Stupid/embarrassing/flat out retarded shit done while high

Alright so I'm chattin' it up with my friend and we get on to talking about the stupid shit you've done while high. I'm sure there's about 448234245 posts like this but I'm lazy and bored.

I think the stupidest thing I've done was high was when I "whited" for the first time; I waswith my [ex]boyfriend at some girl's house I didn't know. I randomly got up, took off my sweatshirt, stood up, sat down on the ground then layed there for like 10 minutes. Lol, I think I must have looked like a total spaz. I drank and smoked though so I was pretty fucked.

I have a couple favorite stupid things I do. I'll take a walk with my cd player to suddenly flip out that I may have lost it somewhere, then I go waaaaaaait a second as I realize that it would be impossible if im listening to music now. Thinking I didn't put my stoge out, going back to check it incase of a fire, then realizing that it is raining hard as hell after searching through wet leaves for a minute. I would say those are both flat out retarted things to do.:stoned:

tahaha, going thru wet leaves. That's awesome.

I've lost my piece a bunch of times, as well. I just put it down and COMPLETELY forget where, then 2 minutes later find it again.

indeed many a time ive wandered a shop for a while before asking myself, what the fuck am i doing here?

One time at a rental store, me and a friend were pretty high. We stood in one spot looking for Halo 2, which there was about 25 of them sitting right in front of us. About two minutes goes by, and I hit my friends arm and declare "Ahh man! Its right there!".

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I can't think of something stupid I've done stoned, because I'm usually at school or my house. But when I used to drink and smoke I made assless chaps and wandered around a shopping mall until we got kicked out.

I've done too many things. Mostly misplacing stuff though.

My friend unfortunately let out the funniest laugh ever, and I've got it on my camera phone. Every time I listen to it it cracks me up. He agreed to let me put it on a joke website, so if enough of you petition me for it, I will stick it up. Every time I listen, or even think about it it has me on the floor crying with laughter!

Recently I put like 65 cents worth of postage on a light envelope. It felt so heavy, my husband bitched at me. I know I have done far more stupid things, but I can't remember! I do stupid shit everytime I get stoned, like driving down the wrong side of a median. (I just remembered that):stoned: :stoned: :dance: ;)

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Originally Posted by sharpestoner

^^^^ When me and 3 other mates went away on our stoners road trip, there was a time when we all started laughing about our laughs because we all have very bad laughs especially when stoned. So we were laughing about laughing and everytime someone laughed we laughed more...my lungs REALLLLLLY hurt after that:p

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Yes, me and my friend mutually agree that our laughs are funny. He mostly does it when high. When one of us starts laughing, that really is it. I've been on the ground in agony with chest pains unable to breathe because its that bad!

Tahah when I'm high I do this very airy laugh, like I don't ACTUALLY make the noise of laughing, it's more like "hahh, hahh" but like not laughter. Like laughing very quietly and since I know I do that sometimes I'll try and actually make the laughing sound but itll come out all retarded like a clown on crack or something lol.

That's it, I'm going to stick it up. But it wont let me use 3GP files and you usually need a plugin to play them. Somebody wanna help me convert it.

And yes, it is exactly like really high pitched "haa hah" cracks me up all the time, and I'm sure you will too.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Tahah when I'm high I do this very airy laugh, like I don't ACTUALLY make the noise of laughing, it's more like "hahh, hahh" but like not laughter. Like laughing very quietly and since I know I do that sometimes I'll try and actually make the laughing sound but itll come out all retarded like a clown on crack or something lol.

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Heh, exactly the same thing with me. also with my friend nick.

Stupid things when I'm high:

- walked around listening to my ipod, then thought I lost it while I'm still listening to it (as others have done here I see).

- once I was reminiscing (god damnit how do you spell that?) with a friend and said excitedly "oh! I remember.......................................... ........................... actaully no I don't". I tend to be pretty forgetfull, at least when I used to be able to get high.

- Then when I was shrooming I was with 2 friends, they were sitting side-by-side on the couch, and I say "I love you guys so much" and lie down across both their laps. then after some amount of time, I don't know, I asked "you guys, am I lying on top of you?" lol.

I made a pot of coffee today and forgot to put the coffee ground in the basket...

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Originally Posted by Skink

I made a pot of coffee today and forgot to put the coffee ground in the basket...

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haha i do that sober

My mum once put fruit juice in my tea instead of milk, and she wasn't high either!

I remember this one time I rolled a huge joint as usual, but when I was smoking it I needed the toilet. So I put it out, went to the bathroom (which is tiny) put it down, then when I went to find it I couldn't see it anywhere. i could smell it though! After 10 minutes I found it!

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

HAHAHA I think I got a good one.

So one night I staged a get togeather at my house, of course there was weed and alchohol.So After 4 beers a Hurricane and like 2 bowls it was my turn to load a bowl.Well after I was teh first person to load the first bowl I was sober when I rolled up my weed and put it in my sock.So then later on when I was plastered, I was like fffuuucckk my weeds gone! I didn't care much then.THen the next morning we wanted to have a wake and bake and I was like man I don't know WHERE the fuck I put it, people told me the night before I was even checking the fridge, haha.But the next morning I check my sock and if I could I would have kicked myself in the fucking face.

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Originally Posted by acrca

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

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I dunno man, why would they have to amputate an entire leg because of getting stabbed in the foot? and for that matter, why amputate anything? it's a stab wound!

