The TRUTH behind drug testing

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I've got the real 411. I'm 5'6" & 160lbs. I was forced to take weekly piss tests for 6 months (probate). I passed every one. My secret????? I researched heavily about MJ in your system. I even found a calc. from the point of totally clean, 1-Hit/High = 3 Days of dirty. I later pick up the jibber again toke once more....2-Hits/Highs = 6 Days of dirty and so on until 30-45 Days dirty depending on you.
I simple toked once a week after my test was complete and waited for next weeks test to smoke again. For 6 Months it worked like a charm. No dilution.

Thanks for the info. How long do you drink a lot of water for though? like a week? :yippee:

Ok.im sure evry 1 is gettin tired of the smae question..sry..ive read alot of these threads in this post...cant read them all..so here goes.....im 5'11" float between 135-155lbs...i do smoke everyday but not that heavily...i pack my bong hit it once or twice each time and good for a couple hrs generally...so no more than 2 bongs a day basically...i jus got called for an interview for tommorow mornin so i havent smoked most of the day except for this mornin...so would b bout 24hrs of no smokin by the time i take the test...what s the best thing 4 me 2 do? would jus drinkin a lil bit of water(say 30-40oz) and take some vitamin B pills and b ok? the drug test is only a cheap $15 one that they do right there in front of you...(its a dip stick test i think) no sendin off to lab for testing(unless dilluted 2 times) would i b ok jus doin that? what bout creatine on test? any and all suggestion wanted and welcomed...ty