do you have a crush on cannabis member?

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

wow the yeag,

well, my crush is out and only one person knows who it is

bwhahahha

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well that just aint fair

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Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes

well that just aint fair

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yes it is, the guessing game still continutes,

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Originally Posted by Demeter

sadly, it takes more than metal to make these boobies look big
If I'm wearing a wonderbra and you're drunk and it's dark, maybe:D

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ha, but you do weight training? and you're a teacher....hrrrm, y'know i happen to be somewhat of a teachers pet myself.

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

yes it is, the guessing game still continutes,

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that sux, but you will crack... oh yes you will crack...

*switches on the interogation light, plays both good cop and bad cop* :vader1:

now... tell us everything! :wtf:

i have but im way too shy, ha no i aint, its the most beautiful girl on here who else would i have a crush on?

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Originally Posted by Trainer07

i have but im way too shy, ha no i aint, its the most beautiful girl on here who else would i have a crush on?

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HAHA I KNOW WHO IT IS!!!!

yeah and who is that ? :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by Trainer07

yeah and who is that ? :rastasmoke:

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*Points to the other thread*

u think i gotta chance? :)

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Originally Posted by Trainer07

u think i gotta chance? :)

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You've always got a chance, homie...

although im in england and married :)

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Originally Posted by Trainer07

although im in england and married :)

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NONE THE LESS!

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Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes

that sux, but you will crack... oh yes you will crack...

*switches on the interogation light, plays both good cop and bad cop* :vader1:

now... tell us everything! :wtf:

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I think hes around 30...scandalous!:cool:

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

I think hes around 30...scandalous!:cool:

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Scandelous...!
She's so scandelous...
Scandelous...
She's so Scandelous... /dance

I might have a crush on someone here. Although I am real cautious about meeting anyone from the Internet.

I have heard way to many horror stories. I also know most Internet relationships do not work out.

Will I ever do anything about the crush? Only time will tell. I am open to anything. But I am not getting my hopes up.

Would I feel different if she contacted me? I bet I would. I am just nuts enough to try even though I know the odds.

So if you are the love of my life you best let me know.;)

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

I think hes around 30...scandalous!:cool:

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my theory is that people on line who claim to be 14 year old girls are really 30 year old men and those who claim to be 30 year old men are really 14 year old girls. so if you have a crush on someone here who you think is around 30, you might very well have a crush on yourself. the only problem there is that since you claim to be a 14 year old girl, you are probably a 30 year old man. in which case you are gay and will be very disappointed if you should meet this crush and find him (her) to be a 14 year old girl.

if any of the above made sense to you i would suggest a course of anti-psychotics because you're undoubtedly as messed up as i am.

it made sense, but im 15, so then, would i be a 31 year old guy?

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

it made sense, but im 15, so then, would i be a 31 year old guy?

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seek help from a mental health professional immediately! any sane person wouldn't have bothered to finish reading the post in the first place. the fact that you not only read it, but replied as well proves that you are either severely unbalanced or at least half as bored as i am. in either case, seeing a shrink will give you something interesting to do.

I read it all i feel stupid now.:p

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Originally Posted by snicklefritz1825

I read it all i feel stupid now.:p

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well, maybe you are. did you start out that way or is this a new sensation?

i started out this way

i just started out confused, it's been all down hill since then.

I went downhill, then uphill, then came a loop-de-loop

ah yes, but i've been gaining speed all this time and in another 40 years i should be able to hit mach 1. then the fun really begins.

well, my roller coaster has been closed for repairs,


wierdest thread ive ever jacked :wtf:

sorry about the coaster, you should really get the damn thing fixed.

mechanics on vacation

well then get another one. there are plenty of qualified coaster mechanics just sittin' around, waiting for someone to call. get off your ass and grab the yellow pages.

you mean DEX I dont have yellow pages, and im stuck on the coaster

damn you young uns with your fancy schmancy, high tech thingamajiggies.
(sorry, i was channeling my grandmother)

you should probably have thought of this before you jumped into the damn thing. it's a simple precaution, like going to the bathroom before leaving on a long trip. now you're trapped on a broken coaster with no mechanic and no way back to reality. if you had thought ahead, you would have at least brought along a snack or something. now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.

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oooowwweeeeeooooo

tracking.....tracking......

transporter status: opperational

engage...........:abduct:

i'm pretty sure you're not an alien so,thank you for saving sam from a fate worse than death. now if you could find someone to repair her coaster she can get back to doing what she does best, whatever that is. oh yea, jacking threads.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

my theory is that people on line who claim to be 14 year old girls are really 30 year old men and those who claim to be 30 year old men are really 14 year old girls. so if you have a crush on someone here who you think is around 30, you might very well have a crush on yourself. the only problem there is that since you claim to be a 14 year old girl, you are probably a 30 year old man. in which case you are gay and will be very disappointed if you should meet this crush and find him (her) to be a 14 year old girl.

if any of the above made sense to you i would suggest a course of anti-psychotics because you're undoubtedly as messed up as i am.

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damn man... it makes a lot of sense for me... seriously... its pure logic, mathematicaly exact, applied to an unusual situation... i love every nonsense which arises from use of logic until its last consequences... :D
i think im sober long enough... sometimes sobriety can be more maddening then stonedness... so i think i need to smoke... :jointsmile:

i have the hots for sam, reb and any other cute girls who wanna hop in.




just to let you know, i have a jacuzzi out back;)

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

my theory is that people on line who claim to be 14 year old girls are really 30 year old men and those who claim to be 30 year old men are really 14 year old girls. so if you have a crush on someone here who you think is around 30, you might very well have a crush on yourself. the only problem there is that since you claim to be a 14 year old girl, you are probably a 30 year old man. in which case you are gay and will be very disappointed if you should meet this crush and find him (her) to be a 14 year old girl..

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OMG delusions that is possibly the funniest thing I have seen you post, ever, hahahahaha rep to you!!!! edit, oh fuckballs, i can't give you any rep until i spread it around. grrrrrr some people NEED multiple... um... reps :D

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt. :)
Surreys Princess
stinkyattic
Mrs. Greenjeans
samwhore (when she turns 18 ;) )
Birdgirl
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

i think i've said this before but yeah i do have a crush on someone :o, unfortunatly she doesnt feel the same way, i even believe she has a crush on someone else... yep lifes just fuckin fantastic :(

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Originally Posted by VaporDaddy

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt. :)
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I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

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lol
You aren't lacking much in the brains department yourself... it's refreshing...
:D

i have a crush on mrs. gj's feet and it's all her fault. she just had to tease me by offering to send me a pic of them and now i am totally consumed by thoughts of her toes. alas, now that she's been banned i may never have the chance to view those delicious digits, but i can still dream. oh, the damnable frustration of it all.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

i'm pretty sure you're not an alien so,thank you for saving sam from a fate worse than death. now if you could find someone to repair her coaster she can get back to doing what she does best, whatever that is. oh yea, jacking threads.

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I hired a mechanic, now my roller coaster includes water jets!

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Originally Posted by SwirlyMass

i have the hots for sam, reb and any other cute girls who wanna hop in.




just to let you know, i have a jacuzzi out back;)

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mines better, 'cuzzi party!

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Originally Posted by VaporDaddy

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt. :)
samwhore (when she turns 18 ;) )
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

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we can pretend....:D