what's the first thing you do every morning?

The first thing I do is drink a lot of cofee,wakume the living room and tidy. Yeah,boring but nesessary. :p

open my eyes

scratch mah balls :D

then i think...FUCK back to reality...ah well, get high today :smokin: :dance:

Wake up

wake-n-bake

stretch my balls

I make coffee.

shower imediately. fit in a quick jerkin

reset the alarm...fall back asleep

usually, i immediatly reatch for my cock, just to see if i got some morning wood, usually, morning wood goes away after you take a leek.

Reflect on my time asleep.

pull the pud, wipe off my chest and go to work


i live a simple life...

Straight into the kitchen to raid the cupboards

drinking coffee and smoking cigs

Get up then go home

Have a piss

Check what time it is...

I feed my cats,put the kettle on,go to the toilet,make a cuppa and smoke a joint that was made the night before :smokin: :stoned:

im gonna have to go with

say good morning to my morning wood

Pray to Jah.. Then I hit the gravity bong. By then my kids are ready to go to school..

Walk over to my alarm and turn it off
Turn on my light and close my eyes because it's too bright
Stumble to the bathroom
Come back into my room and get dressed

every day, every morning.

smoke a cig....sit down at pc and start downloading emails.

look at computer, then begin searching for caffeine

seriously almost everyday, i just go back to sleep ;)

Check my email, make coffee

First thing i do everyday is go to the kitchen and eat a bowl of cereal, its usually a type of cheerios, im a big fan of the ones that come with dehydrated strawberries, rasberries, and bllueberries in em, I think they are called berry burst. mmmmm

Well first I go back to sleep, then I wake up and lounge around the house and go back to sleep lol..that is if I dont have school.

wake up, have a shit. Go smoke some weed and have a nice wake and bake :) can't stand my mornings without a wake and bake, they're just so dull and boring.

i go downstairs and get a bowl of cerea;

i usually don't wake up till afternoon... does that count?


smoke a cig...

i try to drink tea and coffee and be healthy and stay awake, so that if i get high it will be pleasant later in the day.

Take a piss and spark up a bowl.

look at the clock and smoke a cig, let them lung hairs burn away :thumbsup:

I just got my cat wake up call at 6:30am so that means I am going to smoke more this morning and the little buggers have eaten and gone back to sleep but once I am awake I can't get back to sleep.

I cant eat anything first thing in the morning even if my belly growls at me because I just dont want to eat and I hate cereal except sugar puffs.

i do 400 push ups in sets of 50 muwhahaha

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Originally Posted by Jacop

i do 400 push ups in sets of 50 muwhahaha

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The only exercise I do is lifting my cup to drink tea or lifting joints to my mouth to toke and after a while the joints start to feel heavy :smokin:

lol, i stick to the whatever the fuck i feel like diet and i put myself on a strict regiment of 3000 clicks a day. keeps the index finger nice and buff. i wonder if thats where my world class foreplay comes from heh.


but the first thing i do in the morning is probably...........................hit the snooze button. for some reason i can never get up until i absolutly have to, like 30 min before work.

it makes me chronically late for everything. and i have some sort of social anxiety problem because i whenever im at home i never want to go anywhere, even if i really need to or wanted to. i dont do anything besides work anymore, kinda sucks.

Wake up.
Take a dump.
Jerk off.
Wash my hands.
Brush my teeth.
100 pushups, 4x25.
Take a shower.
Eat breakfast.
Start the day.

shower