Anna Nicole Smith dead......

If we were motherless, that means we have no moms, but with no mom, where did I come from? Maybe right now isn't real, and all these responses are just multiple personalities of mine. I have been called crazy, and maybe it's really happening.

Hello?!

I am you. Hello me.

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I could care less. Shit, her vagina was made of plastic. :p

I'm guessing she either suffered a drug overdose, or her body failed after years of drug abuse, or she killed herself.

Either way, check another one off the list.

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Maybe fowl play was invloved, but I don't really care. Hollywood life is so fake that I wouldn't doubt that its some stupid prank to get more money. :pimp:

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Originally Posted by Sir Bliss

I am you. Hello me.

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I'm throwing away my stash. :p

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

This will be one of the VERY FEW times you see potential fathers fighting for the right to be called daddy. All about controlling the trust.........

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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Considering better than 50% run or say abortion... Can You say DNA???LOLz...

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

If we were motherless, that means we have no moms, but with no mom, where did I come from? ?!

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Check for a belly button.
If you don't have one, you're a motherless fuck (and I want pics)

Oh man. I've got a theory but it might sound stupid because I'm stoned. Anna Nicole was really sick and had been for some time and knew she might die; that’s why she had a nurse with her. That other guy is the real father of her daughter, and he knew she was going to die soon too. That’s why he wanted custody- so he could control all that money the little girl will have. Anna Nicole didn’t want him to have that. She wanted her daughter to have her own money so she married her lawyer to try and prevent the other guy from getting all the money. Does that sound plausible?

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

If we were motherless, that means we have no moms, but with no mom, where did I come from? Maybe right now isn't real, and all these responses are just multiple personalities of mine. I have been called crazy, and maybe it's really happening.

Hello?!

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ive seriously contemplated this exact thing

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Originally Posted by napolitana869

Oh man. I've got a theory but it might sound stupid because I'm stoned. Anna Nicole was really sick and had been for some time and knew she might die; thatâ??s why she had a nurse with her. That other guy is the real father of her daughter, and he knew she was going to die soon too. Thatâ??s why he wanted custody- so he could control all that money the little girl will have. Anna Nicole didnâ??t want him to have that. She wanted her daughter to have her own money so she married her lawyer to try and prevent the other guy from getting all the money. Does that sound plausible?

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Yes! Yes it does. But you forgot to add that her real dad is a reptilian shape-shifter and the baby is a hybrid that is to be eventually groomed to flood Hollywood in mothers-milk from her hybred enormous boobs inherited from her mom.

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Originally Posted by napolitana869

Oh man. I've got a theory but it might sound stupid because I'm stoned. Anna Nicole was really sick and had been for some time and knew she might die; thatâ??s why she had a nurse with her. That other guy is the real father of her daughter, and he knew she was going to die soon too. Thatâ??s why he wanted custody- so he could control all that money the little girl will have. Anna Nicole didnâ??t want him to have that. She wanted her daughter to have her own money so she married her lawyer to try and prevent the other guy from getting all the money. Does that sound plausible?

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I smell a new TV show...