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has this ever happened to you.
better,when was the last time you pissed or shit yourself and
you were away from home.i havnt had any accidents in a while
but i remember one time when i was a kid i was at dennys.
i had to go but some man was taking forever.i jumped up on the sink
and pulled my pants down and shit in the sink.right when i was gonna finish
some guys walk in andd see me up on the sink shitting.fucking embarassing.
i ran back to the block and my friends mom thought i got kidnapped.
dude WTF is wrong with you?
hahahaha nice
Haha.
What time when I was 9 I was like walking, home half trotting cause Ihad to shit SO bad.Then out of fucking no where this doberman starts jetting towards me, so I just fucking book it and while I'm running I shit and it made it all the way down my pants to the ankle.It was sick.
just bored of the normal threads.
cmon dont be shy.
A friend of mine was taking a dump at McDonalds but there was no TP inthe stall so he wiped his ass with his T shirt and hung it over the stall when he left....
hahahaahaha,
when i was in preschool i pissed myself in front of the whole class
last time I shit my self..
Damn.. when I was OUT of diapers??
hmm.. I don't believe I have.. But, I bet I have.. I've just been to young to remember it:) lol
Nasty.. just nasty owl..:p:D
LOL, never, at least not since I got out of diapers. The funny thing is I really thought it might happen to me last week. A combination of spicy Thai food the night before and getting stuck in a traffic jam on the way to work resulted in a pretty dire situation for me. Luckily, I made it to a Carl's Jr. just in the nick of time.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
friendowl, you are a funny funny man and i hope you never change
those time sensitive shits can really sneak up on you.
like your pulling your pants down at the same time the shit comes flying out.
one second too late and your gonna get muddy.
i am very skilled in the art of holding it
hahahahaha
escher you can run but you cant hide.
one day your gonna have an accident
and when you do let me hear about it
I will
i've shit myself when i was in kindergarten or so....i had to walk from the bus stop to my house and i just couldnt make it....blam! all the way down to my ankles.
I had a close call when i was in grade 3 or so....realized i wouldnt make it to my house so in the middle of winter with 2 feet of snow on the ground i took a shit in my back yard....lemme tell ya that creates a lot of steam
I was on a cub scout jamboree and there was foul disgusting outhouse... I nearly puked when I opened the door to one of the outhouse's so I held it in... I tried to wander into the woods,but the scoutmaster stopped me... In the middle of the night I farted a big nasty wet one"fried donuts for dinner,BIG mistake"... I then went to the outhouse took off my underwear and threw it in the dumper... My pants were stained and wreaking,but i had to keep them on as I had no other... I had to ride home that day "80 miles" with like 6 kids in one car... No one said anything,but I knew I wreaked something awful... I will never forget this life experience,boy was I fuckin :o :o :o :o :o :o
Excluding a few close calls, I've never shit myself. Is it normal?
It would be normal if you were a alcoholic...Quote:
Originally Posted by eddievanzant
One time when i was 9, I had to take a shit except we were in the car. I told my mom, who was driving, but she said we were gonna be home in 2 mins. Well the diarrea couldnt wait 2 mins. I pulled down my pants and shat into an old McDonalds bag in the back seat. Needless to say my aim wasnt great and we had to get new floor mats.
Did you throw your underwear out???
honestly, the last time i shit my pants i think was freshman year of highschool... IT WAS BECAUSE OF A SEVERE FEVER haha seriously though, i was really really sick, it was at my house though, i was playing a game on the computer and im like oh shit i need to run to the bath room now!! didnt make it needless to say, the next minute i was in the shower
Haha this is almoast as disgusting as "Disgusting Thread."
That means Jesus loves you more, you should feel very special about that....Quote:
Originally Posted by eddievanzant
seriously, it's in the bible.
What a great thread! This one won't get deleted, IT'S FOR THE KIDS!!!
Well I might as well add my stories.
- In grade 1 we were watching Merry Poppins (or Sherry Bobbins if you preferre), and the teacher said we couldn't go to the bathroom once it starts. so I held, and held, and HELD, and finally at the end of the movie, and school day, I wet my pants and had to walk home with a soaked croch and kids laughing at me. ah the good 'ol days.
- in grade 5.... well I can't really explain this one, I have no idea why it happened. it was 20 minutes before the end of the school day and I just stood up for a second, and this gigantic solid log suddenly shoots into my pants:eek: . So while the teacher was talking I just stood there listening till the end of the day, feeling this weight in my pants, then the bell rang and I ran into the bathroom to clean up.
