STUPID EX BOYFRIEND

NUMBER ONE: I am so completely trashed right now it's insane. I'm a kooky crazy horny stoner so this is going to come out really fucked up but i'm dead serious.


mmmkay so we got my ex boyfriend who i banged and dated for like a week! We broke up like a month ago and were(PAST TENSE) friends. So we went to this party together and mad fucked up shit like someone threw a brick threw his window and stole a huge ziplock bag of coke and and two huge siplock bags of pot(obviously not cool) we booked and went back to my place to get his car off the road (the police where looking for us). So I fucked him for the first time after we broke up because honestly I have been dying too LOL. Like seriously I was tottally up for friends with benefits HE was the one to be like no it has to mean something blah blha BLAH***) and he just spent the night and left when i had to go to school. so i see my best friend and tell her what happens becuase goddammit i am a woman and i NEED to tell my bext friend everything (sucks for you). So he IM's like 10 mins ago and is like "wtf did say, did you say this and this!??" and of course i am not going to rat out my best friend so I say no. Eventually I figured out he already knows it was sam and admit to everything0. and this is the crazy part: he FREAKS out and is mad at me and blocked me on aim and isnt picking up my calls! I mean seriously, he is a HOT piece of ass so I want to be friends becuase thats the only way to sleep with him lol.


What SANE guy would turn down "hey lets be friends...and fuck" from me!???

First of all, maybe he just doesn't like you. But basically this seems like stupid high school drama shit that you'll get over in a few weeks. Do you really want to be around someone with "huge" ziplock bags of random drugs anyway?

I dont see why not, just because he has those things doesn't make him a 'terrible person'. But you're right i'll get over it like tomorrow i just wanted to vent.

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Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin

NUMBER ONE: I am so completely trashed right now it's insane. I'm a kooky crazy horny stoner so this is going to come out really fucked up but i'm dead serious.


mmmkay so we got my ex boyfriend who i banged and dated for like a week! We broke up like a month ago and were(PAST TENSE) friends. So we went to this party together and mad fucked up shit like someone threw a brick threw his window and stole a huge ziplock bag of coke and and two huge siplock bags of pot(obviously not cool) we booked and went back to my place to get his car off the road (the police where looking for us). So I fucked him for the first time after we broke up because honestly I have been dying too LOL. Like seriously I was tottally up for friends with benefits HE was the one to be like no it has to mean something blah blha BLAH***) and he just spent the night and left when i had to go to school. so i see my best friend and tell her what happens becuase goddammit i am a woman and i NEED to tell my bext friend everything (sucks for you). So he IM's like 10 mins ago and is like "wtf did say, did you say this and this!??" and of course i am not going to rat out my best friend so I say no. Eventually I figured out he already knows it was sam and admit to everything0. and this is the crazy part: he FREAKS out and is mad at me and blocked me on aim and isnt picking up my calls! I mean seriously, he is a HOT piece of ass so I want to be friends becuase thats the only way to sleep with him lol.


What SANE guy would turn down "hey lets be friends...and fuck" from me!???

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You had me interested till the last line... is your pussy is made of gold???

Basically what I thought.

Good luck though.

yeah seriously..um... good luck with that... uhhhh...yeah... WOW.

i meant like a guy in his postision im really fucked up, anyone know what i am talking about?

FUCK 'ER IN THE EAR, BLLOW 'ER BRAINNNS OUT...



cuase im the got damn jugga naught biiiiiiiiiiiitch

Sorry doll, I'd have to fuck you even if the penalty was death, so I cannot understand his position.
STIMPY21

Judging from your avy,,,I would use caution receiving a BJ from you...

and no,,, I dont get it,,,I don't like easy bitchs,,,reminds me of VD...

ouch!

if you are so horny invest in a really good vibrator... then you won't need to rely on crazy, unstable guys for sex.:clap:

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

if you are so horny invest in a really good vibrator... then you won't need to rely on crazy, unstable guys for sex.:clap:

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good idea! =D

Not all guys are only interested in poontang. Maybe he's not picking up and such because he actually cared about you personally, and not just because you put out. Sounds like hurt feelings. Not all guys are complete tools.

Amen on the vibrator, though. You'll thank yourself for that in the morning. :D

Maybe its because your so fucked up, but you sound really annoying and self centered, maybe its not him? or maybe your just not that good in the sac? how are we supposed to know we just post here.

^don't be so mean- she just got blown off, and she is really wasted right now. cut her a break. she will calm down once she acquires a good vibe and gets herself off. lol.

