^ last night
< I'm having to move back in with my mom this week.
V When's the last time you masturbated?
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^ last night
< I'm having to move back in with my mom this week.
V When's the last time you masturbated?
Oh, I can't remember... Within a week, or so.
I was really gonna say "massage" on my previous question.
When was the last time you "massaged" someone?
i messaged myself last night
>im almost outa buds
v whats the most illegal thing u ever did?
I broke into a house, that kinda ties with breaking into a swimming pool and then throwing everything we could find into and runnin from the cops
I just ate some chicken and stuffin
If i gave you 5$ would you have sex with me?
^No sorry I don't swing that way:DQuote:
Originally Posted by bedake
<I'm very bored right now and need to find something to do tonight...
VIf you had $50 bucks to spend on anything but weed or any other drugs what would you buy?
oops double post...:D
I would buy 50$ worth of XTC!Quote:
Originally Posted by officerleeroy
You make me want to cry leeroy :(
Would you rather have a pet goat, or a pet sheep?
^Goat for sure...I dunno why...but they make me laugh when they go "maaaaaaa"Quote:
Originally Posted by bedake
<I'm sorry I make you cry...here's a free tab:D
VLiquor or beer?
^ PET SHEEP! and i did for about a few weeks when i was in india this summer. Ohh soo cute.
< i had a pet sheep when i was in india this summer :)
v if someone had a gun to your head and was about to shoot you, but you had the chance to say something the whole world would hear, what would you say?
^Kiss my ass bitches!Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
<I love capri sun
VLiquor or beer?
Quote:
Originally Posted by officerleeroy
liquer, i drink but only with friends occasionally, alcohol is my least fav chemical
I love juice boxes
like shag carpeting?
^ hell yes. i think its probably the best around, especially if it is genuinly from the 70s
< i have more than one lamp in my room
v whats your favourite std?
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
Chlamydia, it has a certain ring to it
I spent 8 hours today pwning newbs
Do you enjoy pwning newbs?
^ yes! there are newbs everywhere on all subject matters. i love to pwn them without them even knowing.
< i pwn frap brats who come into my coffee shop who think they know what they are ordering but really they don't. but its cool to order frappacinos in front of your friends right?
v do you enjoy frappacinos?
frappachinos make me orgasm the second it touches my tongue all coffee products are great but nothin beats a frap in mid summer!
I have a german map on my desk for some reason, i cant understand it
Would you rather type a really long paper or take an exam?
^ take an exam. its like asking me if i would rather have someone shoot me in the head and get it over with, or chop me up, little by little.
< there is a picture frame on my wall that has no picture in it
v what was your first job?
I worked at a country club in the bag room and sometimes as a caddy
I cannot stop thinking abouit his girl!
If you could sit down and toke with one person dead or alive who would it be?
^ i already answerd this once i think... but i would also like to smoke out my mom. wow, i dont think that will ever happen, but its nice to dream about it
< i am listening to the artic monkeys
v what is your favourite song at the moment?
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
Ordinary people by DJ Dougal & Gammer ft. MC Smiley
The music electronic music genre hardcore can make me happy any time im sad
Whos better ben afflek or matt damon?
^ ben afflek, he has a better shaped face
< i had rice today
v would you like to come and live with me on a mountain?
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
totally! the book My side of the mountain made me want to live in the appalacians, or whatever those ones in new york are....
it is 10:20 6 hours after 4:20
Did you ever read calvin and hobbes?
^ hehe in grade 5, when we had silent reading, i would only read calvin and hobbes
< i still play cassettes
v remember green and purple ketchup?
^ I do.
< I still make cassettes.
V Do you love jelly belly's?
^ wait..are those the gross ones that taste like grass and ear wax? if so, then yes.
< i make mixtapes for people too. and mail them, such pleasant suprises.
v did you ever think to yourself when you were a kid that you were never going to do any drugs?
^I think I always knew I'd try drugs. Ever since i was little I was curious about stuff like alcohol.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
<I am going to Boulder for college next year.
\/Have you ever tripped on shrooms or acid?
^ noooo! but i want to so very badly, just not when im living with my parents....but maybe. would be very hard to hide
< even being stoned around them makes me very paranoid
v do you like to wear scarves?
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
Not really, honestly when i was a kid i had no clue about drugs, never even thought about them untill the day my brother got me high
I hate kids younger than me by like 5 years who think they know about the world, i admit i dont know shit
have any posters? whats your favorite?
^ posters on my wall? i have one of a pates baroni drawing i really like, and a poster of 'the old guitarist' a painting by picasso, but not music posters. just random art and meaningful paper
< in grade three i sat next to this boy whos name was peter and he ate his own scabs
v do you know how to make good lemonade?
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
Not really, I've never actually tried from scratch
When people that dont know me judge me by appearance, they often think im poor or homeless, infact ive had old people on the street tell me where a good soup kitchen was... I dress the way i want to and spend money on things that make me happy
how many pillows do you have on your bed?
4
I'm typing fast.
How do you want your eggs cooked?
^ two
< i've had people offer to buy me shoes once. i will show you a picture of the shoes i have been wearing since the ninth grade. they have been painted and duct taped several times in their four year run.
v can your neighbors see you through their window at night?
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
I always keep my blinds closed in my bedroom, occasionally i open them during the day and forget to close em its a strange realization at 5am when i wake.
after walking around in boxers
I think 'Furry' People are the freakiest/scariest/most strangely perverted people on earth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furvert *shudder*
how do you feel about furries?
^Nope...at least I hope they can't...Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
<My cat is silently asleep in my lap:D pretty cute to me...:p
V Do you have any pets?
^ hahahaha!!!! that was great, they arn't as bad as ewoks
< i did my eyebrows today and i am so pleased with them
v do you like it when you get peanutbutter in your gums and it takes forever for it to get out and you cant really talk?
^Yes I love peanut butter:DQuote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
<I think I'll go make a pbj sandwich now
VWhat's your favorite kind of sandwhich?
^ peanut butter and jelly beans
< i am going to bed because i didnt take a nap today
v what food do you dislike the most
^ Fish..blech
< I'm in a horrible mood.
V have you been drug tested?
Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I've been to drug councilling but some how, i have never been tested.
I feel good when having a high share ratio for p2p files, it makes me feel like a good person
What day is better Christmas or the last day of school before summer break?
^Definitely Christmas:D, but I'm just saying that cuz my bday is the day before;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bedake
<I wish I was high right now...:(
VWhat was the best gift someone gave you? christmas,birthday,etc...
Quote:
Originally Posted by officerleeroy
This Xmas i didnt get anything, that was my favorite, cause i felt like my parents finally respected me.
Im about to take a shower
Do you enjoy showers?