Famous LAST WORDS

Chuck Norris is a Punk-ass trick

Heres a complilation of famous last words:

"Why won't you die!"

"Hey thats new"

"Of cosure i know what i'm doing"

"Shit" (personal fav)

"Raise the army!"

"Hey look at that Badger/Pigion" (either can be used)

"The leprecons are making me do this" (if this is heard run)

"I'm ok" (after this is spoken, the speaker usally collapsis)

"Oh look that Badger has a gun, do you see?"

"Morgan your a star" -"Yeah i know....oh god i;m going supernova!"

(On a plane) "Are there any poilets no board?!"

"What do you mean you've lost it!"

"Hey I haven't lost it, i just can't find it" (response to above)

" Oh fuck, off its my soul!" (that is usally said to me)

"FREEDOM!" (is almost always followed by recapture)

"Release the hounds/flying monkeys etc.." (thats famous last words for someone)

"You know the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano"

"have you got a clock in that rucksack?"

hahaha i liked them
love n stuff:hippy:

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Originally Posted by FlyGuyOU

Chuck Norris is a Punk-ass trick

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LOL.. Thats very true, I cant stand the guy...

LIFES A BITCH
YO TELL EVERY BODY I SHOT HIM
YO DO U LOVE ME
I STILL GOT LOVE FOR YOU
YO DID I DO IT
TELL MY WIFE I FOVE HER

Dude, I wonder if it tastes bad...


I had actually used this one the other day when I was smokin my home-made bong and we left it out there was some dry and old smoke left in the chamber so I figured that it would do a lil' something for me.....but it didn't and I wound up in my sink COFFING (thats how it shud b spelt) my lungs up.....LMAO the whole time tho because i was high as fuck man....good times:stoned::stoned:

"would you jump off a bridge if your friend does?"

Lifes a bitch and then you marry one..:D

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Originally Posted by StickyfingahZ

I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.

I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.

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That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard!

"Honey, get the camera."

"that feels good!"

"Hey tyrel! Toss my salad!"

hehe... that last one was a bit blunt. blunt... hehe

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Originally Posted by maxsuperdanks

HAHAHAHAHAHA


That's the best.

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I didnt even see that post damn thats frekin halarious. He hit the floor and said ....WTF hahaha