Does anyone else do beer runs or am i the only one?

where did this come from
beer runs

let me think back......

there was the one time that i ran out with two 18 packs
and i jumped in the ride and my homie hit the gas pedal
and we went about 0-60 in under 3 ...backwards ..idiot had the car in reverse

there was the time we lost the foot ball game and we had two pay up
me and dreamer ran out with 4 12'ers and the man at the counter
pushed the twinkie rack on me as we sped off i could see him chasing us

there was the time i ran out with 2 12'erz and the chino jumped in his car and followed me.for about 5-6 nlights i couldnt shake him
i finally said fuck it and carefully i ran the red light ...he didint

one of my favorite times was ...i got give credit to this asian woman
she was about 50-60 years young and she was a bad lady
we had been looking for a new store to get some free pisto.
i seen a liquor and there was nothing around and it was late
as i walked in the store on top of the counter i noticed a hubcap
i thought that was strange but paid no mind.
i got my usual two 18 packs and headed for the counter [door]
i smiled at the lady and she smiled back.i went for my wallet
in the same motion i bolted out the door. i jumped in the ride and we took off
we drove and realized we ere in a dead end neighborhood
the only way out was right by the store
we decided to high speed get the hell out quick before cops come
as we were driving about 70-80 mph i seen in the distance in our path
th easiain lady standing in the street with the hubcap
as we sped by she threw that shit like a fucking ninja star and hit me in the forearm.it woulda hit my face if i didnt put up my arm.
shit at the speed we were going and the force of the throw
she was dead accurate. she earned my repect and i promised never to steal her beer

i have so many more but writing this bullshit sobers me up so im gonna quit