Your smoking ettique pet peeves.

We all know are smoking buddies arent perfect they take extra hits sometimes tip the bong over but you gotta love em. What is the thing that urks you most when smoking with a group, mine is when you just smoked your weed and then your all chillin playing video games and your friends are like "go upstairs and get some food" and the wont shut up about until you do so i go upstairs and grab some random stuff to piss them off, here you guys i got canned tuna fish , some uncooked hot pockets and heres some celery munch down guys enjoy.

I don't really mind grabbing some snacks for my mates,but saying that,I don't have a houseful so it's not too bad ;)

Top loading the J or hogging it.My usual question to them when they do this is,"have you been working with glue because that J seems stuck to your fingers" :D

i hate those damn party fouls.what i hate more than anything is when someone is choking or laughing and they spit the bowl out.but i can't say i havn't had my share of party fouls but i try my best.i also hate it when someone puts the pipe or joint way too far inside their mouth and you can see their spit on it and they don't wipe it off.but oh well

Toploading and hogs here too and people who are too damn lazy to walk to the fridge to get their own munchies and drinks. :) :cool: :dance:

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Originally Posted by skunksmoker006

i hate those damn party fouls.what i hate more than anything is when someone is choking or laughing and they spit the bowl out.but i can't say i havn't had my share of party fouls but i try my best.i also hate it when someone puts the pipe or joint way too far inside their mouth and you can see their spit on it and they don't wipe it off.but oh well

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Yeah i know what you mean i got this friend that puts the blunt halfway in his mouth and then he pulls it out and its soaked in spit its gross but i cant say i havent commited my fair share of party fouls in my younger days:pimp:

when smoking a blunt and someone wets the end too much, or hoggin the weed

Wait i know what my top one is, when one of your buddies is like let me roll im like alright and he screws up like 5 times and im like you sure you can roll? hes like man positive and i end up going through half a pack of papers.

nothin pisses me off more than moochers, wet lippin joints, and drooling on peices

what i hate the most is when people dont dry their lips before taking a hit off a jay. also, if u get the pipe wet with your spit, WIPE IT OFF

Ya wet joints n peices fuckin piss me off too, also when someone finishes off your roach, there like "o well it will be to hard to pass it cause its too small so ill just finish it" and then then take like 1-2 extra hits, its like fuck I bought it lemme at least finish it.

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Originally Posted by d00d989

what i hate the most is when people dont dry their lips before taking a hit off a jay. also, if u get the pipe wet with your spit, WIPE IT OFF

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That has to be my worst pet peeve. I HATE that! It's gotten so bad with some of my smoking friends that I just automatically wipe the pipe before I take a hit.

Also, I'm wondering for all you out there... ? In the 2 smoking circles that I'm in, both always just take one hit off the bowl, then pass it. But sometimes a friend will take 2 and it kind of urks me, but I say nothing of it cause I don't want to be an ass. Do you guys always just take one hit off a pipe and pass, or more? I know with joints/blunts... we always do the puff-puff-pass thing.

my pet peeves are

holding a J too long with out smoking it

when ppl try to get me to smoke my own weed (if i wanna smoke ill smoke)

MOOCHERS

ppl who want to match and refuse to throw down as much

STINGY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres prob some more but i cant think of them right now

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Originally Posted by zephyrinne

That has to be my worst pet peeve. I HATE that! It's gotten so bad with some of my smoking friends that I just automatically wipe the pipe before I take a hit.

Also, I'm wondering for all you out there... ? In the 2 smoking circles that I'm in, both always just take one hit off the bowl, then pass it. But sometimes a friend will take 2 and it kind of urks me, but I say nothing of it cause I don't want to be an ass. Do you guys always just take one hit off a pipe and pass, or more? I know with joints/blunts... we always do the puff-puff-pass thing.

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yeah the pipe rule in my circle is one hit pass, also the person who supplied the weed gets the green hit which is just the first hit, i also try and be considerate with pipes and ill do what i call corner it where i dont suck the flame down the middle but ill burn the corners of the bowl piece so i let the other people get some green.

