I'm not gonna bother picking this up. I'm blaming Cannabis.com.

So, I packed a bowl, a while ago, and set it aside to type. Well, a few minutes later, after lighting a cigarette, I knocked it over.

And I live on a rug.

Hahahaha.

Man thats one of the worse things ever.One time I broke up some weed for a whole joint and my mom called, and it was all on a book.So I set it down to pick up the phone and I turn around and the papers and weed are all over the carpet.

I hate it.

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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn

Hahahaha.

Man thats one of the worse things ever.One time I broke up some weed for a whole joint and my mom called, and it was all on a book.So I set it down to pick up the phone and I turn around and the papers and weed are all over the carpet.

I hate it.

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once i dropped a screw from my glasses on my carpet... thoses screws are like the size of a micron

I love finding a nug thats been sitting on my carpet for who knows how long and smoking it and getting baked. Happened twice so far.

My first time getting high i was loading another bowl and because i was laughing so hard i knocked over the pipe and the weed went all in my keyboard key's and in my carpet. It sucked, but i was high so i did'nt care. Lol...

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

So, I packed a bowl, a while ago, and set it aside to type. Well, a few minutes later, after lighting a cigarette, I knocked it over.

And I live on a rug.

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must be tough LIVING on a rug.

You wouldn't believe the pain. I have to walk all the way from the shower to my slippers and the rug gets under my toes and everything.

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

I love finding a nug thats been sitting on my carpet for who knows how long and smoking it and getting baked. Happened twice so far.

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Maybe I'll start packing nugs, instead of breaking up my bud.

My steamroller hit something on the way down and my bowl came flying out, so for five minutes after, I was fuming, on my hands and knees, looking for my bowl.

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Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd

My first time getting high i was loading another bowl and because i was laughing so hard i knocked over the pipe and the weed went all in my keyboard key's and in my carpet. It sucked, but i was high so i did'nt care. Lol...

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It was my first bowl of the day. I slept late.

Well i love it when i lose a nug when im breaking up my weed and i just think SHIT oh well i'll find it later, then a few months/weeks later i'll see it and recognize it instantly. usually happens when im dry too for some reason.

Spilt bowls are always a party foul though, if you were by yourself then you get a free shot on yourself.

I find a little nug, laying somewhere, and I'll put it on my desk in front of me. It'll sit there, forever.

One time, I was so drunk and high, so I decided I needed more!:)

It was hash, so I mixed it, when I was finnished, a windblow, blew ALL of it away..! Sucked for about two seconds, then I mixed another one, and I was alot carefuller!:p:D

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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn

Hahahaha.

Man thats one of the worse things ever.One time I broke up some weed for a whole joint and my mom called, and it was all on a book.So I set it down to pick up the phone and I turn around and the papers and weed are all over the carpet.

I hate it.

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lol, that JUST happened to me like a couple days ago. But for some reason, I wasn't really mad, I just quietly picked up every bit of weed and smoked it after.

whenever i roll a joint, i always end up dropping the roach...it pisses me off, cause i save my roaches in a little film canister

You mean, while it's lit?

Yeah I was with my boyfriend and he opened up his change dish in the center console and he was like, oh! hey! here's a nice lookin nug!

Needless to say, we had a nice time. :-)

Love- Kate

I know how it is, I bet I could get a quarter bag out of my keyboard if I shook it. heh

one time i had sweatpants on and i poured myself a nice glass of milk after lunching out on some oreos. i went to sit on the couch, sat my milk on the floor, and then my cell phone from my pocket fell out of my pocket directly into the glass of milk. completely ruined it. it sucked ass

i usually find nugs on my car floor tho which is nice. comes from all the blunt rolling thats done in there... lol

Lol, you should've said the milk spilled right on top of your fresh Herb, that you just brought home.

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

I know how it is, I bet I could get a quarter bag out of my keyboard if I shook it. heh

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How can you be sure which is Herb and which is dried-up nasal molecules that have condensed and formed into a green-looking strand?

dammmmmmmmn that would have sucked lol

no that was safely in a baggie in another room

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

How can you be sure which is Herb and which is dried-up nasal molecules that have condensed and formed into a green-looking strand?

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I can tell the difference between a booger and a bud. lol

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I can tell the difference between a booger and a bud. lol

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I just meant vapors from you breathing out your nose, that have liquified, then become solids, as those tiny little molecules of every thing your breath consisted of combined to form an organism of its own, which is a good thing because it means you're into recycling. But that's crazy.

