Your Favorite Movie Quotes

haha this thread has been here for days and now alot of yous have missed it, so heres a good one

...........................I have thought about it and I agree with my self.----Billy Bob Thorton----Homegrown

"this guy fucked 400 chickens and a beagel"
i cant remember which movie it was but it had chris farley and david spade i think it was either tommy boy or black sheep;)

"Sorry if I smell like piss, you know how it is."

homeless guy from Death to Smoochy

after having sex mark renton says "i haven't felt that good since archie gemmill scored against holland in 1978"

trainspotting

this is a great thread!

Super Troopers:
*When they're playing the "meow" game....Foster says to the guy:
"Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree. Am I drinking milk from a saucer?? Well, do you see me eating mice??!!"

"Gimme a double bacon with cheese...double baco-cheese..its for a cop.
"What, is he gonna spit in it now?"
"No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good.......uh, don't spit in that cop's burger"


and uh, a litre a' cola"
"Litre a' cola? Do we make litre a cola? What is that?
"It's French for gimme some fucking cola!!!"
and when he goes to eat...
"Does that look like spit to you?"
"yeah"
"Aw fuck it"

Full Metal Jacket
"How tall are you private?"
"5'5"
"5'5?? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

"Where are you from?"
"Texas"
"Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me!"

"It looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up the brown stain on the matress!! I think you've been CHEATED!"

you are the dumbest.... smart person i've ever met!

oh and

oh damn! she just shot at you with her eyes closed foo...
HEY! did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!

Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by in.music.u.trust

"Bob had bitch tits"

"Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid goand has to watch game shows at full volume...
Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night."

SECURITY TFM
(to Jack)
Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."


and my favorite ever:
Now a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

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that movie kicks ass:thumbsup:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by AsianStoner420

"You dont score until you score" - American pie

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hahahah......"Yeah baby, you dont score till you score" hahaha


"Im Sorry did I break your concentration, well alow me to retort" Pit----Pulp Fiction

Bronx tale - "nowz youz cant leave!"