......u might be a stoner

If you ever mistake your bong for a drink you might be a stoner

if youve ever been stoned spent like 30 minutes looking fo a great place to hide you weed were no one will find it, passed out woke up the next day and havent seen it since

if you get cotton mouth so bad you are willing to take a dink from the bong to fix it


if youve ever thought youre screen fell out of the pipe and looked for it fo ten min. only to realize its still in your pipe

if you frequently find weed that you didnt know you had

if youve ever raided your frige for every condiment in there and made dip from it and realize you dont have any chips .......and then use cookies

if youve ever lit like 5 cigs in a row and not smoked any of them

you might be a stoner.........ps rigirl has the funniest avatar ive ever seen

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

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happens to me all the time..

You might... wait what? Oh. Wait hold on.. oh yeah.

You might be a stoner if you spend five minutes trying to remember what you were just thinking about.

You might be a stoner if you watch infomercials for an hour because you haven't gotten around to changing the channel.

You might be a stoner if your eating habits remind your mom of her pregnancy cravings.

You might be a stoner if you're always naming shit and you don't have any pets.

You might be a stoner if one of your biggest dilemmas is JOINT or BOWL?

You might be a stoner if you've taught fifteen people how to make a bong.

You might be a stoner if you relate to 90% of the damn "you might be a stoners" on this thead. :o :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Jake0steve

Wow afghanigooey. I do the hungry thing too. You just reposted, with like...hours and hours between indentical posts, you might be a stoner..

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LMFAOOOOO

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

You might be a stoner if you can understand why Tool is so good. And understand the twisting shifting dynamics of a Tool album... between the drums, guitar and even the bass. Maynard's vocals and lyrics are topping on the cake.

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Maynard manages to write about psychology, astrology, and spirituality with unmatched beauty. The man is a genius. And the music.. wow. The textures that every musician create is.. there isn't a word for it. Beautiful, complex, textured, calming yet powerful music. Inspirational band.<3

if you post on this forum, and were stoned enough to read the six pages on this tghread, ur a stoner.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

You might... wait what? Oh. Wait hold on.. oh yeah.

You might be a stoner if you spend five minutes trying to remember what you were just thinking about.

You might be a stoner if you watch infomercials for an hour because you haven't gotten around to changing the channel.

You might be a stoner if your eating habits remind your mom of her pregnancy cravings.

You might be a stoner if you're always naming shit and you don't have any pets.

You might be a stoner if one of your biggest dilemmas is JOINT or BOWL?

You might be a stoner if you've taught fifteen people how to make a bong.

You might be a stoner if you relate to 90% of the damn "you might be a stoners" on this thead. :o :rolleyes:

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Hahahahahaaaa!!!! oooo....whew....*flicks tear from eye while holding side*

You Might Be A Stoner if Your Pants Are Crusted with Semen from constantly jacking off from lack of finding a new victim to penetrate - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

You Might Be A Stoner if Your Pants Are Crusted with Semen from constantly jacking off from lack of finding a new victim to penetrate - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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you might be a stoner if you watch fear and loathing in las vegas only when youre high...and watch it 11 times a week.

If you have spent hundreds of dollars on plumbing supplies in your lifetime...And yet you never work on your house's plumbing, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever had to eat half of a joint because it wouldn't stay lit, you might be a stoner. (True Story)

If you had to show your Father what real Lungpower is when you were smoking with him, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever rolled a joint, put it next to your incense burner, then gone digging through your room 10 minutes to find incense, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever done that, then found incense then went tearing through your room another 10 minutes looking for your joint, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever done both of those, then put your incense in the burner and sparked up that joint, only to realize you put the joint in the incense burner and you just took a hit of incense, then you might just be a stoner. (True story from one of my friends)

If you have ever spent three days writing an essay on Marijuana...for fun...you might be a stoner. (Look in the Recreational forum. It's a true story)

If you have ever spent 4 hours listening to "Blueberry Yum Yum" by Ludacris because you forgot to sing along every time...You might be a stoner.