm da palace.

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Sounds like code for "Now would be a fine time to castle, dolt."

Yes, thinking about that.

Thinking about doing the Bishop - Knight trade as well, may lose that opportunity. (You, thinking out loud ihere, would be fine...)

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Reference my posterior fedora: check the post times. I didn't bump him-- I just gave him a little kiss while he was already at the top. I see very well what he's doing; if he can't goad someone into responding, he bumps the thread himself. (I reported the post a long time ago, but it'll be awhile before it's dealt with, I'm afraid.)

He'd like for me to respond and refuse indignantly to apologize. And, he's been helpful enough to suggest some topics we might argue about. Ain't gonna happen. I'm a little disappointed you think me so gullible. :D

I do think it was worthwhile reviewing his posts from the other forum, just because they show he is deliberately lying to this community. Of course, he doesn't care how mad everybody gets at him as long as Crunchypants sends him his $4.

I've used nicotine bombs in a commercial greenhouse before. Pretty impressive toxin--I even killed some tender plants accidentally with it. I could discuss that with him, but he'd like the exposure. He's been at this long enough to be well-rehearsed in the usual arguments. And he welcomes them--they cost him nothing, and always reel in a few dim fish. That's the game.

I just wanted to have his two sets of words along side each other. Now, about all this Kelvin nonsense...:eek:

B - Q2 to block.

If I move the king I can't castle.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Sounds like code for "Now would be a fine time to castle, dolt."

Yes, thinking about that.

Thinking about doing the Bishop - Knight trade as well, may lose that opportunity. (You, thinking out loud ihere, would be fine...)

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*Alright.
The castle is not an option when in check.
After the block with the bishop, (just scrolled down and saw that), Funny, thought you'd develop the knight.
Prolly thought you'd do that on the Bishop swap.
Nope! I'll move;

P - QR4 covering the white bishop's butt.

Now a trade favors white.
Still, that was a good move on the interpose.
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Reference my posterior fedora: check the post times. I didn't bump him-- I just gave him a little kiss while he was already at the top. I see very well what he's doing; if he can't goad someone into responding, he bumps the thread himself. (I reported the post a long time ago, but it'll be awhile before it's dealt with, I'm afraid.)

He'd like for me to respond and refuse indignantly to apologize. And, he's been helpful enough to suggest some topics we might argue about. Ain't gonna happen. I'm a little disappointed you think me so gullible. :D

I was concerned that he was making off with your goat, brah!
:D
I do think it was worthwhile reviewing his posts from the other forum, just because they show he is deliberately lying to this community. Of course, he doesn't care how mad everybody gets at him as long as Crunchypants sends him his $4.

Absatively! :thumbsup:
Mo' betta hang on to :cool: though.
Makes for a classier discourse, yah?
Seems much of what we type becomes semi-permanent.
Anger is very often followed by regret.

I've used nicotine bombs in a commercial greenhouse before. Pretty impressive toxin--I even killed some tender plants accidentally with it. I could discuss that with him, but he'd like the exposure. He's been at this long enough to be well-rehearsed in the usual arguments. And he welcomes them--they cost him nothing, and always reel in a few dim fish. That's the game.

I just wanted to have his two sets of words along side each other. Now, about all this Kelvin nonsense...:eek:

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:D
The only thing that scares me silly is nicotine.
Physical addiction is a harsh reality.
I consider myself to be pretty damn strong, and cigarettes almost handed me my ass.
Quit cold turkey in '81.

It was not easy.

O-O

Kingside...:cool:

KR - K1.

Da pissants got backup!


Howzit?


Weeze

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Howzit?

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a bit better. Realized that I can take NSAIDs now that I'm off all the other stuff. They help. They were contra-indicated by everything else I was taking.

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Mo' betta hang on to though.
Makes for a classier discourse, yah?

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Of course, you are right. But beneath this finely-chiseled facade is a street urchin who will cut your ass with a razor blade he hides in his mouth. I will keep him reeled in.

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Seems much of what we type becomes semi-permanent.
Anger is very often followed by regret.

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Hermie wasn't angry, Hermie was just a little manic. (Much mo' betta.) Glad the thread's gone though, I mispelled "ass-hat." (The hyphen adds such subtle depth. Bathos, really.)

Our little yellow-fingered visitor did have it in mind to scam folks here; he's part of a doublewide-trailer-level tobacco lobby. Fortunately, Hermie-the-Hypervigilant (damn, LOL at myself) was there to protect the naive. :D I imagine we'll see him again, as Bob the LED Light Man.

And I promise I won't use big fonts to yell any more; if I can't say it in a 10-point Arial I won't say anything. :thumbsup:

I'm thinking B - K3. Does a coupla things.

OK. B - K3

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

I'm thinking B - K3. Does a coupla things.

OK. B - K3

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That move, is a hint at the beautry of the game.

I'd best try R - Qb1
To grab that open file before you do.

Aloha

Weeze

That would have been next, yes. :mad:

N - Q2 :pimp:

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

a bit better. Realized that I can take NSAIDs now that I'm off all the other stuff. They help. They were contra-indicated by everything else I was taking.

Nsaid's, (Well, Aleve), is the one that worked for my lower back.
I say worked, because I've developed an itchy, painful, rash on both arms.
Stopped taking Aleve, and the rash is abating.
Not proof of guilt, yet.
The fun part will be trying it again to confirm.
It's a trade-off with the lower-back pain.
So, I might be a li'l cranky


Of course, you are right. But beneath this finely-chiseled facade is a street urchin who will cut your ass with a razor blade he hides in his mouth. I will keep him reeled in.

Schoen dank fur das!
I'm an emotional "bleeder".;)

Hermie wasn't angry, Hermie was just a little manic. (Much mo' betta.) Glad the thread's gone though, I mispelled "ass-hat." (The hyphen adds such subtle depth. Bathos, really.)

Our little yellow-fingered visitor did have it in mind to scam folks here; he's part of a doublewide-trailer-level tobacco lobby. Fortunately, Hermie-the-Hypervigilant (damn, LOL at myself) was there to protect the naive. :D I imagine we'll see him again, as Bob the LED Light Man.

And I promise I won't use big fonts to yell any more; if I can't say it in a 10-point Arial I won't say anything. :thumbsup:

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We had fun though, ya?

Weeze.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

That would have been next, yes. :mad:

N - Q2 :pimp:

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R - QB7

P - QR3

B X Kn!
Gains a piece as it forces B X B
Followed by R X B.

Still wanna charge dat nuisance tax?:)

Weeze

Oops. Lemme rethink that. Sleep makes everything look different....

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Oops. Lemme rethink that. Sleep makes everything look different....

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Mo' betta.
You will need that knight.

W

Is this right? "somebody" bumped my board again. [attachment=o229958]

Nope

Mo' like
Dis;
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Yah?

W.