We have Mont, who is a christian
Slayer, who is a lesbian
Shelb, who is a homophobe, meth head, ex-con, trailor trash, mouthy bitch
And me, a straight married female.
Nice mix of 3, to one.
Still loving the poll idea :)
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We have Mont, who is a christian
Slayer, who is a lesbian
Shelb, who is a homophobe, meth head, ex-con, trailor trash, mouthy bitch
And me, a straight married female.
Nice mix of 3, to one.
Still loving the poll idea :)
.....no i'm betting maybelline is what she uses from the pictures or cover girl atQuote:
Originally Posted by siSTARindigo
2.39 a gallon....say do you have some blue eyeshadow for an out of work con could use?
and look we all get along just like peas and carrots :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by siSTARindigo
shelbay ....kitty kitty....did the generator go out again.....whats taking you so long
Soak your dentures first.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
man does peas and carrots turn u on too?Quote:
Originally Posted by mont974x4
heck what man wouldn't want a woman who could take her teeth out now and again?
EDIT: well, I'm bigger than peas and a carrot and no they don't turn me on but I know how to use mine ;)
I have a perfect penis of my own at home, so I am not worried about any other sizes. I will say that to big can be painful (for me anyways). So you rock on with you little white willy :D Your wife doesn't seem to mind, you've made kids!! So it works right!?Quote:
Originally Posted by mont974x4
what r we having meth induced flashbacks to time with yer daddy....so really does your brothers ex know his picture is posted...i mean with the custody battle and allQuote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
lol Yes Eva, it works too well. 4 kids and I was asked to get things handled because nothing else was stopping my boys and she wasn't dealing with any more surprises.
congrats pops....nice to see some smart people r recreating......shelbay...do you have any little cracker crumbs?Quote:
Originally Posted by mont974x4
SHELBAY!!! U R never gonna get yer GED until you can read and cypher...where did you go...is the mouse tired? the meth wearing off??
You wore out wannabe W****e..you need the makeup more then me...keep it.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
Naw...I was cooking chicken and saw someone out by my horses! Trying to cut their hair to weave on their head!:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
cypher? damm I hadn't heard that one in awhile.
Thanks for the compliments, Slayer.
where is her pic again slayer? I can't find it in all our pages of shit talking. I am way to curious now....
How many porch monkeys you living off of?Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
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Originally Posted by Shelbay
oh how sweet ur hubby dickie is trying to get u a wig for the contest...he must really love u? riddle me this? does he have those cooool homemade convict tatoos too?
porch monkeys? most people have children...are you in some weird gene splicing cult?
Answer aquestion with a question! Can't ever answer anything your called on.
YOU LOOK STUPID!!! KEEP IT UP! Come on now, quote another post from 10 pages back....
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Originally Posted by siSTARindigo
on feb 8th she posted under post ur pics now...go to all threads by shelbay about page 7 or so post 803
You would lose...really...and no makeup and no weave hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
She is a back hills, trailer trashy broad. To her, they are porch monkey. It is that unedumicated folk talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by mont974x4
She is into a lot of weird shit, I think.....
no porch monekys u racist piece of self reightous trash....i am white ...u dumbassz...and i have no kids....just a buch of leechs like u in the system that i support with my taxes....
I'm one of the pretty ones...put the pipe down and look!Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
Your the racist piece of crap ...not nice when you talk about me having kids (cracker crumbs) and you get it back in your face huh? You probably have 7 kids by 7 different men. You don't work...your job is standing in line to get your welfare check and stamps bitch. Now get on them knees and make some money!Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
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Originally Posted by Shelbay
ur brother is purdier...and he kisses better...yer moma told me..so pick the pipe up and dream some more crack head
not bad...would be pretty but looks too pissed off at the world
Guess your also call excruating pain...scrusiatin huh? Your sickening because your unloved and hate women that are much prettier and more ladylike than you could ever dream about huh?:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by siSTARindigo
BETTER TO BE ON YOUR KNEES MAKING MONEY THEN ON YER KNEES GETTING IT IN PRISON>>THATS what really happened...some black girl scared u and u ratted her out for an early release...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
:thumbsup: way to prove you're lady-like
Get your daddys penis out of your mouth....your cousins out of your A**...and then tell your mom to stop sitting on your face when you nod out while your nodding from the heroin.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
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Originally Posted by Shelbay
Shelbay: Honey does these prison orange drawstring pants make my ass look fat..you know i am a lady and all"
Dickie: no babe...you r purdy...i'll see you in 6-8 ....send some money for my account...i can only use pencils in prison and mine is pretty near a stub by now...
You wish. Still not getting it bitch haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl
my my anyone want to start a fund to buy shelby a thesaurusQuote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
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Originally Posted by Shelbay
Oh really? Your prettier and I hate you for it....
I checked out the pics, and your old. You look worn. I am all for a poll, if you think you can stand up to it.....
I actually get along with women quite well. BECAUSE I am secure. I can tell my girlfriends they look like shit and put something else on, cause I am not worried about them looking better than me. I just want to hang with cool chicks.
damm thesaurus? that's a big word for such a late night lol
:pimp: I wanna hang with the cool chicks.
I may have to rethink my homosexuality position...I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. :D
Lady like, what do you think a pagent is all about? I learned more there about being lady like that you did in prison.....really......:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
You don't even know about prison...maybe one day. And DOC uniforms are white..not orange dumbass. Hun...just remember when you make it to the big boys in prison...stfu..Your words on prison are very stupid..you need to get an education instead of hitting your knees for your heroin.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayergirl