Printable View
We all know the one, everyone's best mate who somehow has the God given ability to roll a perfect bifter even while fucked off their tits.
I personally cant roll for shit, when im smoking on my own I even stoop as low as using a rolling machine, such is the completely unsmokable quality of my joints.
I was just wondering how many of you guys and gals are the usual roller of your crew/posse/stoner circle.
Im just like you. can't roll for shit. Never used a rolling maching tho haha, think ill go buy one. Im 18 and my fucking 13 year old little buddy, hayden, rolls like a champ, and takes bong rips like you wouldnt believe. haha, i love that little guy.
I've been known to roll a nice cone in my days. Of my posse there are several able rollers and I, while adept at rolling, usually take a back seat to the more passionate posse members.
I have a friend who absolutely LOVES to roll joints while he's "fucked off his tits," lol. He's damn good, too.
lol, snap u sound just like me. 13, man that guy kicks ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by souldistortion
how much are rolling machines by the way? and what are some good ones cuz i was about to head down to my local head shop before i got caught up on the boards. Yeah, my little buddy hayden actually got busted a few weeks ago and now hes getting drug tested :( Hes probably the chillest guy you'll EVER MEET to smoke with. he alwasy has one of his perfectly rolled j's on hand. he keeps them in an empty pack of cigs :smokin:
im the spliff roller, but dont normally smoke them with groups, just personal
im hte only one that knows how to roll a blunt in my regular group, but with other friends we rotate who rolls it. i cant pearl dutches yet.
I roll when I can but my I've developed a disorder in my hands so I can very, rarely roll, so I just use a rolling machine.
I remeber when I used to get drunk my the hands would be fine. That was one of the temp. cures for my disorder, was alcohol, but not good for obvious reasons. 12 beer in me and I could roll like crazy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by souldistortion
Man, thats harsh for him. I wish him the best.
Uuum, I got mine for about 5-7 pounds. i think pounds are roughly worth twice as much as dollars atm. They are pretty easy to use, but a bit unpredictable as to the quality of j. Ive rolled some beauts with it and some real stinkers.
i gotta crown myself the "don" of rolling
What does pearling a dutch entail?Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
The first 4 months of me smoking, I couldn't roll for shit. i just sat in my room, practicing making the skins, and rolling for hours on end with tobacco.
Now 7 times outta 10, I can roll perfect cones, slow burning and burn even.
Still get the odd newbie cones, but hey, they all smoke.
Just practice in the free time you have, when not high, it helps a lot :)
Using the words "Im 18", My fucking buddy", "13 year old" in the same sentance is not recommendedQuote:
Originally Posted by souldistortion
Eh, I can roll, not as well as I wish. I plan to eventually perfect my skill and become that guy who rolls perfectly every time. Once I'm 18, I'm definitely buying a fat sack of bacco and using an entire pack of papers to practice rolling.
ill be more careful in my wording next time. JUST FOR YOU K! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
Haha, I hear what you are saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
Im fucked ignore.Quote:
Originally Posted by souldistortion
my rolling tricks include rolling a perfect blunt /spliff while walking/driving That inculdes cracking the blunt and breaking up the herbs in my hand while holding the paper ;)
BACK ON TOPIC. Lets get some photos in here of some nicley rolled j's. Id like to see the rolling skills of those who claim to be the master of rolling. POST SOME PICS.
I tend to lick most of the weed off the carpet after I roll.
I learned by rolling cigarettes in my late teens. A mindless affectation, but it was good practice.
Prior, my best rolling "machine" was one of those cheap plastic ones with the movable roller and plastic belt. I don't remember what it cost, but it was really simply made and inexpensive.
Key element in rolling is your choice of papers and how you locate the overlapped bit.
4252
I saw the topic name and thought Cassiopiea was asking if there were e-tards amongst us and I got excited. :D
But now that I see what we're really talking about, I must fess up and say I absolutely suck at rolling anything, be they joints or blunts. Just can't do it, so I smoke out of glass almost exclusively. A few friends however have skills, and when I smoke with them they usually roll nice fat joints that burn just perfectly.
joints burn away WAY too much maryjane....i cannot let myself watch the smoke wither away
Thats why I mix with tobacco. Its not TOO bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by royalHIGHness
does this thread make anyone else wanna roll?
somebody called for pics. i know it's skinny but i was just smokin by myself so it's all i needed
D1me, size doesn't matter. Besides i'd smoke it...
I Roll for my people.
i can roll, but since my buddies are way better i usually let them do it
Nice pinner there...Quote:
Originally Posted by D1me
I'm always the roller and that's ok with me. Because there's nothing I like more than playing with weed (picking it out and making it pretty)
No one in my group can effin roll joints or blunts or anything except me. I don't do the greatest job, but it's always an even, slow smoke. They're usually a bit loose, but they've been getting tighter since I started practicing a couple months ago, lol.
We always use bowls or bongs when we smoke, usually just bowls. Bowls are quick to smoke and don't smell up your hands as bad. The only downside is you have to be carrying paraphrenalia on you when you use bowls.
I can roll PERFECT joints as long as we're using over 2 grams. I can't roll perfect joints unless they're huge, for some reason.
=/
I roll perfect J's every time.
I roll inside out and have been doing so for years.
I love to roll, i'm the only one in my group who really likes to roll so whenever they want a change from the bong they always turn to me. I never hit the bong anymore though use to but now i just love roll so much.
Also i know this sounds dangerous but i actually have rolled Js while driving on the highway with one hand and a frisbee on my lap
The first joint I ever rolled was fantastic, just perfect. And then...they all sucked after that. Until I started using a dollar bill as a tool to aid me, and now they're all good, but I still suck if I don't use a bill or piece of paper to help me spread the pressure out and get even tightness along the length of the joint. I only roll joints for the woman for her to smoke by herself, or if I'm going to a hippie festival or something. Myself and my friends generally smoke out of pipes, but one of my friends rolls amazingly perfect joints so when we need joints, he's the man. But any of us can produce a smokeable joint if we have to.
the important thing for getting a joint tight is a consitant grind. all the bud light and fluffy and small peices
that can compact easily and u should find it easier to get it tight
Yeah i used to be shit as, but i have a mate who smokes tobacco, so for like a year every time he wanted one I would roll it. Now im a rolling pro. i can roll one handed while driving
I had just rolled one up when I came across this thread:stoned:
I like using scissors to cut up the bud before rolling.
looks like a cig, could nicely smoke that in public with no one the wiser haha
It is from rolling my own cigarettes while I was in jail I got plenty of practice rolling LOL
I'm just starting to roll, and fuck if I can!!! I've maybe rolled 2 sucessful joints, the rest turn out all mangled! My wife is the roller, and when she's not around, its Hits from the Bong time, or useage of our trusty Gecko Pipe :)
I heard if ya wanna practice rolling try rolling saw dust, if you can good at that you can roll weed perfectly! or so they say...