Why God does not exist, in one sentence.

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to make them drink it.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

1. You can prove you have a Beer.

Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Is Better Than Beer

10. Jesus in you will not kill other innocent drivers.

9. Jesus does not blow up your belly before sex.

8. Jesus has never caused a major war, it's the drunks in charge.

7. Jesus is available to a thinking minor free of charge.

6. Jesus does not make you sick the next morning.

5. Jesus will help you quench the "heat".

4. Jesus is always in your mind, no need to refill.

3. Jesus tells you the truth.

2. If you devoted your life to Jesus, not even death will stop you.

1. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly with Jesus? :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by Pass That Shit

Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Is Better Than Beer

10. Jesus in you will not kill other innocent drivers.

9. Jesus does not blow up your belly before sex.

8. Jesus has never caused a major war, it's the drunks in charge.

7. Jesus is available to a thinking minor free of charge.

6. Jesus does not make you sick the next morning.

5. Jesus will help you quench the "heat".

4. Jesus is always in your mind, no need to refill.

3. Jesus tells you the truth.

2. If you devoted your life to Jesus, not even death will stop you.

1. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly with Jesus? :jointsmile:

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nice come back lol

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

lmfao i just noticed ur talking out ur ass as u don't believe in god as u say it's fucking stupid and yet u have god in ur name lol so u believe in someone (humans)that are equal to u as a god lol nice hypocritical stance u have nice

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Damn dude, don't take things so literally. I just like the Beatles a lot, but I believe they're humans not god. Sorry you had a tough time with that.

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

same goes for u as well, as Understimation can be a bitch. bottom line iv'e forgot more than you'll ever know end of story. iv'e done more in 1 year of my life than u have done in all of yours.so as of now im done with this thread, and yes i know what ur about as iv'e read other threads of yours so there u go.

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I think this is my favorite quote of yours by far... hahahahahah...

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Originally Posted by johneg

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

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lmfao brilliant..
also you wont go to "hell" for not drinking beer.
if you believe in god answer this. what proof do you have that hes real? and what has he ever done for anyone? ill answer both of them in one... NOT A FUCKING THING. but feel free to answer. christianity IS a cult.. brainwashing you into believing if you dont become a believer you will go to hell.

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

Proving once again, that you are a giant bag of douche lol. The only reason I got off topic is because you brought it up. I allowed myself to stoop to your level by replying to it.

Also the fact that you quoted my post several times yet said nothing only proves my point further.

Before this topic I was under the impression that you were at least of average intelligence and maturity, and even liked you. Now I concede to the fact that I was wrong. You are one of those people that probably shouldnt smoke weed, it just doesnt seem to be helping you, as sorry as I am to say it.

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laughs on u then cause iv'e never smoked it in my life lol.and by the way u judged me the minute i said i believe in something so im not the shallow one here u need to look in the mirror

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

I think this is my favorite quote of yours by far... hahahahahah...

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well ty i kindda liked it myself,it's a shame though as u seemed like a cool dude at first

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

laughs on u then cause iv'e never smoked it in my life lol.and by the way u judged me the minute i said i believe in something so im not the shallow one here u need to look in the mirror

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So if you have never smoked weed in your life, then why are you so active in a cannabis forum???? And I remained neutral in my opinion of you until you continuously neglected to answer my questions, and kept speaking as if you are the end-all know-all.

I have no contempt for christians, or even anybody based simply on what they believe. I develop contempt, however, when somebody tries to tell me their way is right and mine is wrong, then proceeds to sarcastically make fun of my way.

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Originally Posted by Pass That Shit

Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Is Better Than Beer

10. Jesus in you will not kill other innocent drivers.

9. Jesus does not blow up your belly before sex.

8. Jesus has never caused a major war, it's the drunks in charge.

7. Jesus is available to a thinking minor free of charge.

6. Jesus does not make you sick the next morning.

5. Jesus will help you quench the "heat".

4. Jesus is always in your mind, no need to refill.

3. Jesus tells you the truth.

2. If you devoted your life to Jesus, not even death will stop you.

1. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly with Jesus? :jointsmile:

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6 - 10 are believible but 5 - 1 haha you must be taking the piss. also just because you've had a drink doesn't mean you HAVE to drive.

Thanks for the bump! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

I think this is my favorite quote of yours by far... hahahahahah...

