" We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.â?
Carlos Castaneda (Don Juan)
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" We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.â?
Carlos Castaneda (Don Juan)
"Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling?" —Bertrand Russell
"We must remember tommorow comes after the dark." tupac
"Ignorance is bliss."
"Happiness to me is being stoned" - Ozzy Osbourne and Me.
Everybody must get stoned...
"If the truth won't do, then something is wrong!"
My Grandpa caught my Mom in a lie (never found out what it was) just as I walked in on them. I had NEVER seen him angry before, so it stuck in my 5 year old head. It must have been a whopper- I was quickly hussled up to my cousin's room and told to play.
I was looking for lights on E-Bay and ran across this......I laughed my ass off!!
"You must be prepared for a termendous, freakishly rapid, lush tropical plant growth explosion!!!! This light will turn your closet into a rain forest jungle in no time flat! Not responsible for any unexpected bumper crops, huge yields and tasty harvests".
"theres life out there and it confuses the shit outta me, i mean how could anyone go shopping without atleast ten vicodin"
"You're all gonna die!" Nathan Explosion
Thats so brutal!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
"How can you kill women and children? EASY! you just don't lead em so mutch!..... aint war hell HAHAHAHAH!" -full metal jacket
It's better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved before.
"It's the most brutal thing ever" as Nathan Explosion is being tazed with 50,000 volts for not breaking up with that "perfect" girlfriend that ended up in a coma.Quote:
Originally Posted by dark0ne
"Early to bed, early to rise. Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" Ben Franklin
..."I am twice baked like a tatar...fat doobie and a brownie"-DP
It's a great day for hockey
- badger bob johnson
"It's no big sin to put your two cents in
if you know when to leave it alone"
"Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker"
"Thanks for the flowers"
well the ones which i feel are the most relevant to todays society are:
'Do me cunt' and 'shove it up up your ass'
I am in a computer lab at college right now...between classes.Quote:
Originally Posted by savagepossum
And everyone jsut looked at me as I laughed pretty hard while I read this.
'hello officer, yes i am sober but why are you spinning?'
Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now! !
[Forrest Gump referring to Apple Computer]
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.
its in my siggyQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
"Tonight we dance, for tomorrow they release the dogs." - Every Time I Die
Why should I buy a duck when I could get a goose for nothing...
" Its better to burn out, than to fade away.
Peace, love, empathy"
~~Kurt Cobain
"id rather be dead than fade away
all my life i been a scrub but wouldnt change a day"
abk
if you want it done right do it yourself
"I used to take drugs. I still do, but i used to too."
That was my quote, for about 2 years, before i found out it was originally said by Mitch Hedburg.
Funny how me and him though of the same quote.
"I haven't seen too many around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting." -Waking Life
Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
" I don't Give A FUck!, AND u NO DIS MANNNNNNN"- Smokey
Mitch was a funny dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
"Insanity is the last refuge of the sane mind".
Indeed he was. :rastasmoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2600HERTZ
"I'm not living, I'm just killing time." - True Love Waits, Radiohead
"whats the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"
-calvin and hobbes
"Our technology has now surpassed our own humanity"-- Albert Einstein referring to Nuclear weapons : (
"It's better to reign it Hell, than to serve in Heaven"
"Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B. "
- Cheech
"You wanna come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on. "
- Cheech
There but for the grace of god go I...
.....better judged by twelve.........than carried by six.......