awh dude! did u get caught?Quote:
Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor
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awh dude! did u get caught?Quote:
Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor
My dad caught me jerkin it 3 years back about.
It was dark, had music on my big headphones while strokin it to sum pics.
All of the sudden i look to the right and its my pops at the door.. im like woah.. no .. dont come closer yo!
we are indian btw and he got an accent so this fuk goes
"Vot ees dees? Vot ees going on here??? VHY are you luking at your computer and tuching your pee pee!!! WHO ees dees white girl on da screeN??? Ees dees your wife???"
I was so embaressed I didnt jerk it that whole night.
my step mom always slaps my ass for some reason, maybe i should try the danger wank on her =P
thank god i`ve never been caught
i`m a savage of my privacy
if i have 2 mins till someone comes in.. i`ll take it
if i`m horny i`ll find the best places...
like outside, even in my car,movie theatres,church bathrooms,my moms bathroom,the garage,restaraunts"Saying i have to take a shit, i come out all sweaty"
Even driving in the back of a car i`ll beat it...
What the fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eshelmen
Ive been caught having sex once. Actually, I think that it was the first time that me and Emily were doing it round mine. Or the second time. My dad just walked in (I was on top so I couldnt see him) and started saying that somethings wrong with the PC. We just carried on banging away once he left.
Weirdest place Ive had a tug? Must be when I had just shot a rabbit and was waiting for them to come out again. Well, to pass the time I decided to have a tug. Once Id zipped him back up, there were 4 rabbits out. Shot another two, had another tug then shot another rabbit.
well if the rabbits caught you wanking, maybe that counts? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski
sometimes when i wank it my cat comes up to me and stares so i splode all over him
joking....
or am i?
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yes, a few times, but with my word play, i made it seem like it was allllllll an illusion