the jail is segratgrated into gangs now, good vs evil...and the guards are giving all the inmates screw driver for shivs so...
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the jail is segratgrated into gangs now, good vs evil...and the guards are giving all the inmates screw driver for shivs so...
...chaos is on prison too. Guards run for their lives as forces of light and darkness fight together. Matt watches the fight from Heaven and desides to do the one thing he swore never to do in his life...
let all the inmates savagely ravage his body
Then the cops get busted by the FBI for smoking Satan's weed in the evidence room and are thrown in jail too.
fbi is tryen to keep it together but FEMA is already preparing for martial law uppon the world, when Matt, almost fucked to death, does someting nobody expected...
HE TURNS INTO A WEREWOLF!!! AHHHHHHH
After Matt turns into a werewolf, he realizes he must be endowed with mystical powers, so then he...
goes crazy and tries to take over the world! but then george bush comes on TV and says..
that hes gay
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
Edit: beat me to it :( and mine wus better lol