Famous LAST WORDS

FAMOUS REDNECK LAST WORDS ....

"HEY YA'LL .. WATCH THIS!!! "

No dude, zombies cant do that. (Run/Climb/Shoot a gun/etc.)
Hey, follow me with the flashlight.
Well, it kinda LOOKS like weed...
Who the fuck is Cuck Norris?
I found instructions to make a time machine online.
No, its just one of those gun pipes.

"don't worry, this one just has blanks in it!"
"cutting the green wire..."
"damn, this shits so dank it looks like its covered with glass" :mad:

"Go ahead, pull the trigger and see what it feels like, it's unloaded"


had I not cycled the weapon...someone could be dead..

Hey mom! Look what I can do!

redneck four wheelin . . . "here, hold my beer and watch this!" :jointsmile:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by StickyfingahZ

I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.

I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.

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Oh my god, I just laughed for like five minutes straight at this. I know it's a little messed up, but that's like the funniest thing I've ever read.

"Fiction has to make sense, life doesn't" -The International