Britney Spears shaved her damn head!

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Originally Posted by mushypeas

maybe she is sick of having to be beautiful 4 da cameras all the time , got high and shaved it off iv been there lol i did dreads once i was so high

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I heard from a good source she had just been in a high level executive board meeting....This whole head shaving thing was due to a contract she had to promote a new product. She wanted to back out and they were forcing her to do it since she had already signed on.....All the raunchy behavior of late was planned as lead in to this campaing.....so how do you prevent an ad campaing from proceeding........shave your head just before the photo shoot for the product.

She will be forced to do the ads or be sued for millions for backing out.

now....how come when she shaves her twat it doesnt get mass media coverage but when she shaves her head.......

oh lol ok

IDK,,,I think it's just to much crack and whisky...

I saw some more of this story yesterday.

Sources believe that when she entered rehab, she wasn't aware of a hair folical drug test. A hair test you can trace back drugs as far back as 6 months ago, so she flipped out, went to a hairdresser, shaved it off, and now she went back last night. :p

What she doesn't know is that you can take hair from any part of her body like, her eyebrows for example. She forgot to shave those off! :p

She isn't thinking clearly obviously because there is urine test, saliva, and blood testing that can be done too. If she's in rehab, what is she trying to hide? If you're there, it's for drugs, so why try to hide something. :wtf:

Either way, she's cranked up on something. I knew it was only a matter of time.

I still say it's the crack and whisky...

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Originally Posted by Skink

I still say it's the crack and whisky...

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Me too.

the production of choco-cheese dicks has been put on hold indefinitely as there seem to be several rather serious side effects, hair loss and temporary(?) dementia being chief among them. ms. spears was among our test subjects, she needed the money for a new double-wide, and the first to show these symptoms. we thank you for your support and pray for her swift recovery (or institutionalization, whichever comes first).