who wants me i come with 2 fuctional legs and a lamp...
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who wants me i come with 2 fuctional legs and a lamp...
:S2: those deformed functional legs,;)Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
do you slosh on the turns?Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
quit sitting on the jets and wipe that grin off your face.
how did you know my alterior motive?Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
i wasn't always a silly old fart....:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
or maybe i was, i'm not quite sure.:confused:
I gotta crush on all the ladies on here. I dont know what any of you look like but you all seem cool and you like to smoke, and that is sexy. checkout my vids on my chanel lots of girls for the guys lots of guy for the girls and enough herb for every one. link is below check it.:pimp: :pimp: :lovestruck:
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
I think I spelled ulterior wrong, or is it alterior?Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
you can sit on my jets any time
ahhh could delusions be the object of sammy's affections, me thinks so :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
now i know FOR SURE she likes someone else.... according to someone else i know, i aint the one she wants... she prefers the stuck up steroid poppin body builder who loves himself more than anything else instead....Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
well FUCK LOVE, i've had it with always bein second best to someone else. whats the fuckin point.
you spelled it wrong, i corrected it, then you spelled it wrong and right. i'm a bit of a fanatic about things like that. i'm afraid i'll have to pass on the jets. i'm scared to death of the intake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
nah, you could say I have aQuote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
crush on cannabis
love on cannabis
lesbian lover on cannabis
lol:hippy:
normality is not one of those;)
besides, this old hippie passed thirty something a looooooong time ago.:hippy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
damn it, we need a smilie with a long grey beard.
actually, if youve noticed, I find older guys around 30-40 sexy
That's because you have good taste. I always knew it! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
Arent you like 15? Man, I hope you don't have your IM or contact info around here anywhere. You're gonna get slammed with some pervs looking for a good time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
Maybe they could make a dateline special out of it.
hey! i'm a perv looking for a good time and i find your attitude highly offensive. as soon as i get out of these handcuffs and this leather suit i'm going to call up the aclu and slap your ass with a massive lawsuit. by the time we're done with you, i'll own your...um...well, at least i might be able to recoup the court costs.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by benagain
Um how did you get IN them to begin with?Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
Did Bobo the friendly gorrila help you?
i don't ask name and she was a little furry, but i don't think it was bobo. they're my damn cuffs, but i think we were a little over-enthusiastic last night and the key seems to have been misplaced. either that or it is lodged in some orifice we haven't yet explored.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
hahha, been there done that, no, I dont have any contact info, not even the flag where I liveQuote:
Originally Posted by benagain
I know what you mean... this post makes me think you are a dry, humorless, sad individual. Oh wait, i DON'T know what you mean! Cause this post i read of your made me NOT like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by IanCurtisWishlist
Get a clue man.
People DO connect, even if through their monitors.
and offsite too, ever heard of Instant Messaging and E-mails? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The.Devil.Himself
pure pwnageQuote:
Originally Posted by The.Devil.Himself
Well good golly, what kind of statement is that? Text has been a medium of love since the first cave-man wrote his cave-wife a cave-love-letter, even if in dinosaur blood on rocky walls!!
I hope cave-wife didn't respond the same way, or else there'd be cave-wife ribs for supper!!
if you were talking about my statement, I was complimenting you ^
i thnik he was talking to me... even tho i was agreeing with him lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
heh nah i was referring to the goofball's "how can i like text" remark.
that silly suzan.
my my how this thread has grown....
yeah i think some people don't realise that this site isnt the only place thet people talk to each other on....
i mean i did the webcam and occasionaly the voice chat thing with someone on here for about a year now.
23 pages and u still aint told anyone who your crushin on, i think its only fair that you do as some people have told who they crush on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
are you proud of yourself?Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
come to think of it, i don't believe you ever did spill the beans.
theres also telephone...
how wrong you are, only two people know, one I told a lie to, one I told the truth toQuote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
now we have to go back through every post in this damn thing and find the lie and the truth and figure out which is which. people are just too damn cryptic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
:S2: the one who knows the truth has never posted on this thread! good luck!Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
Is this infatuation based on a picture? Or is your crush based on personality? what's the deal??
Also, if i may, how old are you?
Is that you in your avatar?
oh well, just another one of life's many unanswered questions. guess i'll just get high and wander off to something else.:hippy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
I't pretty obvious who sammy wants...
oh really skink, who would this be?
OMG! I NEVER NOTICED THE TYPO IN THIS THREAD!
it says "do you have a crush on cannabis member"
I should read "do you have a crush on a cannabis member"
I feel like a tool shed :S2:
Home Depot. ;)