Just got saved by Jesus! Bring ur questions!

:hippy:I have never had such a good bloody laugh in my life.
reading these pages has made me a believer.
a believer that there is life beyond religion.
this all started out as intended fun.but has gone beyond it.
So it mock's religion and the bible, but does'nt every joke mock something ?
if we can't laugh at ourselves-then who can we laugh at ?
religious people reading these pages appear to be infuriated and disgruntled. STOP READING THE BLOODY PAGES THEN.
Apparently a part of religion is commit no sin ...why the hell are you reading pages on a hash board ? Perhaps to help you gain info about your illegal habit-oop's sorry medical medication.
Stop trying to preach and roll with it.
Religion has survived all these years-right or wrong and it will continue long after we are gone.
At the end of the day facts about religion are being proven daily.
religion thrived on the fear of the masses-god let it happen.
pedo priests played with the children-god let it happen.
the list is endless-only god knows how long the list is.
But the real sticker is the fact that we are supposed to adore and worship a god who sat on his butt and let his own son die ?
who the hell shows respect to a father who let something like this happen.
people seem to need something to believe in for some strange reason but who say's it has to be god ?
God really helped me-he made me bipolar2-The good thing about it is - i see things in a different way than many others.
i don't see the supposed promises and rewards or the crap that goes with it.
i see the FACTS.the cruilty of religion.the misuse of power in religion.the abuse by those who work in gods name,etc etc
Yeah i may be nut's but i ain't running about believing in something that has never been proven to exist.

Did you hear about the priest without sin who went to heaven ?
NO...
neither did anyone else-it's like god-it's a belief...

bye the bye-i ain's stoned---i don't use -- but i don't criticise those that do.
your god gave man the right to have an opinion-you may not like it and we may not like yours-but who cares ?
that is what opinions are about.
ps. some of the comments made by the religious ones could be regarded as a sin against their fellow man.
hit the floor and give god 10 or you wont be getting through the gates.

we make the choice as a human to do bad or good and to create bad or good. just like weapons to kill each other, those are man made items, that were made from the materials that god put on this earth, and it is the humans choice to use that weapon to kill and and do sin, he made us all equal, he is not the one letting african people starve it is there own government and people, they are not fortunate as some countries where u can walk in a store and get a burger. if you REALY THINK about it, it all starts to make sense. he is real

For those who have made the comment that it is Christians who get killed not do the killing, ever heard of the Spanish Inquisition? The Crusades? The Salem witch trials? How about the subjugation of South America and it's people being made into slaves (those who weren't murdered outright) for Jesus? How about Copernicus being forced to renounce his scientific theories (which have all been proven correct) or face being burned at the stake as a heretic? I could go on all day. The name of Jesus has been used to justify an ocean of blood, don't kid yourselves.

So true! The name of Jesus, Muhammad and other men of peace have been invoked to justify murder, pillage and other heinous acts. That does not make the religions bad.

The bad/evil is brought by men, not God. We all know through out the ages people have used good cause for selfish purpose.

Once a craftsman made a beautiful vase to hold water. Another man filled the vase with poison and made others drink. Who was evil, the craftsman or the other man or even the vase?

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Originally Posted by hazetwostep

amen! and again i say amen! all things flow from god since god created EVERYTHING!!! flowers, rainbows, babies, herpes, puppies, down syndrome, waterfalls, cancer in so many different forms, butterflies, brain parasites, trees, multiple sclerosis, and most importantly....

CANNABIS!!!!!!!!!!

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Did God really create Cancer, herpes, multiple sclerosis, or are these fallen states of His design?

Why would Jesus urge us to pray for things to be "on Earth as it is heaven"?

God can't give us cancer. He doesn't have it. You can't give anything away you don't have. There is none in heaven.

He takes no delight in the suffering of those lost, nor has any malice against them to send or wish harm.

He's sweeter than you know or understand.

I just saw Jesus's image in a piece of burnt toast. It's a miracle, I'm saved. Whoops, Jesus just crumbled.:D

dude yall so hilarious..seriously i laughed so hard...i dont know what to say about this. I thank yall for making my day.

