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Well she is against me smoking so i figured I will get her really ripped so she will realize how good it is to be stoned. I'm going to bake her brownies and throw like an ounce of midgrade in them.
Will she notice that there is weed in them? Like, is there going to be green pieces inside of them? lol..
I've never made magic brownies before so any advice is welcomed.
omg u rule
That would be a fuckin' liberty mate, doing that to your old girl!
If she wanted to do it, she would. Don't be slippery, its your mother!
nah she prob wont see green bits, just mix it up real well so all the bits of bud get covered in chocolate!:dance:
hehe if she ends up totaly blazed take sum pics and post them!:D :stoned:
lol.....eating weed is (apparently) quite different to smoking it.....
...eating can be very overwhelming...so if she doesn't realise and eats alot...she may get seroiusly messed up and freak out!
but if your going to do it....gring the weed up to power so that there arn't big lumps of bud in there...lol
I wouldn't want my mum freaking out on me.....
^ If you would do that to your Old Girl, then you are all fuckin' mugs!
dude just take the weed chunks out before you bake it.
BUT DONT DO THAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
That's like fucking date rape drugging your mother or something.
COME ON that's your mother
That's depressing and disrespectful.
Wow... Humanity is shit.
well my mom is the kind of person where we really aren't on like the parent/son level. We are sort of equals/friends in a way? Am i making sense, lol. She isn't totally against weed, and we talk about it a lot, she just doesn't want me doing it 'cuz it's illegal.
I'm going to tell her i got it from a bake sale at my university, there actually is one coming up.
Maybe ill put in a half ounce.
or is this just a really bad idea? lol
Your a Fuckin' idiot for even contemplating it son! Get a grip kid, its your mother at the end of the day and it would, like I say, be a Liberty!
okay- bad idea i guess!
i'm glad i consult cannabis.com with my stoned thoughts before acting them out
haha
would she laugh about it afterwards or just kick the shit out of you?:rasta:
um..without the date or rape.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I think everyone should spike the sober zombies' food!! Besides it just weed these people are making it seem like she will go insane but what if she likes it and starts helping u grow weed? Its worth it just for the fun of it though. Rock on!! :cool:
Its still intoxicating someone, without their knowledge or permission, so fuck that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric
I personally, obviously have no problems with weed, but some do, and thats up to them.
It's sly if he does it to his mother! Friends etc is abit more acceptable, but NOT your mother!
Think about eh? ;)
i don't know, i don't think she would flip out, worse case scenario she would get kinda mad but i could just say i bought some bunk brownies from the bake sale and they must have put pestacides in them or something?
lolol
perhaps this weed has cllouded my judgement, but maybe it's a breakthrough that will lead to acceptence and a place to cultivate marijuana lol.
its kinda hard to imagine.....but put yourself in their position...
imagine this.....little bit different but (hopefully) you get the point
A smackhead son, a weed smoking dad....the dad says....skin up for us son....the smackhead son builds a spliff but secretly puts a bit of heroin in the spliff.....they smoke....the dad gets fucked up.....and gets fucking angry, freaked...."what have you done son?"!!!!....the son says "oh i just wanted you to see what its like....i thought you might like it!"
get the idea.....reading back through that....it was a weird example but.....:stoned:
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Originally Posted by hihigh
LMFAO....chances are she will have smoked before in her life.....she will know and she will say somthing like "i wasnt born yesterday"
lol pestacides in a cake....LOL :D
im all for it
heres what i recomend. Bake em. then straight up bring em to her
be like. hey, i have pot brownies.
these chaps are away with the mixer.Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Yeah, but your'e a idiot with all due respect mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by stangle12
ITS PURE BULLSHIT IF HE DOES IT, AND YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTS TELLING HIM TO DO IT, JUST MAKES IT WORSE!
F . F . S
:mad:
dont you think if your mom wanted to try pot, she would have by now? it's not cool to give someone drugs without their knowledge and permission. why waste your bud on someone who doesnt want it, anyway?
people like that will never try it on their own. theyve been programmed to think that weed is bad and until they see ads for it on tv they will continue to hold fast to their idea that weed is bad.
so, a little non voluntary enlightenment is what they need. it shows that you care for her enjoyment of life even at your own risk and cost.
