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I've eaten persian...I think...Does Tunisian count....She was VERY pretty..and had a round ol ass and big kahunas!!!!
The slice was nice[cleanest I've had ..no joke] though she had just got out of the shower! But I chewed it the next day[morning after and it was still pretty flavourless man!!!!
that was a good girl :thumbsup:
I'm an American Pie Eater. Everything from French-Canadian to German to Puerto Rican.
Can't forget the Native American.
In my boyish days I favoured anything blond,to the disregard of all else. Now my fancies have swayed to all things olive and tanned...Black hair and blue eyes/green eyes ,,thats what I'm about these days...I even like big J-Lo style budoonks! But hairy kebab is a no no! :eek:
Nothing like opening a can of fresh pussy..
guys, spray a lil whipped cream on that pussy,like wise for the girls definately an added bonus when you are having oral sex for at least an hr before the big rocket hits the socket :)))))))))))
also, pop rock for an extra added BANG!!! :clap: :upsidedow :p
aww i saw this thread now...
yes, i love to eat pussy; wet,clean, good smell and "difficult" one please
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who doesnt like it except straight women n gays
I do. As long as it's clean. And no one over 6 tons (lol).
i'm being cruel,,,but no super large ladies.
to be honest, i don't like it very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by smokey
not gay.
no tranny here.
just... preference i guess.
Maybe you think you got pee, but it was really squirt? I always wanted squirt, but never got it and now I'm married so I never will.
Now, 'wings, can't say I really want 'em, but I think they're in my future cuz she likes to jump me on the rag and I feel cheated if we only fk and I didn't get some pie. Some fine red day when she's that horny I'm going to obey my thirst. And from hints she's said I don't think she'll mind.
I like to go back & forth several times, eat, fuck, eat, fuck, can keep that up a while!
Don't generally go down on creampie, tho tasted it from curiosity. I think the reason is, not that I don't like it, just that I'm finished then and ready to chill.
And it doesn't matter to me if its freshly scrubbed with a mint on the pillow, I'll take it any time any way, but I must admit I know I'm lucky there I haven't run into the horror stories you here like the guy I know jumped out of the car & wiped his dick in the snow it was that bad. I don't do strangers.
My favorite position (of all sex whatsoever) is laying back and she squats facing me like the Eiffel tower. My wife has a bit of a tummy so I can't really breathe, turn quick every 30 seconds like a swimmer. My ambition is to see my tongue coming out of her ear if possible. I know that won't make her cum, but what really trips her is after licking her clit for a while with my tongue, grind it with my fingers for a while. Then the old probiscis can do some sightseeing.
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Originally Posted by rab
Dude you are a true profesional and the Pussy Food Platoon salutes you as we march by your window!. "Any time any place", spoken like Taxi Driver. Your wife must love you!
As for crunching on Bloody Mary....what you do is your biz...But don't tell the others as that is a courtmarshal offence and might affect the moral of the squaddies and cause decent amongst the ranks!
Congratulations ..you have been promoted to, "Corporal Cunt Cruncher"
Untill we meet again....as always..regards
Feild Marshal MuffMuncher