If your in a car and can't think about anything else but closing all the windows and hot boxin ....you might be a stoner.
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If your in a car and can't think about anything else but closing all the windows and hot boxin ....you might be a stoner.
I always do that, just yesterday i'm like "wait, did we eat pizza yet? Fuck it i'll get another 2 slices"Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
If somebody ever owed you money, and u asked if they could pay u back with weed instead, you might be a stoner
u might be a stoner if you and your friend sang(and shit themselves laughing) Trogdor the burninator for 2 and a half hours. true story
If you're sitting in the woods and hear people walking then turn around to realize it's just chipmunks fighting.
If you order an enchilada at a mexican restaurant, decide to go sit in the car and wait for it then realize that's a bad idea, eat your enchilada, go sit in the car, and wonder if they brought your enchilada yet..... you might be a stoner.
or ..
If you can't distinguish friday from saturday or saturday from sunday .. etc., you might be a stoner.
if you're out of weed and spend an hour looking on your carpet in hopes that you can find any nuggets you may have dropped while stoned at one point.
If you see some one on a roof and think i wish i was high as they are
you might be a stoner
i do that shit weeklyQuote:
Originally Posted by rigirl825
If you've ever acted out scene's from Spiderman in slowmotion your a stoner...