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Well the last time i shit myself it was when i was a litttle kid. Maybe 6 or 7. I was in the basement watching tv. I sharted i guess u would call it and at that point i was like o wat the hell might as well just shit. So i shit and my dad had these gay pillows with ppl golfing on them. I wiped my ass on it lol. Later that week my parents got into a fight and my dad slept downstairs on the pillow! Thats one of the few things i remember as a kid and u can probably see why :(
friendowl I have been reading some of your posts and you seem insane lol but no I have never shitted or pissed my pants in public (atleast not past the age of 8 :-\).
I once had a drunk throw shit at me in the street..:(
we were Kids and giving the drunk a hard time.
the drunk Got fed up with our harrasment and said If we didnt fuck off he was going to shit on us..
We didnt beleive him Untill he Shat his Pants then ever so casually reached in and started throwing handfulls of feices at us...
I have never run so fast in my life..
Never sh!t myself, but came close a few times. One time inparticular, I had eaten at white Castle earlier, and you you know when it's time to go after. I was driving at the time, and had absolutely nowhere to go, so I casually pulled over on the interstate, and droped my pants. It was either that, or filling my shorts with a load. Man, there where so many cars, people blowing there horns. I was like "fuck it", and blew it out properly. Wiped my ass with my underwear, and left them on the side of the road.
That was the closest I ever came to sh!ting myself as an adult, but when I look back back at that moment, I can't help but crack a smile, lol.
Funny frakin thread Mr. Owl . . .
one time i was driving home from school and i had to shit REALLY bad. i was going about 100 miles an hour, and like half standing up while driving to keep the shit in my ass. i finally got home, sprinted into the bathroom, but the shit was already comin out before i even got my pants off :(
no fun
This complete stupid bastard ASSHOLE I have the misfortune of going to school with a few years back called TODD COURTNEY who lives in south east england (hehe)
He was at the Reading festival, DRank 3 TINY cidres, and woke up a few hours later in one of the porta-loos COVERERED in shit,an I mean COVERED, and his arm was in the toilet itself, he later claimed to his friends thats "some had leaked into his underwear"....YEEEAAH RIGHT!!!
Its SO funny because he is THE most arrogant cunt I've ever met, and hes never had ANYTHING to be arrogant about in the first place, and then stuff like this happens :D That should put him in his place, haha!
A great way to fuck up a hotel room service persons head is to get some marmite, put it on the sheets on the bed, call room service and when they open the door, start licking the marmite.
when i was 1 year old?Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
It was 1994 when I last shit myself.
Riding my bike as a courier I had a stomache ache and had to open up the gates before I could make it to the next toilet so I crapped myself with all the other homeless on the street. I just had to toss my boxers in a trashcan. Weeeee.:stoned:
Ones i was at my friends house sleeping over, and when i woke up he was still asleep i was going to play a prank and fart in his face, but fart would not come out so i pushed and pushed then BAM! poop came out all over his face.