Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
So you're treading water to let me catch up, huh? (Picture the senior ladies' synchronized swim team) :D
O-O-O is queenside castle, ya?
Not so sure I like my pawns scattered downrange like dat, but I has maid my bed, and now I mus lye in it. :rasta:
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
So you're treading water to let me catch up, huh? (Picture the senior ladies' synchronized swim team) :D
O-O-O is queenside castle, ya?
Not so sure I like my pawns scattered downrange like dat, but I has maid my bed, and now I mus lye in it. :rasta:
Oh my!
Well, it does free your knight.
I'ma go ;
N - KN5!
And, the midgame begins!
Lye can cause serious burns to yer head.
Line da bed wit' roses instead.
The thorns might turn the sheets quite red.
But mo' betta bloody, dan Drano dead ;)
Burma Shave.
Wheezard
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
Sorry to stall. Needed to think about this. Shoulda paid closer attention earlier, but had/got a lot going on. Got dat new computer, and some new stuff to learn. Trying to get some gardening done, too. Prolly set up a second tomato DWC with soil and rocks:D, cause the first one seems to be doing OK, too.
R - Q2
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
How guys! How's it going? Your Chess&Bless club seems to be rockin' on :cool: Sorry to bother you again with my petty problems but still was hoping if you had a minute or two to spare and could swing by the Stealthy Led thread..? I'm almost done with the project, just a few adjustements and I'm good. Would really appreciate your help! :thumbsup:
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Sorry to stall. Needed to think about this. Shoulda paid closer attention earlier, but had/got a lot going on. Got dat new computer, and some new stuff to learn. Trying to get some gardening done, too. Prolly set up a second tomato DWC with soil and rocks:D, cause the first one seems to be doing OK, too.
R - Q2
Just what I thought you'd do.
I think the next few moves are going to be quite instructional;:)
Once the midgame begins, if development is well done, combinations just appear!
Q X Q!
Which kinda forces;
N X Q
Which begets
N X BP
And that, will force a rook move, or a trade.
The trade is a disaster, so prolly;
R - KN1.
That allows my naughty Knigget to "escape back to lake" with
N - KN5 discovering a bishop attack on the King's rook.
There is no interpose and no "greater threat"
So;
R - KR1 ,
Or lose it.
And that allows;
N - KB3. "Back to lake"
And white is down an important pawn.
And black picks up a 3 move lead and a superior position.
So much for Wiki-tutoring, yah?:)
The early fianchetto will only work against a greedy and/or hasty opponents.
A good played ignores "odd" openings and just concentrates on his own development.
Perhaps you'll find a flaw in my analysis.:stoned:
If not, the board should look like this;
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and it's your move.
Green?
Weeze
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
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Originally Posted by jopedijoo
How guys! How's it going? Your Chess&Bless club seems to be rockin' on :cool: Sorry to bother you again with my petty problems but still was hoping if you had a minute or two to spare and could swing by the Stealthy Led thread..? I'm almost done with the project, just a few adjustements and I'm good. Would really appreciate your help! :thumbsup:
Tchoor, brah!
Be right dere.
Aloha,
Wee
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
Yep. Looks right. I almost initiated the queen trade, but looked that was gonna take care of itself. At least it un-pinned my knight.
N x P (QN5)
I trust ya'll are safe, looks like your tsunami ran outta steam before it could make landfall onna island. Be careful. DH
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Yep. Looks right. I almost initiated the queen trade, but looked that was gonna take care of itself. At least it un-pinned my knight.
N x P (QN5)
I trust ya'll are safe, looks like your tsunami ran outta steam before it could make landfall onna island. Be careful. DH
B - N3
No want him chewin' on my anchor pawn.
I used to remove my queen from the board as a handicap when playing new guys.
Bad idea, they didn't learn about queens.
Now, I jus' look for the best move, and play the second best move as a handicap.;)
Or, :stoned::stoned::stoned: 'til I have no idea what's da bes' move.:rastasmoke:
Bottom line?
You'll do much better not trading queens with me in future
games.
I play well without a queen.:D
Maybe next game the theme will be "Queen power".
Nuttin' stings more dan an unexpected "Bitch slap".
And thank good ol' "turkey guts" fo' me fo' correctin' dat series of errors to da Jujubee's mind.
Aloha,
Cryptic Weeze
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
A queen in my hands is about as effective as a sniper rifle in the hands of a five-year-old. We can kinda make it work, but....
If I've seen a chance to trade, I've taken it. Them things is dangerous, and figure one's gotta be more valuable to you than to me. Especially after the board clears out a little and she can reach out for a ways without running into (and away from) lesser pieces. So, yeah, I'd like to see how to use one. Queen power game sounds good.
Getting both knights out there early was fun, though. :D
B - K2
Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"
P - QR3
Scram 'orsie, yer bodderin' me.
Wee