I really hope you didn't think that I thought you'd have nasal excrement stuck in your keyboard. :smokin:

HAHAHAAHAAH this post is hillarious

The first time i smoked a bong i was outside in a mates back yard and i put my mouth on the pipe bit and accedently blow into it and the bowl went flying out and all the weed spilt onto the grass!

god, i hate it when i drop my bud! :( what's worse is when it gets lost in the carpet, and you KNOW it's still there, but you gotta vaccuum! omg that's the worst!

luckily we hadnt vaccuumed it up, a miracle, and found it a few days, maybe a week, later :)

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

You mean, while it's lit?

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noo...see, i always smoke the resinated roach after i smoked it...or the resinated pot that was too smlll to fmoke...yeah....so i drop it when im taking the roach out of my pocket, to put in a bowl of clean bud....

that shit is gay, when you drop it, just about hafe an hour ago i did the same thing, by droping it alover, only becase my firend wouldn't fucking stop poken me with this long ass 20inc ruler

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And I live on a rug.

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are u alladin :p

One time i didnt light a joint properly, and when i re-lit it, it went KAPOOM and up in a flame and i had to rush and put it under the tap :( :o
Stupid idiot that i am lol :p

I was so stoned once I picked up a spider and placed it in my bong...

uuuuuuuuurgh lol :stoned:
I bet that was creepy (crawly) lol :p

I've made a 5-fag mull before, and managed to spill the tin right after crumbling a load of hash into it, but I've only done that the once, and never again!

I hate skinning up, and just after I've got the weed laid along the skin the way I want it, someone'll walk into the room and make a breeze and the skin rolls over unless I'm quick enough to shield it.

shit man, i broke up some bud once outside my homie's apt, fukkn wind blew a gust n it landed in a pile on the ground. since i was sober for more than 10 hours that day i was like fukkit. i've inhaled worse anyway

Roberto, when I first moved to Virginia, this one guy from S.C. said I looked like I was of Middle Eastern decent, because of my dark skin, and called me "Haji" and his brother also called me "Haji", and I called his brother "Fuji" and him "Schlaji".

Coolgirl, I usually just blow it out.

Sometimes I get a sudden craving for munchies when I'm skinning up, which makes my hand shake a bit, and little bits of skunk fall out - but they never seem to land on the table - they must always fall through a wormhole into a distant galaxy, 'cause I can never find 'em...

one time i was rolling up a shwag joint...and i was thinking to myself, "i wish i had nugs for a bowl, instead of this shwag"...i was really in the mood for a bowl of nugs...but then, when i was rolling the joint, the paper flings the pot onto my bedroom floor...i dive down, searching, searching...then i found the pot, and started cleaning it up, and THEN i see a little baggy...turns out to be a dime of bomb...so now, not only do i have my shwag joint, but i have a few bowls of highs

Never happened. But a couple of weeks ago my mates was rolling a joint and sneezed in the middle of rolling the weed went everywhere.

Ha, yeah that happened to me last summer in Amsterdam. My friends and I were in a coffee shop rolling up and i was ripped, i started backrolling a joint and out of nowhere laughed through my nose, completely spraying the weed everywhere over the table and floor. Fortunately, we were in amsterdam and the wasted weed didnt mind us too much. we just rolled another!:rastasmoke:

one time. i was in my car with my friend and he had put his freshly packed bowl on the center console, but i didnt notice. Then i when to grab a lighter or something and knocked it all over the place, i felt sooo bad. But, i smoked him up, so it was cool.

Actually i ended up finding pieces, but i couldnt tell what was bud and what was just crumbs and shit, so i smoked it anyway. LOL

I used to live in a place with a carpet that was swirled shades of green. That was the worst for trying to find dropped buds.

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Originally Posted by Starchild

I was so stoned once I picked up a spider and placed it in my bong...

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Holy shit that is funny.

Ive made the cone spit out of the bong before.Also one time i accidentally knocked the button to the grinder when the lid wasn't on i spent the next half hour scraping it all up. :(

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Originally Posted by cash562

Ha, yeah that happened to me last summer in Amsterdam. My friends and I were in a coffee shop rolling up and i was ripped, i started backrolling a joint and out of nowhere laughed through my nose, completely spraying the weed everywhere over the table and floor. Fortunately, we were in amsterdam and the wasted weed didnt mind us too much. we just rolled another!:rastasmoke:

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:lol: Damn dude you're like the king of bumping old threads. But I say go for it, why not revive a topic if you've got more to say!