People who tip bongs over.

Buffalo farters (!)

Moochers

people who hold the joint too long, dont smoke it and waste a shitload o' weed :(

Uhh im going to say:

~When the person whos house were at has no good munchies or drinks.
~when someone walks into the circle half way through, no matter who it is.
~People who slobber all over anything.

When you get something to eat or drink and you let some one get some and they kill it.

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Originally Posted by DazedNblazed

yeah the pipe rule in my circle is one hit pass, also the person who supplied the weed gets the green hit which is just the first hit, i also try and be considerate with pipes and ill do what i call corner it where i dont suck the flame down the middle but ill burn the corners of the bowl piece so i let the other people get some green.

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I think I want to get high with you.. lol. :rasta: I wish my friends would read that damn sentence right there... especially about cornering the bowl!

when people dont the carb use on my bowl, i dunno why has nothing to do with clearing the chamber, although i'd prefer it. just pisses me off it looks dumb.

also if someone's chillin with me nd i have bud nd they dont, im gunna smoke em up, but nothing pisses me off more than when i'm going smoke someone out nd they dont plan on hanging around.

last one when someone asks me to use my bowl nd i say nah dude i already have it packed for the next session, nd they are like yo jus take it out and they put up an argument.

this only happens with certain ppl not my partners in crime.

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Originally Posted by rollinKansas

my pet peeves are

holding a J too long with out smoking it

when ppl try to get me to smoke my own weed (if i wanna smoke ill smoke)

MOOCHERS

ppl who want to match and refuse to throw down as much

STINGY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres prob some more but i cant think of them right now

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The above are all mine as well. I cannot fucking stand people that try and talk me into packin a bowl. In the past, their persistance just makes me give in to shut them up. If they want to smoke that bad I figured I would just shut them up. It used to piss me off so much that now I rarely smoke with anyone besides a few friends. Everyone else I know is stingy and doesn't throw shit in a bowl, if any. Now I have no regrets when I smoke by myself.

i hate it when theres like 5-10 people smoking and one person takes the first or second hit and takes all the green hits, same people also do what i like to call vacuum style of smoking where all they do is inhale for like a min long and light it like 5 times and declare that one hit

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Originally Posted by yzstoned

but nothing pisses me off more than when i'm going smoke someone out nd they dont plan on hanging around.

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agree 100%

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Originally Posted by d00d989

what i hate the most is when people dont dry their lips before taking a hit off a jay. also, if u get the pipe wet with your spit, WIPE IT OFF

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yeh dude its the fucking worst. sometimes theres a string of spit from their mouths to the peice when the pull it away. then they hand that shit to me??

but we call it... well we call it something else thatd probably piss alot of people off on this forum.

lol ^^^ I think Take Flight said it, then went on to explain why it's called that.

We just take out the racial thing and call it "lippin' the joint." No harm there, right?

i get pissed (even if it's not my weed) when someone will sit there and hold the joint/sweet til it's like half gone and they're the only one that's hit it... i will however keep my mouth shut (not even hint they shoudl pass it, cuz it's their weed, technically they can smoke the whole thing without passing if they want to, but i consider it really fucking rude) if it's their weed... i'm still pretty laid back even if it's mine, but if you been holding it too long i WILL Say something to you if it's my shit...

i hate it when people dont ash the joint! pisses me off so much, i ash after every toke.

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Originally Posted by Tmar.aLL.DaYmar

yeh dude its the fucking worst. sometimes theres a string of spit from their mouths to the peice when the pull it away. then they hand that shit to me??

but we call it... well we call it something else thatd probably piss alot of people off on this forum.