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well ty i kindda liked it myself,it's a shame though as u seemed like a cool dude at first.and me being a motherfucking beast that i can be im glad i do believe in god and am pretty much tamed as if i did'nt well...no retreat no surrender, divide and conquer,and if i thought the way u do damn..

my ? to u is what r u waiting for ?i mean if i thought for a second that god was not judging me and there was nothing after this life shit..what would stop u from conquering or taking what u wanted?and u knowing the art of combat and all as do i, know how easy it would be to kill at will and never get caught and to take what u want why in the world would u want to stay in this rat race of a life and be lead around by the nose like the rest of the people here in the usa?

well i know if i thought like most of the people on here i'd be damned if i would sit around and live by some other mans laws and ways .i think u get my drift.

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

So if you have never smoked weed in your life, then why are you so active in a cannabis forum???? And I remained neutral in my opinion of you until you continuously neglected to answer my questions, and kept speaking as if you are the end-all know-all.

I have no contempt for christians, or even anybody based simply on what they believe. I develop contempt, however, when somebody tries to tell me their way is right and mine is wrong, then proceeds to sarcastically make fun of my way.

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when did i make fun of ur way? maybe when u started being a dick to me??talking down to me like i was a kid lol yea ok if it makes u feel better i started it what ever "it" is

p.s i think u know why im here i know ur smarter than that so don't act like u have to smoke to be on here

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Originally Posted by bluntblaze

6 - 10 are believible but 5 - 1 haha you must be taking the piss. also just because you've had a drink doesn't mean you HAVE to drive.

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so ur saying u have never had a drink and drove somewhere??

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

my ? to u is what r u waiting for ?i mean if i thought for a second that god was not judging me and there was nothing after this life shit..what would stop u from conquering or taking what u wanted?and u knowing the art of combat and all as do i, know how easy it would be to kill at will and never get caught and to take what u want why in the world would u want to stay in this rat race of a life and be lead around by the nose like the rest of the people here in the usa?

well i know if i thought like most of the people on here i'd be damned if i would sit around and live by some other mans laws and ways .i think u get my drift.

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A couple reasons.. First, its too easy to do it that way. I like the challenge of succeeding through the challenge of obeying the rules of the area Im trapped in. The other is because although I dont believe in religion, and I dont agree with the religious view on what "God" is, that doesnt mean that I dont have morals and ethics. Killing people that dont deserve it is tasteless in my book. I have no problem with taking another persons life, but they need to deserve it first in my book.

so i take it you've never been screwed over b4?

God is just a way of dealing with the fact that you have to die.

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

so ur saying u have never had a drink and drove somewhere??

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correct.

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Originally Posted by Pass That Shit

Okay guys, I have been posting on this forum of recent, but have yet to start a thread of my own. So just for the fun of it, I decided to do so. Here goes my question.

If you were asked to state the one thing that you feel the strongest as to why God does not exist what would you say? I'm not looking for an entire paragraph. Just give me your strongest feeling in one sentence. Thanks for playing :thumbsup:

Examples:
God does not exist cause I have never seen him.
God does not exits cause there's no peace on Earth.

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Maybe you should keep your mind open just a bit. God could possibly exist, you don't know. That's why I say that I don't believe in God, but I believe there's a possibility that he does; and if he did, I wouldn't care anyway. Agnostic belief is just Atheism, except with an open mind. Atheism is for the narrow-minded.

I'll tell you why God most likely does not exist:

Because the church and concept of God are devices to control the masses, to make the masses believe in a certain set of morals and ethics supported by the ones who are in control.

In otherwords, it's control on a global scale. Control the church (hello, Mr. Pope), and what do you control? You control millions of dollars (maybe even billions!), and millions of people who will listen to you, and take heed in your advice. It's all a scam to me. Next time think about what you're supporting the next time you put $10 into the charity bowl that gets passed around. What a fucking obvious scam, ROFL!

"Well, there's the charity bowl. Put all your money in it to support the church, so we can continue to give love to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."

The brainwashing is so deeply carved into our societies that the current brainwashers don't even know that they're brainwashing anyone, because they're brainwashed as well!

Look at the Evangelicals. Jesus, man, they're fuckin' crazy. Obviously they have an agenda... and that is to take away the separation of the church and the state - the leaders of the Evangelicals said it themselves!

Anyway, I'm done with this rant. And by the way, I meant no offense to anyone that I could very well have offended. I am just venting my beliefs - so take no offense!

Oh, and how about 50 pages of why God does not exist?