Can u believe Az. compared it to giving someone herion? Seriously. Its a weed brownie man
don't do it, drugging someone without their permission is not cool especially if its your mom
I made a thread about me making brownies and wanted to "dope the family".
Well I made some brownies last night.. I would have absolutely loved to have gotten my family high. I've considered it before, but the con's majorly outweigh the pro's so I didn't bother.
I say if you're like that with her, your relationship like that, then go for it, but don't waste an ounce, just make a small batch and put like a 1/4 in it or something.
i know, thats why i said it may sound a bit weird but if you think about it....Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric
forgetting about all the addiction (heroin) and shit....more the effect it would have on a person if they wern't expecting it....
they may not know what the fuck is going on....and freak out or think they are going insane...i dont know....to her heroin and weed are both illegal....and on the same level (TO HER!!!)
it was more the point of seeing it from his parents eyes...if you knew nothing about weed except that is was illegal.....oh fuck knows....lmao....just forget it
and i was not trying to compare it to weed!!.
I thought about doing that to my mom too.
But then i said fuck it and smoked all my weed.
What the hell did YOUR parents do to you for you to believe that this is okay?? His MOTHER?? Or anyone for that matter....wow....Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric
i just strain it out in a cheese cloth then there is no weed at allQuote:
Originally Posted by highjinx
although i am totally against druging your MOTHER, christ man, if she wants to smoke then she would smoke there is no sense in druging her
dude you are my heroQuote:
Originally Posted by hihigh
I dont think she will enjoy if you lace it without her knowing. I dont know about you guys, but the few times I've eaten hash/weed I've been so baked, its unreal. My Uncle gave my grandad (who's 72) a potent space cookie and he ended up in hospital, not being able to breathe properly and feeling dizzy and sick - its not nice to force a drug upon someone ,especially as you dont know how they will react. She will end up thinking cannabis is worse than it is because she had frightening experience!
yeah..i agree with someone previous to this. i say bake a batch and tell her they have pot in them. ask her if she wants one..... who knows.
Just tell your Mom to move to Ghana, and try a brownie.
Okay i think it would be funny as shit to see my mom just baked without knowing why and freaking out but i would also feel bad as well... and i probably wouldent waste weed on that bitch
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Originally Posted by ibreakthings
lol..
anyway.. me & my mom aren't exactly friends.. so i wouldn't give a damn if she started trippin.. id probably lmao..
REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA. That's one way to freak your mom out and get yourself in a shit load of trouble. She's probably smoked before, anyway. If she isn't expecting it, she deffinetly won't like it at all. Especially if she has shit to do.
But if you do it, tell us about it and make sure not to put alot! Don't let her eat more than 1/2 gram max!!!! If she eats 2 or 3 one-gram brownies, she'll probably end up freaking out and puking and you'll end up in a police car.
Oh and sorry for the double post..but don't grind the weed up. That's nasty. Find a recipe...its really not that hard. Seriously, if you're gonna do it, at least make them taste good. Find a recipe here or @ marijuana.com or just use google. Searching is your friend.
ok guys i decided i wouldn't make the brownies
although i dont think my mom would get really mad i dont think i would want to risk the possibility of her going crazy i mean i do love her and all lol it's not like i would get personal pleasure out of her going crazy..
funny thing was i really was going to do it, thanks for all the replies guys
one time, when i was 8, my mom gave me a spinache dinner when she KNEW i wasnt pro-spinache. she lied to me and told me it was string beens or something like that. its only fair that i should do the same to her, but with weed.
well, my mom's a dead head. she would just laugh.
lol if ive learned anything from daytime TV...(which i have) its that giving a parent a weed brownie can only result in multipule humerous events and no negative consequences.
freal dude, grow some balls im with euphoric do that shit
Dudes ... I'm going to put some in my Mom's tea ... but she kinda asked me to.
Thats funny as hell, but doing that to any unsuspecting person on purpose is just fucked! Have some respect, even if your on a friend basis with your mom, she's going to rip your nuts off when she burnouts, she gave then to ya, she can take them away!