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do you happen to call it nigger lippin'


im sorry if any niggers i mean afircan americans or black people, or any nigger lovers, i mean people that hang out with alot of niggers i mean black people

hahah... im just kiding, i dont call black people niggers, i know its not nice, and please dont banned me for my stupid joke

i hate when amateur ass bitches who dont know the unwritten rules take extra hits and just always are asking for the bowl. Also i hate when im taking hits and they start reaching out for me to give them the bowl or the joint when im not done with my hit or hits. Or they will start like tapping on your shoulder to tell u to pass.- im bound to kill someone for that shit if im not done with my hit. it pisses me off more than anything

yeah lippin pisses me off but I'll manage

bong tippin gets under my skin, especially when it happens all the time in my house

I hate people who hog blunts, or people who let it burn without hitting it or passing it

people should really learn stoner ettiquette

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Originally Posted by LightGreen

i hate when amateur ass bitches who dont know the unwritten rules take extra hits and just always are asking for the bowl. Also i hate when im taking hits and they start reaching out for me to give them the bowl or the joint when im not done with my hit or hits. Or they will start like tapping on your shoulder to tell u to pass.- im bound to kill someone for that shit if im not done with my hit. it pisses me off more than anything

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agreed. i also hate the people who get high and act so fucking stupid... and when they laugh at what they're doing (and everyone else is just looking at them like they're a total fucking idiot) it just makes it worse... or the people (doesn't just apply to weed) who take a drug (say like one T3, or one Vicodin) and they act like they're so high they can't think straight, stand straight, or keep up with what's going on around them "dude, huh? i'm so high right now... DUDE! WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M SO FUCKED UP!!! OMG I'M SO HIGH!" that type of shit....

Oh man I feel you on that one

i can't stand those people who smoke and act like its a compitition of whos the highest or some shit!!!

my biggest smoking pet peeve is when people stare at you while you take your hit, usually looking for their own pet peeves to correct you on. thats not a sarcastic comment towards you guys for sharing your pet peeves because i have others too, i just hope you arent the type of people who stare at someone for the entire duration of their hit, paranoid that they'll do something out of line.

my one friend does this annoying thing where he takes a small hit and quickly breathes in through his teeth, he does it 3-4 times and it burns down the blunt so fast. cant stand it!!

When people smoke a joint like a cigarette. Wasting my weed and shit..bastards. Then they complain that they aren't stoned. Yeah try actually inhaling a little more next time, dumbass.

also everyone make sure not to get TOO mad when someone commits one of your pet peeves. politeness will keep the high happy, and there is nothing worse than an awkward and hostile high.

there's very few things that will lead to me getting pissed AND expressing/showing it... most of the shit i just keep to myself, note it, and in the future if it keeps happening i might say something... steal my shit, break my pipe, come here just to smoke all my shit, or fuck up my high... and i'm not going to be very happy to say the least..

i agree with everything said on this thread so far.

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Originally Posted by partyguy420

do you happen to call it nigger lippin'


im sorry if any niggers i mean afircan americans or black people, or any nigger lovers, i mean people that hang out with alot of niggers i mean black people

hahah... im just kiding, i dont call black people niggers, i know its not nice, and please dont banned me for my stupid joke

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except for that, thats just kinda wierd.....

weed critics. You know, the guys who when smoking any weed that isnt theirs are always yapping about times theyve smoked before and how their weed is so much better. Shut the fuck up and leave then, damn.

i thought of something else i hate, you call up 1 friend and your like hey i only got a joint wanna go smoke hes like yeah cool then you see him walking down the street with like 3 other people and im like what the fuck i invited you not all of them.

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Originally Posted by DazedNblazed

i thought of something else i hate, you call up 1 friend and your like hey i only got a joint wanna go smoke hes like yeah cool then you see him walking down the street with like 3 other people and im like what the fuck i invited you not all of them.

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that's when you look to the other 3 people and say "what the fuck, i invited him, not all of you... wanna get high?"
them: "yeah!"
"hope you got some weed then... now goodbye."

i just cheif on that joint intill its almost down to a roach and give it to them and say smoke that.

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Originally Posted by zephyrinne

I think I want to get high with you.. lol. :rasta: I wish my friends would read that damn sentence right there... especially about cornering the bowl!

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i agree...we should have a 3 way good mannered smoking party