God is Imaginary - 50 simple proofs
They make some very good points. Christians, Catholics, and followers of all religions... READ IT! Don't be afraid, demons won't possess you.

I checked out that site. He says "why" and "if" alot, but doesn't provide any substance to contradict the scriptures.
If you look at things from a natural point of view, you will always miss the spiritual angle.
As much as everyone tries, there is no proof out there to prove the bible false. How can something true be proven otherwise?

Because we want him to.

THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE

And to passthatshit, the proof is in genesis. God creates adam and eve then in the next chapter creates eve out of adam's rib. Oh and who is Kane's wife? How is the world populated when only Adam and Eve were created? Are we %100 products of incest? Carbon dating, no matter how much creationist love to question its accuracy, places the world at billions of years older than the 10,000 years of the bible. The bible is a semi-accurate account of human history from a limited perspective in a small portion of the world. If you lived 10,000 years ago would it be easier to say that water was water because of god or because two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom bonded together? Religion - Man's answer to the unexplainable. God - Man's safety blanket in-case things go poorly. I hope someone on this board has read The Antichrist.

Oh and not to spam, but I'd just like to go into the similarities between the Bible and the Qu'ran. Not only do both contain the teachings of Jesus, but both endorse treating women like livestock. HIGH FIVE FOR JESUS!

I grew up a baptist, dropped out at 18 and ended up converting to mormonism at 19, and am now an athiest at 23.

I dont believe it isnt possible for there to be a God, but just watching the zeitgeist vid online was all I needed to hear.

The first of the three sections of that vid totally debunked Christianity, but not God Himself. It has something to do with Christianity being nothing more than a story whoes details/facts(whatever) surround the Zodiak's calender.

So if I had to sum it all up in one sentence as to why he doesnt exist, I wuld cheat and say" Watch Zeitgeist.", lol.

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Originally Posted by chuckin deuces

Oh and not to spam, but I'd just like to go into the similarities between the Bible and the Qu'ran. Not only do both contain the teachings of Jesus, but both endorse treating women like livestock. HIGH FIVE FOR JESUS!

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Which reminds me, receantly a muslim I knew from another forum tried converting me to be a muslim, after seeing me post in the religious forum saying I converted from Mormonism to Athiest.

Allz I got to say is any religion that teaches Jesus was real aint got no chance with me.

Is a god Perfect? If so, he would be complete and have no wants or needs and no want or need to create Human beings.

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Originally Posted by chuckin deuces

And to passthatshit, the proof is in genesis. God creates adam and eve then in the next chapter creates eve out of adam's rib. Oh and who is Kane's wife? How is the world populated when only Adam and Eve were created? Are we %100 products of incest? Carbon dating, no matter how much creationist love to question its accuracy, places the world at billions of years older than the 10,000 years of the bible. The bible is a semi-accurate account of human history from a limited perspective in a small portion of the world. If you lived 10,000 years ago would it be easier to say that water was water because of god or because two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom bonded together? Religion - Man's answer to the unexplainable. God - Man's safety blanket in-case things go poorly. I hope someone on this board has read The Antichrist.

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There's no proof against the truth. :jointsmile:

Where does it say in the bible that the Earth is 10,000 years old?

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

so i take it you've never been screwed over b4?

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Many times, many times. Its a part of life, fuggit. And to answer your question.. you asked when you made fun of my ways? Well you werent speaking directly to me, but you were mocking many of the beliefs of the scientific community, many of which are what I consider to be fact. That, to me, is the same as if I were to mock Christian beliefs and laugh in the face of believers. Its all good though, you are comfortable with your way, and I am happy with mine.

religion is a story people use to explain unexplainable events in their lives. it is unbelievable to me that someone can create a book that contains answers to ALL quesitons inside of it. i think it is bullshit though, how people extrapolate meaning out of the book. i hate when people say "god always has a purpose for everything, it's the way he planned" thats bullshit. until someone proves to me that religion actually does have circumstantial evidence that gives it an influence in the happenings of events, i wont believe. i do think it's great though how people have based their lives upon doing good in the world based on the words of a book. whatever, i dont believe either way

I found the movie. Zeitgeist - The Movie, 2007

God DOES exist because everything in this world is too complex and amazing to have been made by a "Big Bang".

Sure there is hate and shit, but that was the struggle that God anticipated for us to overcome. Sin came into this world by HUMAN choice (i.e.-the Adam and Eve example) and from then on, we took the option of having free will instead of having the crystal clear, unblemished, perfect life that God envisioned for us. Hate and destruction was OUR choice, not Gods. But God respected our wish for free will be allowing this to happen, hopeing one day we would bond together and live harmoniously as one people.

