then God comes. "Rnt u that dude that Satan gave u the beans to hide the truth?????" Matt shits on his pants...
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then God comes. "Rnt u that dude that Satan gave u the beans to hide the truth?????" Matt shits on his pants...
(rotten we have no lives...)
god bust out laughing so hard that he to shits his pants...(robes maybe i dunno...)
Matt smells Gods stink and feels that hes spirits goes away from his body...
his out of body experience id due to gods shit being psychoactive...and even the smell now has matt trippin balls harder than ever before
so Matt visits Nirvana with his mind where Ganesha awaits him with a giant chillum loaded with 100kilos of fresh divine Charas...
he eats all the charas :D he ods and dies...now he must face judgement for whether or not he goes to heaven or hell...growing satans Hell Weed or trippin off of gods shit stains
things go in a strange way and Matt is unable to enter Heaven neither Hell. Satan wont let him coz he tripped of gods shit and god wont let him in coz he grew the hell beans, so Matt...
must now roam the world as a ghost with jimi hendrix to find the hoyl grail of weed...the pure white bud (made of 100% thc)
so he gathers all the kief left in the bottom of every grinder of every stoner in the world to make one of his own...
but it doesnt work so now he must set off on a journey to find the white bud...he goes to teh local headshop to see if anyone there has heard and thing about it