With the drugs you mentioned,,,he's probably got a ton of bitches in his stable...

wow skink you hate my guts off the bat, eh?

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

^don't be so mean- she just got blown off, and she is really wasted right now. cut her a break. she will calm down once she acquires a good vibe and gets herself off. lol.

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Thank you for understanding lol.

haha no prob- i know the frusteration of horniness.

eh a little self-respect never hurt a chick.
I hope you're too good for him.

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Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin

Thank you for understanding lol.

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I don't hate anyone,,,can I come over now??? JK

You got to know me to love me... hey,,, I helped you the other day and that was random...

Here is my arm,,,punch it,,,feel better now??? xoxoxo

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

^don't be so mean- she just got blown off, and she is really wasted right now. cut her a break. she will calm down once she acquires a good vibe and gets herself off. lol.

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What i said was a little blunt, and my anguish may have been fueled by past incidents with girls of her character, but i still stand by my "maybe its not him" statement.

I never take "being fucked up" as an excuse for anyone's actions. Ever.

well muffin's rants and raves i think are excusable by drunkeness. we say crazy things when we are drunk, not to mention being blunt and overly honest. but anyways, this thread is kinda pointless. lol.

Maybe he's been bumpin ugly with Pat since you dropped him and you just messed that up for him?

ok, you need to rewrite a sober revision.. cuz i couldn't understand a damned word of it...

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Originally Posted by slowlickitysplit

Maybe he's been bumpin ugly with Pat since you dropped him and you just messed that up for him?

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i dont understand this. what do you mean?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

ok, you need to rewrite a sober revision.. cuz i couldn't understand a damned word of it...

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Yes I am sorry about that I was pretty fucked up and I sounded a lot like a harlot eh. It's problems with my ex boyfriend I was just venting. I'll figure things out on my own.

I love the horny girl heirarchy.

RoWrrrr RowR Hissss
come on someone tell me they see it too



EvERYTIME.

^yeah maybe if we just jacked off all the time like guys do, we would be calmer people. lol.

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

^yeah maybe if we just jacked off all the time like guys do, we would be calmer people. lol.

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release is good...

Keep your eyes open people, alot of respect has been lost in this thread.

girl - "ya know, we can be friends with benefits!"

guy - "uhhh" **wow, i must have been FLYING last night! Whoa, where did these bags of drugs come from?!**

Well didn't post anything originally when it was posted in a less than sober state. (Been drinking senselessly myself recently for similar reasons) Just wanted to see how you doing now, and add that he's probably insane for turning you down.

Cheers and hope things are looking better.

ummm uhh I'm a too hammered for this so umm yeah viberator like someone said or something. Or cum to WI I like gold pussy hehehe

First of all, this thread would not merit such reaction if I was a man. Let us start this off by all thinking how differently you would feel and act if I was a man. *cough*SEXISM*cough* Secondly, I was drinking most of those times which makes me a dumbass. I function fine under the influence of marijuana . Third off, should â??votersâ?� stumble upon my post then I hope they have the intelligence to not off the bat assume that one action by one person decides the faith of hundreds of thousands of people. Fourth off, I realized I had opened up my personal life for your scrutiny while I was not thinking straight BUT this is none of your business and though I shouldnâ??t need to defend myself: I am not sleeping around. This boy happens to be only the second person I have ever slept with and I have more then just sexual feelings for him. I've closed this case, let's drop it.

Stop diggin'.

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Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin

First of all, this thread would not merit such reaction if I was a man. Let us start this off by all thinking how differently you would feel and act if I was a man. *cough*SEXISM*cough*
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Naw I'd rip a man even worse than you actually.
Promise.

Maybe he sees how badly you're throwing yourself at him and thinks you'd probably do the same thing to any other guy who looked as good as him, so he used his brain instead of his balls and came to his own self-respecting decision?

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Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin

First of all, this thread would not merit such reaction if I was a man. Let us start this off by all thinking how differently you would feel and act if I was a man. *cough*SEXISM*cough* Secondly, I was drinking most of those times which makes me a dumbass. I function fine under the influence of marijuana . Third off, should â??votersâ?� stumble upon my post then I hope they have the intelligence to not off the bat assume that one action by one person decides the faith of hundreds of thousands of people. Fourth off, I realized I had opened up my personal life for your scrutiny while I was not thinking straight BUT this is none of your business and though I shouldnâ??t need to defend myself: I am not sleeping around. This boy happens to be only the second person I have ever slept with and I have more then just sexual feelings for him. I've closed this case, let's drop it.

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