(and this ones actually pretty funny if you read to the end)
- when I was 10 me and my best friend, who always hung out together, both must have caught the same virus or bacteria or whatever it was, because we both got what we referred to as "molases". For a whole 2 weeks every so often some of this thick liquidy crap (sorry about the image:p ) would just suddenly seep out for no reason. the first time it happened to him, and he said "ah, it's like molases or something!". I hadn't actually heard of molases for some reason, and so I thought that was the name of thick liquid crap that comes out of your ass. Since my friend knew I was mistaken, he decided to play me and tell me that was the actual name. so one day we're in the kitchen with my mom and she's baking, and he asks her "oh, are you using molases in that?" and I was just thinking what the holy fuck is he talking about!?!?! then he starts asking questions like "how much molases do you put in?" "where do you keep it?" and my mom says "usually in jars" and I just fell to the floor laughing. she looked at me like I was crazy lol.
This thread reminds me of the ryan's steakhouse story...
http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
Enjoy :D
I've got a cousin who is 9 years old and that little bastard shits his pants like twice a day. He shits in his pants exclusivley never in the toilet. He smells like shit always. And when he walks around shit falls out of the leg of his pants because he insists on wearing boxers. I hate that kid.
When I was in the 4th grade,we were solving arithmetic on the black board... A girl named Sharon was fidgeting and raising her hand... The teacher picked her and told her to solve an equation... She went up and stood behind the piano... The teacher yelled at here and on the floor from under the piano there was a yellow river, turns out she was raising her hand to go to the bathroom...
Hahaha this is so fucking crazy.
Haha this thread is great, can say it's ever happened to me but i remember at some family party a while ago all the kids were in the pool and some 4 or 5 year old was in there and they shat themselves and then someone screamed and everyone got out of there as quick as possible!
hahaha a floating shitlog! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MullManiac
huh? no... that's just a snickers bar...
holy shit!! (pun intended)
this is by far the most amusing thread i've read in a LOOOOOOOOOONG time. congrats friendowl. hahahahahahahaha. i can't stop fucking laughing.
THIS IS GREAT!!!!
you should get a fucking award for this. :thumbsup:
matter of fact... here's your golden toilet award!! :D
happened to me a few times. it even happened to me in highschool. i tried to make it home but it was too late, i pinched a loaf in my drawers.
hahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by Das Boot
Damn, I remember when I was on holiday in Cyprus. There was this bug going around about a week into our trip, and guess who had to catch it out of our family?
Me.
I just remember waking up about about 4 in the morning, desperately needing a shit (not the normal poo that you need when you go to a foreign country, this was uber-poo). I barfed at the same time in the sink aswell. It was so fucking bad, I lost sense of time thinking I was like that for days, when in fact I was only like it for a few hours until I went down the local hospital and had to be put on a drip cos of dehydration. Anything I ate or drank just came straight back up.
I was the same afterwards (poo wise) for days. There I was, happily reading my new Harry Potter book that my sis got me for my b-day, when all of a sudden Id be running down to the apartment for a mega-dump. This was the kinda poo that when you had to go, you had to go. One second too late and I woulda shat all over the sunlounger.
Wish Id shat in the kiddy pool now when they were all in it.
my mate jumped out my other mates front doro and tried to do a big fart and shit himself by accident and had to walk home like it.
if i shat myself just outside a friends house i would at keast try to clean up a little through pure embarrasment.
another friend didnt get to the toilet in time and had to stand in the middle of burger king shitting himself.
everyone knew because u could hear him fart and goin 'eeuugh'' pushing u know urgh i dont know that guy anymore because he said he stood in the public toilets washing his trousers in the sink.........imagine walking n a public toilet and sum guy is standing there half naked scrubbing his shitty trousers in the sink......thats why i dont know him no more
i just sharted.
>.< it's a msg board so i dont' care, sides wasn't my fault.. fuckin greasy pizza they have did it... anyways.. i was at a skating rink... and i felt my stomach go 'get to the fuckin toilet now!' so i skate my ass off to the bathroom get in the stall start pulling my pants down and it all comes flying outQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
worst part about the day is two hot chicks we're right by the bathroom when i walked out (i managed to clean off what i could [i couldn't very well walk out of the place completely naked except skates on my feet]) but they smelled it looked directly at me and yea... most embarrasing day of my life...