Please guys, take my advice...

Never become friends with a goose. Though geese have never publicly done anything to warrant my hatred for them, I still can't help it. They're evil, scheming, manipulative little bastards. They're plotting something, man. Don't believe me now and in 10 years, when those fuckers have taken over the planet and humans are locked in cadges and genetically modified to shit out giant eggs, you'll say "Damn, I wish I'd listened to GHoST and joined him on that big rocket to Mars, where he's living with a bunch of fine looking woman and the worlds supply of marijuana" And then you'll get herded back into your cage with your wife and kids, and little Tommy and little Jane will look into your eyes and say "Daddy, why didn't you listen to GHoST? We told you he was right, but you just wouldn't listen, daddy, why?" So from then on you'll lose all respect from your children. When they grow up and they're living in a little cage of their own, and you send them the biggest chocolate eggs you can shit out, they'll just ignore you. And then, like, the Warden Goose that makes sure you're back in your cages by nine o'clock will come and see that you're upset and he'll laugh, so you'll hit him and cause a riot, but obviously the geese have anti-riot guns, so you'll calm down. Then the Warden Goose will commit suicide because he didn't even want to take over the world in the first place - he just wanted to have a quiet life with Mrs Warden Goose, maybe retire early, move to a different country - and being forced to lock humans in cages against their will would depress him to a point of near insanity, but then when you hit him you were the straw that broke the camels back, my friend.. So he'll go home and kill himself, and his wife, Mrs Warden Goose, will shake her fist in the air and say "If only they'd all the humans had listened to GHoST, we'd still be living in the pond and getting thrown bread crumbs Warden Goose would still be alive... ooooh, the irony!!"

So, basically, that's what'll happen if any of you become friends with a goose.. so don't

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mmm pate :D

http://www.thegeeseproject.com/

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

little Tommy and little Jane will look into your eyes and say "Daddy, why didn't you listen to GHoST? We told you he was right, but you just wouldn't listen, daddy, why?"

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That brought a lump to my throat, GHoST :(

But luckily, I'm way ahead of you, dude...I have fitted Anti-Goosers' to my kids, phew, close one!
Now, whenever a Goose (god, I hate that word...sends a shudder up my spine) comes to within 2feet of my kids, a flap opens up on their chest, and a great big effigy of Tony Blair pops out of their chests and grins inanely at the goose, and screams "GOOOoooOOOOSEEE!!!....GOOOOooooOOOSe!" -that fucks the bastard things right out of it..HA!

Just because they think that they are better than a Gander, cuh! Where do they get off?
Fricking Gooses

Burn 'em, I say..before it too late!!

poor ghost, hes going crazy!
those geese are really getting to him!

what the fuck r u on !!!

Yeah man, you have way too much time on your hands if you can seriously post all of those pic about geese, and way too much time to write a story on geese, story sucked get a life.

well damn, at least i wasnt that cruel!?

Obviously a 'Goose fancier', init?
lol

Sampson, that was frankly uncalled for

Poor ghost hear is clearly either mentally delusional because of some terrible trauma he has experienced (possibly goose related), or he is simply horribly mentaly retarded. It shouldnt be held against him.

We know the goose are out there ghost *wink wink* dont worry itll all be fine

I'm guessing... shroomz or another Hallucinogen gone bad.

I think hes just a crazy ass goose hatin' trailer owning, skidpan driving, shotgun shooting, meth abusing, redneck foool

~007~

hmmmmmmmmm but u still like rubber ducks right :confused:

The geese are my warriors and I am their master. Hear these word's and fear my wrath!!

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Originally Posted by sampson419

Yeah man, you have way too much time on your hands if you can seriously post all of those pic about geese, and way too much time to write a story on geese, story sucked get a life.

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Fuck you...

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

Poor ghost hear is clearly either mentally delusional because of some terrible trauma he has experienced or he is simply horribly mentaly retarded.

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

I think hes just a crazy ass goose hatin' trailer owning, skidpan driving, shotgun shooting, meth abusing, redneck foool

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...and Fuck you!

Sampson, I have a life, but thanks for the tip.. This is a forum.. people post things on a forum.. i posted something.. I apologize if i've broken the rules or offended anyone by doing so, and if I haven't then stop bitching you fucking pussy

oh and lol tilde

sampson fuck you.

GHoST, that post ruled. And the pictures were freaking hilarious. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Hempamasta

sampson fuck you.

GHoST, that post ruled. And the pictures were freaking hilarious. Thanks.

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lol :):):)

GEESE! i remember when they bit me when i tried feeding them bread when i was a kid :(

anyway i 100% support this

STOP THE GEESE

lol thanks ourofreality

anyway, i find it funny how people can angry at threads.. like, i post a bullshit thread because im high and thought it would be a laugh (obviously i was wrong) and people get mad and start offending me!! lol jesus

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Originally Posted by OutOfReality

GEESE! i remember when they bit me when i tried feeding them bread when i was a kid :(

anyway i 100% support this

STOP THE GEESE

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man, i tried feeding them stupid geese to and they bit me too!
and their fucking loud and annoying! :mad:
I 100% support this too! :)
Geese suck!

STOP THE GEESE! :D

kill the fuckers

yeah sampson no one made you click this thread did they?
and does anyone want to hear you put other people down? no..so shut your face

hey drinkthebongwater.. no one did make sampson click this thread.. but when you see a thread titled "please guys take my advice".. you would think it wuld hav some importance.. but it dont. im gettin kinda sick of this too a bit.. these topix like this are more n more common..

