You might be a grower if...

Okay, this is an obvious one.
I'll start:

You might be a grower if:
-you have ever paid $8 a pound for animal feces
-you have ever gotten a sinus infection from micorrhizal fungi
-you use candles to light your home and STILL can't get your electric bill below $200 a month
-you have more fertilizer components than items of personal hygeine on your bathroom sink
-there is cloning solution in the fridge
-you work at an insurance agency, live in the city, and still manage to have dirty fingernails all the time

- You don't stop browsing cultivation boards, even though you don't grow at the moment.

- You forget similar threads to yours. :p

I love you Stinky Attic! :)

Oh no!
I wonder if we can get the mods to like graft this thread onto the old one.
I love the post about seeing plastic containers and imagining holes drilled in the ops!

You have peaces of perlite on the floor through out your house.
You have 5 gallon buckets of water and milk cartons full of water all over the place.
You know the employees hours at the garden store.
When you go into buildings and notice how loud there venting systems are.
You know more about nutes than the employees at the garden store.
You size up the buckets of dog treats at Wall Mart to see if they could be used as a bubble cloner.
think about grows you want to do a year from now.
you start campaigning against Miracle Grow like people campaign against McDonalds and other fast foods.
Adieu

you might be a grower if you sleep in your grow room.

you might be a grower when your browsing thru growing videos and start picking out the faults lol
cheers all :)

You might be a grower if you have 6500k compact fluoros all over the house in the spring time; and 2700K in he summer and fall.

......You may be a grower if your garden has fruits and veggies all around the same pH requirements.....and you use Guano teas on them.

......You may be a grower if you drive around on a normal day and notice what could be good grow spots outdoors.

....you may be a grower if you compare home garden seed prices with those in other countries.


.....you may be a grower if you use Foxfarm Ocean Forest with your house plants.


.....you may be a grower if you have a magazine, book, and DVD section for growing on the bookcase.

You might be a grower if you have to convince people that what they can always smell on you is your deordorant and not fresh resin of fresh herb

..you wear sunglasses at night....and just love staring at the light......

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Originally Posted by Organic Rasta

......You may be a grower if you drive around on a normal day and notice what could be good grow spots outdoors.

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that's me alright. :D

I like to keep it on the low but i gotta put my two cents up.

you might be a grower if you talk to someone that smokes also and they don't know shit about cannabis, then you get piss because you have the passion for cannabis.

if you wake up at 6 in the morning to make sure ur plants are watered and happy on your day off.

when u set ur alarm to wake up every morning to see if the timer put the lights on...

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Originally Posted by YASoob

I like to keep it on the low but i gotta put my two cents up.

you might be a grower if you talk to someone that smokes also and they don't know shit about cannabis, then you get piss because you have the passion for cannabis.

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Or...the people that upon your mentioning of strains begin talking of how they've grown "36 hydro plants outside and the heat got up so they had to replant them in pots indoors" hmm..yes.

....u might be a grower if u use soil but still go to the hydro boards...
....u might be a grower if u know as much about lights then the dudes in G.E...
....u might be a grower if u sit and watch th grass grow...
....u might be a grower if u see ur plants in ur dreams...
....u might be a grower if u´ve read Cannabis grow bibble more times then any other book...
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if...you have had a 335 dot inlay guitar on layaway for a year, because you had to buy nutes and a ventilation system.

you never throw away any containers.

you go to cannabis.com before any other site, every time you log on to the W3...

one of your shopping list reads something like: Bread, Milk, Eggs, Perlite, Cheese....

...if you look at every piece of storage furniture or closet and mentally divide the space into veg and flower....

TGF

-when someone knocks on the door you freak out and tip toe to the
window to see who's car is in your drive way before answering the door.

you might be a grower if there is a very brite orangish light escaping the cracks of your garage that all your neibors are talking about:stoned:

:eek:

You might be an amatuer grower in danger of being caught if....

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Originally Posted by geestacker

you might be a grower if there is a very brite orangish light escaping the cracks of your garage that all your neibors are talking about:stoned:

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:(

you might be a grower IF:

you find yourself over 2000 miles from home, and phone a neighbor, requesting a 'welfare check' on your 'babies' ... :smokin:

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Originally Posted by BlueBear

You have peaces of perlite on the floor through out your house.