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

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Originally Posted by acrca

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

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LMFAO i rekon thats fucking hilarious :D "did you just stab me?" LOL

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Originally Posted by acrca

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

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Most likely he lied... you wouldnt get an amputation for a stab wound...especially if its only 1 inch deep.

MEH i dont care :dance:

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Originally Posted by acrca

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

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yes! you're a liar, a dirty rotten liar!

lol, of course you're not lying man, but somebody is, because he simply wouldn't have a leg amputated for a stabwound only to the foot. besides, infection is the only reason to amputate a stab-wound.

stupidest thing i ever done was i tried to eat a onion sandwich we had nothing else in to eat and i didnt have ne cash i spent it all on weed so i couldnt even afford ne lol so this sandwich was rough neway never eat a onion sandwich

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Originally Posted by acrca

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

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Do I smell another wooman?

Sometimes I'll be smokin' up and lose my lighter, I have to get
up and look around for it for a few ...until I realize that it was in
my fucking hand the whole time.

sometimes when im really fried i'll go to pass the joint and drop it before the person can even grab it......
this one time i was high on e and i got bored so i did a diagnal braid across the back of my head and caked my hair with gel and i dont even think the braid turned out to actually be a braid... but anyway i drew marks on my face like indian war paint with a sharpie and went outside to pay the dealer for more e..... when i got outside i walked up to the car was handing him the money and then i dropped it under the car and yelled "oopsie" and fell on my ass then grabbed the money gave it to him and walked back into the house...... the second my back was turned they started chuckling then laughing hysterically.... i never go outside to pay them anymore.... im too embarrassed:P

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Originally Posted by Synthesizer Man

That's it, I'm going to stick it up. But it wont let me use 3GP files and you usually need a plugin to play them. Somebody wanna help me convert it.

And yes, it is exactly like really high pitched "haa hah" cracks me up all the time, and I'm sure you will too.

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use imtoo to convert to wmv then upload if not then upload it to putfile.com then link us too it:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by acrca

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

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This might be true!
The human body is VERY complex.

Even if the stab wound was 1 inch, it could have been 1 inch deep, and (god knows) 1mm away form a main artery??? So, if that artery bursts, shit... uuuggghhhhhhhghghghghghhhhhhh.... can't think about blood.

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Stupid stuff done while high?

I'll tell a friend's tale: We went to pump some gas and get some munchies at the gas station... we get the food, pay for the gas, my friend starts pumping the gas... gets in the car, turns it ON, and starts driving off... with the gas nozzle still in his car!

The nozzle broke, and we stopped in about 10 feet... nothing catastrophic because the gas hoses have a "break-away" coupling, for stupid people like my friend. As soon as it breaks away, it shuts-off fuel flow.

In any event, he had to pay for the coupling. ($50 I think).

Walk around my whole place looking for my keys for 5 minutes when they are in my hand.

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Originally Posted by rastabill89

Do I smell another wooman?

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no, im a dude

Um well i do a lot of embarassing things. Call it a party favor.
Once it was me and 3 friends in an apartment at night. I was tripping and high as a kite, right? Someone pours us all glasses of red wine. We toast. Then I go "We're all vampires!!!!!" Nobody laughed. In fact what followed was an akward silence.
been trying to forget that one.

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Originally Posted by Tetrahydrocannabinol

Um well i do a lot of embarassing things. Call it a party favor.
Once it was me and 3 friends in an apartment at night. I was tripping and high as a kite, right? Someone pours us all glasses of red wine. We toast. Then I go "We're all vampires!!!!!" Nobody laughed. In fact what followed was an akward silence.
been trying to forget that one.

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ahahha, I laughed to that!

I'm most infamous for my lacking memory... I could be mad at you one minute and forget about it the next and the person I'm mad is like WTF I thought you were mad at me, you jackass?! And I'll say oh... what for again? For that thing? OH YEAH!1 FUCK YOU THEN!

And also I tend to stop mid-sentence because I forget what I'm talking about...

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

I'm most infamous for my lacking memory... I could be mad at you one minute and forget about it the next and the person I'm mad is like WTF I thought you were mad at me, you jackass?! And I'll say oh... what for again? For that thing? OH YEAH!1 FUCK YOU THEN!

And also I tend to stop mid-sentence because I forget what I'm talking about...

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I do that alot too, especially when I'm ordering food at taco bell and all my friends will be behind me laughing their asses off while I stare at the person behind the till blankly.

I dropped an entire 1/8th that was sitting on my lap in the truck on the ground at a gas station, and some lady was looking at it when i came out, and I was just like "oh, whoops, i forgot that!" and picked it up.

I was so blazed:rasta:

Oh yeah, that reminds me... the stupidest thing I've ever done is... left about a twenty sack laying on a staircase in windy winter weather while I went to blaze after loading up the bowl. I never found that weed again.

i got good an toasted to go spend a tax return once an came out of toys r us with a 2 dvd set of the old school house rock sat morning cartoons

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Originally Posted by acrca

no, im a dude

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LOL no It's an inside joke, he didn't mean woman... he meant wooooooooooooooooooooo-man... He was/is a member that would just annoy everybody..... Classic Rasta

lol good one, but i dont get it

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Originally Posted by acrca

lol good one, but i dont get it

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