as long as the chicken lasted longer than the egg, it doesnt matterQuote:
Originally Posted by Lethal G
what if elmo wasnt ticklish?
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as long as the chicken lasted longer than the egg, it doesnt matterQuote:
Originally Posted by Lethal G
what if elmo wasnt ticklish?
Then no one would tickle Elmo...and no longer would pedaphiles (sp??) boink tickle-me-elmos just to get off to the childish giggles....
What if Marijuana was legalized in the states??? (I really am sorry if someone asked this already but I made it through like 5 pages and IM NOT reading the other 10 lol )
We'd be a more mellow country with less fighting.
What if global warming was actually something to worry about, and the earth would be destroyed in a week?
i'd start smoking crackQuote:
Originally Posted by Its a Plant
what if weed tasted like barbequed ribs?
it would combine two of my loves(bbq and a blunt, mmmmmm)
what if cannabis.com didnt exist?
you mean you guys dont get laid every day?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lightitup44
Then many people here would have nothing to do in their free time. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
What if your real name was Super Moo?
Id change it to lethal G and hope no one noticed
What if the earth spun, not the other way, but the other other way?
what if i never smoked weed...
Then your lungs would be healthier...
What if president Bush snorted a line of ice off of Cheney's right breast?
(LMAO @ SpiritLevel's response to my last question!)
Then Bush would be really doped up and unable to breathe properly.
What if you could have anything you wanted?
Then i would have more weed
what if you could never wipe your ass
Then I'd live in a sponge.
What if you swallowed your cigarette, while lit?
(Even if you don't smoke.)
Then it would probaley burn all the way down.
What if...
I rolled this fat blunt and smoked it while I was walking into the supreme court house and told everybody to kiss my ass?
then you would be arrested for having an illegal substance.
What if you were watching a scary movie and were zapped into the movie, making everything in the movie become real?
i wouldnt run into the woods
what if god was one of us?
HE'D SMOKE CANNIBUS
WHAT IF YOU CAME UP ON A P?
ERM CAME UP ON A P?
If I came up on a P, I'd beat it up until it turned into a Q. :)
What if we were all made of wax and birdseed?
What?
I'd have chunks missing from my head and dead blue tits at my feet
what if pussy was on the stock market?
i would probably have the clap..873 times. what if this thread was never made
Then the world would be 874 times empty.
What if e really didn't equal mc squared?
MC Squared would not equal E.
What if cops wore pink and rode razor scooters?
The cops do round here, don't they where u r?
what if i can't fink of a what if?
You should'nt say fink.
What if mustard got you really high?
Then I wouldn't have been sober throughout my elemantary years.
What if Big Bird was blue and Cookie Monster were yellow?
then all of the toilets in the world would flush at the same time and we would be flooded in a world of shit and piss water (similar to New Orleans)
What if everyone quit jacking off for 30 days?
suicide hot-line phones would be ringing off the hook
what if guys had vaginas and gave birth?
Then women would complain less...
What if you couldn't log onto Cannabis.com anymore?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :smokin:
Id have to find some other website to visit all day.
What if you found out the person you were dating was your long lost brother/sister?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Damon32
Your answer was FUCKING funny!
I'd run to u shannon for advice and ask how U dealt with it
What if we get slapped in 2010 for all the times we took the piss in 2006?
please elaborate?
What if I didn't post my plast post and Damon32 didn't ask me to elaborate and this thread continued without a month GAP?
well it would still be alive
what if love never existed?
then I never existed.
What if we could remember every single thing we hear, see, taste, feel, and smell to the very details?
then we'd have heads bigger then a small car..
what if your wife superglued your dick to your stomach.
than my wife would be dead
what if cops werent pigs?