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-You might be a grower if your last major household argument was over whose turn it was to vacuum up the pieces of perlite all over the house :D

-You might be a grower if you have to scramble to put away all the bottles of questionable chemicals that are laying around when you hear a knock on the door

-You might be a grower if you do not own a cat, yet for some reason walk out of the pet supply store with a dozen kitty litter trays

-You might be a grower if you get all excited and borrow a friend's pickup truck when potting soil goes on sale at the end of the season

You might be a grower if - the bag in your vacuum has a street value

You might be a grower if - the person behind you in the checkout line picks something off your sweater then adds zig-zags to their purchase

You might be a grower if – you have ever scraped your dog or cat and come up with a whole joint

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Originally Posted by mendokid

You might be a grower if - the bag in your vacuum has a street value

You might be a grower if - the person behind you in the checkout line picks something off your sweater then adds zig-zags to their purchase

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ROFLMAOPMP

....u might be a grower if in ur bowser the bookamarks menu has folder named MJ-Info with 1463 links

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Originally Posted by mendokid

You might be a grower if - the bag in your vacuum has a street value

You might be a grower if - the person behind you in the checkout line picks something off your sweater then adds zig-zags to their purchase

You might be a grower if â?? you have ever scraped your dog or cat and come up with a whole joint

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outstanding ! .. we have a winner !! :dance:

...you don't watch Indycar or NASCAR racing on TV...the noise hurt's your ears.

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Originally Posted by Stylus

when u set ur alarm to wake up every morning to see if the timer put the lights on...

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Yeah, i've done that lots of times.

When you walk down the street and you look at random plants and wonder how they smoke

When you look through electrical magazines at the lighting fixtures and think how you can make it all into a grow op.

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Originally Posted by LIP

When you walk down the street and you look at random plants and wonder how they smoke

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^ I'm loving it haha :thumbsup:


...you might be a grower if you base your parent's visits on when your harvest will be done

...you might be a grower if you sacrifice self-comfort of your house's temp. to keep your plants cool

...you might be a grower if you walk into walmart for mentos and come out with cfls...

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Originally Posted by maryjanehaze

...you might be a grower if you walk into walmart for mentos and come out with cfls...

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haha very true!

you might be a grower if...
you use the Applebees curbside takeout trays with the clear lids as humidity domes.

you might be a grower if you look for a water source as soon as you see a big patch of sunlight

-you can teach your mom how to make her garden even better
-you call a water or soil company's question line to ask the pH
-you feel weird if there's the same cashier time after time at the local groshop
-you wonder what that the other guy is gonna do with the 1000hps he just bought

you may be a grower if...
you've ever noticed others' vent systems and exhaust sticking out of the wall/roof.

you think, "yep, that would grow some shit!" every time you pass a streetlight.

you've ever driven down the road, and suddenly smile and start sniffing as you cruise through a gulley.

it's 40 degrees outside, and you have a window unit ac running.

brookersbud if thats ur pic as ur icon thing than i need to visit next time in the states

You might just might be a grower, if you have this plant, caller pot, growing in ur basement.

Or if your mom says to you in the morning "I found your hightech pot garden" And then never mentions the fact again becuase she broke ur door and ur pissed.

You are grower, when u think about ur house might burn down ever other minute ur lights are on.

You might be a grower if you have to explain to your mom why the fan she bought for your room disappeared.

You might be a grower if you want to slap people every time they refer to good bud as "hydro." :mad:
(or even worse if they think hydro is a strain "i have some hydro seeds")

You might be a grower if you have ever gotten weird looks after people hear you talking about girls growing balls and becoming hermaphrodites.

Hehe... I love going to the garden center or Home Depot and seeing if I can tell who's buying supplies to grow weed. The other day I saw two guys who were obviously in college, walking around the garden center mumbling to each other, one was carrying a box of dolemite lime and a bag of organic soil - and the other guy was carrying a bunch of 2 gallon pots and was trying to find a pH meter. Both of them looked high as hell.

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Originally Posted by ConnieSewer

Hehe... I love going to the garden center or Home Depot and seeing if I can tell who's buying supplies to grow weed. The other day I saw two guys who were obviously in college, walking around the garden center mumbling to each other, one was carrying a box of dolemite lime and a bag of organic soil - and the other guy was carrying a bunch of 2 gallon pots and was trying to find a pH meter. Both of them looked high as hell.

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Connie, that made me laugh! I do that sometimes.

How about, you might be a grower if you drive around and look at the houses that are for sale locally, trying to decide how you would configure them as a growhouse. Of if when you bought your place, your realtor had NO idea why you didn't want the gorgeous 1880 victorian right downtown that was a total STEAL...instead settling on a more expensive house that was uglier than shit on the outskirts of town...