ahah i know its a pretty crazy story and all but its true...i got another crazy one from like 3 weeks ago at this party i went, but i dont feel like typing...
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ahah i know its a pretty crazy story and all but its true...i got another crazy one from like 3 weeks ago at this party i went, but i dont feel like typing...
I busted a nut in my back garden once
that was about it.. lol, masturbating's masturbatin.. dosnt really change no matter where i do it
it was at like 11pm and no one was around, its not like i did that shit during the school day or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by peaceandlove420
One time i was camping and went out side the tent and just beat it right there in the great outdoors. It was nice.
this thread resurfaces once more
Its like a dick on viagra.
ya cant keep a good one down. lol
Man have I jacked off in some weird places. But I gotta take the 5th.
looks like she got what she wanted for her birthday!Quote:
Originally Posted by peaceandlove420
Well, I was in the back seat of a van with my mom and my stepdad in the front for a 6 hour trip. Now, it was a van with a back seat, and a back-back seat. I always hang out in the very back to sleep and such, and once I started beating it. I wanted to use a lube so I found this pretty smelling stuff in the trunk part of the van and opened it. A few minutes in my mom starts saying "Whats that smell? Hey, check to see if a bottle opened up in the back or something." Lol, I told her I didn't find anything.
what the fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
psh ive got THAT beat, one time I went on a road trip with 4 of my friends and I was in the back while my two firnds were in the front. Well John was laying down in the back with his head on my lap and I had a denim mini skirt on and out of no where he began to um.....do some things with his mouth....It was magical! And no one found out. But man, it was straght out of a porn haha