Now, this description I explained above is not intended to be a means of converting you guys to Christianity or Catholicism (because I am Catholic myself), but is meant to describe what I feel is the basis of all religions that believe in a higher power. thats right, no matter if you are Hindu, Buddhist, Catholic, or whatever, we all believe in the same thing and strive for the same thing: salvation or harmony in the next stage of our lives, life after death.

im not trying to be some noble guy here, hell i know im not perfect. but i do hope that some day, everyone will love eachother and live as one regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation, or nationality.

But to get back on topic.....God DOES exist.

Does God approve of smoking Pot?

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Originally Posted by Candnloveweed420

God DOES exist because everything in this world is too complex and amazing to have been made by a "Big Bang".

Sure there is hate and shit, but that was the struggle that God anticipated for us to overcome. Sin came into this world by HUMAN choice (i.e.-the Adam and Eve example) and from then on, we took the option of having free will instead of having the crystal clear, unblemished, perfect life that God envisioned for us. Hate and destruction was OUR choice, not Gods. But God respected our wish for free will be allowing this to happen, hopeing one day we would bond together and live harmoniously as one people.

Now, this description I explained above is not intended to be a means of converting you guys to Christianity or Catholicism (because I am Catholic myself), but is meant to describe what I feel is the basis of all religions that believe in a higher power. thats right, no matter if you are Hindu, Buddhist, Catholic, or whatever, we all believe in the same thing and strive for the same thing: salvation or harmony in the next stage of our lives, life after death.

im not trying to be some noble guy here, hell i know im not perfect. but i do hope that some day, everyone will love eachother and live as one regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation, or nationality.

But to get back on topic.....God DOES exist.

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My friend, as an ex-Catholic (born and raised.. :( ) I am compelled to tell you that Pope John Paul II acknowledged the Big Bang theory as being in agreement with the Catholic Church. He said it was the instance of creation. So I guess if you dont believe in the Big Bang you arent a very good Catholic.

And I also feel compelled to mention that "I dont understand it.. its too complicated, therefor God exists!" Is the most embarrassing argument for your cause.

Somebody, I forget who, on these boards had an awesome quote in his signature:

"I dont like religion because it teaches us to be OK with not understanding the universe."

Iv never posted on this thread due to the fact i think it's stupid.. but all well tons of threads are stupid...

Why god does not exsist.... Well for me if God were to exsist life woulnd't be so hard. It wouldnt require all the gates, the walls, the paper work of life.

We would be free to roam were ever we chose.

Or maybe this is just the government im talking about..

nvm see i new i wasnt able to post upon this subject..

I don't believe in anything but the energy of life. it is what you make it..

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Originally Posted by Immolation

Does God approve of smoking Pot?

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Ask him! :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

Iv never posted on this thread due to the fact i think it's stupid.. but all well tons of threads are stupid...

Why god does not exsist.... Well for me if God were to exsist life woulnd't be so hard. It wouldnt require all the gates, the walls, the paper work of life.

We would be free to roam were ever we chose.

Or maybe this is just the government im talking about..

nvm see i new i wasnt able to post upon this subject..

I don't believe in anything but the energy of life. it is what you make it..

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Thanks for playing the stupid game!!! :jointsmile:

its ironic at times like this you pray, but a bomb blew a mosque up yesterday

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My friend, as an ex-Catholic (born and raised.. ) I am compelled to tell you that Pope John Paul II acknowledged the Big Bang theory as being in agreement with the Catholic Church. He said it was the instance of creation. So I guess if you dont believe in the Big Bang you arent a very good Catholic.

And I also feel compelled to mention that "I dont understand it.. its too complicated, therefor God exists!" Is the most embarrassing argument for your cause.

Somebody, I forget who, on these boards had an awesome quote in his signature:

"I dont like religion because it teaches us to be OK with not understanding the universe."

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ya i am aware of the whole thing with pope john paul thing, but what he did was "recognize" the Big Bang as a possibility.

oh, and anyways, call it a "Big Bang" or whatever you like, but I meant "Big Bang" as the creation of the world by a chemical reaction, and not by a higher power. i mean i guess you can call God's creation of the world as a Big Bang, but i meant the Big Bang to mean no God.

But ya, i get u