Fuck the bible (Granted, bible has good moral guides or whatever) Fuck whats right and whats wrong. They are illusion. Many shit has happened that yall mentioned like Crusades and Spanish Inquisition or whatever. its not related to religion or God. its purely Ego ( jungian term) and self serving. However humans are truly ignorant like and me and yall. Humans are puppet and that is why knowledge is abused repeatedly throughout history. Somebody in the past is smart enough to deprive folks from knowledge thus making them vulnerable yet its kinda ironic that knowledge produces the selfish behavior: greed, sloth, wrath, lust, etc. thats why my good friend Andrew told me this SMART=Satan Movement As Real Time

One thing bothers me the most and I believe i mentioned this before..where the fuck DNA come from? DNA is full of codes and shit like that. Something created this DNA somehow. since codes requires conscious being. Moreover, the spheres are everywhere even planets galaxies and universe, perhaps multiverse. There are no mathematical model to create outside of circle only a designer ascribe a circle, yea there are bunches of theorms and formulas for inside circle/sphere. what the fuck? dont tell me we got here just because of pure chance let alone randomization. its not logical.

Funny thing the law MUST obey the law of physics in differing realms, thus the law cannot be broken unless you can manipulate the space-time continuum. our pathetic laws of land are bendable that means the power of law is laughable...just something to think about...

after all...SHEET HAPPENS on EARTH! who do we blame? no one but ourselves. Who are we to Judge?? who died and made yall King? We are a flock of sheep to some being out there.

Obviously we got Trinity all wrong...we also have feeble trinity within us as well...odd...

sorry for the ramble...i hope i was objective enough for both sides! :D

God is just an adult's imaginary friend.

John Lennon: Imagine No religion...what a better world it would be!

Religious beliefs have fucked up everything from sex to cannabis. Yet those retarded religious beliefs, as in-fucking-sane as they are, are protected by law. So just keep it to yourself. Or we will argue and I always get the last word in...just a warning, Jesusfreaks.

BTW, crazy Christians, your Bible is filled with IMMORAL acts ordered by or condoned by "God." It is hardly a good moral compass. Yes, I was a theology major in college, so, unfortunately I read it several times, that's how I know it is fucked-up.

Why don't you just keep it to yourself! The most irritating things about Christians is that they talk about their shit and tell others they are going to hell. Judge not lest ye be judged.." basically J said that you will be judged as harshly as you judge others...watch out Fred Phelps and all you other liars and phonies....

Damn, time to get high.:rasta:

God created me with a body, soul and spirit. When I received the Lord Jesus He came into my spirit and I've realizedthe purpose of man is to express Him. I've been saved for over 30 years and every day is getting better. Recently because of severe pain in my legs due to nerve damage and rheumatoid arthritis I've started smoking weed. I wonder though, how does Jesus feel about me smoking pot?

THERE IS NO GOD!
It all started when some Dinosaur Monkey was jerking off in the bush and shot his load on the ground and the sun hatched Adam and Eve,,,This was the start,,Then some people who thought they'd fuck the whole world up by writing scriptures about GHOSTS and things that don't exist,,like miracles,,"getting a BONER at my age could be considered a "miracle" but it's not,,Parting the sea, building arcs, 40 days of miserable weather,,"what the fuck?" How come these so called miracles stopped coming thousands of years ago,,we could use some help but all we have is a friggin society who wants to kill each other for nothing, no reason at all, and GOD is behind all of this? Then he should be shot or hung for letting the people of the world be so violent , start world wars where innocent people are killed because they're in the way, they act so fucking crazy! And what is so unbelievable is the fact that most countries fighting each other is because of OIL and RELIGION,,do without these 2 and the world would probably be at peace,,,Go ahead and be with the idiots who belives in all this crap,GOD WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND,,GOD WILL MAKE YOU DEAF, GOD WILL MAKE YOU MUTE, give it a rest,,,If there is a God, then he lives in my favourite fishing hole and she's a beautiful 6 lbs LargeMouth bass that has been living there for a long time, I've caught her numerous times and she keeps coming back each and every year,,,yey for small miracles,,