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Originally Posted by Mogizzle

hey drinkthebongwater.. no one did make sampson click this thread.. but when you see a thread titled "please guys take my advice".. you would think it wuld hav some importance.. but it dont. im gettin kinda sick of this too a bit.. these topix like this are more n more common..

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What exactly do you want? Everyone to sit around and raise their hand every time they want to speak, and only be allowed to speak about what you want them to?

well, buddy, that's not gonna happen. If you dont like my posts then look at my profile and click the big white link there that says "Add GHoSToKeR to your ignore list" because bitching wont get you anywhere.

As for your complaint - I don't give a shit.

You're getting tired of "topix" like this one? Well, dude, i'm getting tired of people bitching every time a thread isn't up to their standards or not "of some importance"

So, morejizzle, i'm gonna continue posting how I am, and you're either gonna shut the hell up, or not read them in the first place, right?

this is your finest moment GT.
savour the glory!
EVIL WADDLES ON WEBBED FEET

lol ammie. rubber ducks.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

lol thanks ourofreality

anyway, i find it funny how people can angry at threads.. like, i post a bullshit thread because im high and thought it would be a laugh (obviously i was wrong) and people get mad and start offending me!! lol jesus

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Yeah, leave GHoST the fuck alone, you obviously are in league with the Geese and you have shown your true colours!

*points finger @ Sampson*
WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW!!!

STOP THE GEESE AND THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!!
:D

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

What exactly do you want? Everyone to sit around and raise their hand every time they want to speak, and only be allowed to speak about what you want them to?

well, buddy, that's not gonna happen. If you dont like my posts then look at my profile and click the big white link there that says "Add GHoSToKeR to your ignore list" because bitching wont get you anywhere.

As for your complaint - I don't give a shit.

You're getting tired of "topix" like this one? Well, dude, i'm getting tired of people bitching every time a thread isn't up to their standards or not "of some importance"

So, morejizzle, i'm gonna continue posting how I am, and you're either gonna shut the hell up, or not read them in the first place, right?

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*does that 'mixing up something in a big bowl' type of movement - like on Oprah*

Go GHoSTy, GO GHOSTy, GO GHoSTy!!!!
Yay!!!

Cuh! When God was handing out 'humour', they obviously thought that he'd said 'tumor', and said 'no thanks'..sheesh, ffs if you can't laugh at life, then you got no hope!!

heh i aint bitching gohst.. i am, jus like everyone else is allowed to say my opinion.. n i do have a sence of humour.. used to think some of it were funny... but when it is repeated over n over it kinda gets repeatitive..

whats wit you dissin my name? i jus said my opinion n i shuldnt have to put up with this shit wtf whats morejizzle supposed to mean eh?

n goin back to what you said "So, morejizzle, i'm gonna continue posting how I am, and you're either gonna shut the hell up, or not read them in the first place, right?"

i wuldnt have to read your posts if it didnt say "Please guys take my advice" thought it was something important but nah is jus ghosts ADD actin up again.

you gotta quality control what u read by preveiwing the thread by leaving yr pointer on it and preveiwing it by waiting to seee the first bits of it and read em to decide if yr gonaan read it.

but yeh running jokes can get brutally stupid.
bless em.

Yea kill them damn geese... and sampson too while ur at it hehe :) those geese arnt good fr much ay, ya cant even eat em.. can u? :D

can u guys stop fightin man.. jeez thats so not stoner like...
SMOKES UP!!

resinate dat was a crack up "you obviously are in league with the Geese and you have shown your true colours! "
haha inleague wit the geese... jeez hohoho... :D

com on y`all. this thread you guys/gals are squabbling over is just a thread.
this is just my observation.
ghostoker, dont take offense,, but replying to the neg, remarks of others, is just showing the others they can beat you just by saying neg, things.
you are just putting another nail in the youths of todays coffin!!! by replying back with more negativity and immature remarks. if you are man enough, you`ll stop all this negativity, and put it behind you.
i know you are a better man than this.
so plz, plz consider

lol
Gooooosebumps

hey i aint tryna start any shit here i just expressed my opinion n im gettin shit bout my name..

notanovice i aint trying to beat anyone here i just expressed my opinion that i have gotten sick of these types of threads.. not all news can be good news.. so when you make a topic like this you gotta prepare for any negative remarks..

but ghost was the one sayin the negative remarks to me cept for the lil comment bout him having ADD.

i didnt want any of this shit i just replyed wit what i thought of this thread only to be flamed..

sampson is a traitor.geese lover!!!!!!! we shall have to lynch him!!!!

Goddamn Geese! Always trying to sell insurance!:mad:

And it's the fucking insurance companies that started testing people for pot!:eek::mad::eek::mad::eek:

Notice how they NEVER test geese for pot!:mad:

See, it always comes back to pot. GT knows what he's doing even when he doesn't.;)

Well, their goose is cooked now.:p

I say we all join Scrooge, and buy the Cratchit's a goose to eat for X-mas dinner.;)

Notice how happy it made Tiny Tim?:)
It's because he was crippled by a fucking goose!!!!:mad:

And while we're at it, if you see someone speeding down the highway with a gecko, run em off the fucking road!
:p

LOL hahahaha sinse, you rock!

that was hilarious!

hehe ok, notanovice, I know when i've been told :p

Call me a goose and stick a fork in me, coz i'm done :D