hey guys, im a noob, and was just wondering if i could get any pointers, ya know, on the basic crap and whatever, like how much a joint should cost, how to roll, bong and whatever you can think of. :)
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hey guys, im a noob, and was just wondering if i could get any pointers, ya know, on the basic crap and whatever, like how much a joint should cost, how to roll, bong and whatever you can think of. :)
a joint of decent shwag goes for about $2 around here...rolling only comes with lots of practice...make sure that you trust the person your buying from when you dont know that much about it...an 1/8th should weight 3.5 grams, and usually cost $20-$30 for mids. invest in a little hand scale, and learn who hooks you up fat...
cannabis sativa: HAHAHAHAHA
cannabis indica: a body fuck, fresh from the stoned
oh, and dont take the brown acid
Can I ask how old you are friend?
oh, and on pipes:
glass is the way to go (tastes better), though you shouldnt smoke glass....glass is bad...
dont smoke ice either...
make SURE you dont smoke crystal...
and whatever you do, dont smoke crank...
now, most people new to smoking just buy a little metal pipe (known as a lip-burner) and/or a onie (one-hit piece)
make sure you dont breathe back into the bong...its a mistake made by many new people to smoking (i did it myself)
now, if you really wanna have a good time, buy an ounce...it should never cost more then 110 for standard bud...
im 17
iv done it a couple of times with my friends and stuff... but id like to get some for myself
your best bet is buying an 1/8th man...its pretty much the standard for soncumers...
The devil is so lovely.
stonedpenguin you are posting random shit. its getting to me in confusion and (&) all.
Prices are different all over so thats a hard one to answer without knowing where youre at. Also, connections play a role as well. As a beginner youll likely pay top dollar in your area, especially if you appear to be unknowledgeable.
Check here for some base info to answer some of your other questions. Its a reliable source of facts that I highly recommend.
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml
Don't hold in your hits for too long, regardless of what you may have been told... I just thought I'd add that, as for a long while I had been holding in my hits for like tens seconds each like an idiot.
three four seconds tops.
yea dude, where do ya live?? someone maybe from in your state or whatever could tell you some regular prices and shit :D see down in Louisiana I can get an ounce for $50, so I might not have the info yiu want along with other people here.
And if you want info on how to roll or make bongs or whatever. just go to www.fuckinggoogleit.com LOL :D I'm just messin with ya ;) but google has the key to all answers, trust me
how do I feel?
what I say?
fuck you, it all goes away.
[QUOTE=flamingskullballs]
make SURE you dont smoke crystal...
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wait, are you talking about the crystals that come off the weed? is so what's wrong with smoking that stuff?
Just have fun.
Yeah, that as well. ^^
Don't worry about what you're doing wrong and come on a message board to ask about it. Just figure things out yourself, you're not dumb.
Depends on where you live; in NJ a g goes for up to 20 bucks for mid-grade, 5-10 schwag. In PA I know nick bags are popular (atleast where my friends live) and in SC 20 bucks can get you like an 1/8th. Glass bowls are wonderful, just find a good headshop, usually they're like 15-20 bucks. There's a certin etiquette when smoking with friends and ish but just google it or something, you'll find the unwritten rules.
CocoCola how you gonna tel this dude not to hold it in?? thats silly :confused:
btw crystal = crystal meth
Because alot of people hold it in for longer then they need to and it...Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
1: Burns weed
2: Hurts your lungs (Or at least it does mine, ironlungs!1)
and 3: It's pointless (And this is most importent.)
Hey, someone please for the love of all that is good and pure, tell me if I'm wrong.
yeah man, i meant meth...i figured that people would be able to know that, due to the fact that i mentioned 4 different names for meth...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
but hey, i really do not give a FUCK what you say...
why??? BECAUSE YOUR A CRAZY WIMPDOODLE!!!
im sorry....i did not mean that...i love you...
haha, read the unwritten rules...lol, i thought that was funny, and extremely endearingQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
how does it burn weed if your taking in the same amount of smoke your just holdin in it longer?? I hold it in until I cant anymore, TO me and my firend we seem to get alot higher when we do to. I've also got this friend who smokes weed like she does cig's andshe swears it just takes more to get her high. I say she should just hold it in longer because when she does hold it in longer she does says she higher, but doesnt like to admit it. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by CocaCola
I really think that it does matter. lol I dont know. I havent looked it up or anything
Well, if your'e smoking a joint it burns weed plus whoever you're smoking with has to wait and shit... meh, I read that it's useless to hold it in for more then 5 seconds or something. I'm not even sure now... lol, I'll go look it up.
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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
sorry for not being well educated in the almighty ways of the methhead
man fuck meth and the people who do it. I know way too many and they all steal and a fuckin crazy. I dont like meth heads or people who are on meth. That shit is too fucked up. lol I dont really hate any other drug like I do meth.
Here... a smoking... guide... if you will.
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi...ulture12.shtml
*Hangs head*
hey man...im on the side of nature on this one...methempetamine is BAD...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
i am sorry...i think i may be a bit drunk
yea meth sucks, stick to anything else :thumbsup: haha lol ;)
Don't take acid and go on a Waltzer or a rollercoaster.
Meth heads are fun though! "So I heard that police have tracking devices so small they can be fitted into anything now"
"WHAT!!1 *Grabs collar* Tell me where it is!1 *Reaches into the back of the car and pulls out a skateboard* Is it in here!? *Removes the wheels* Fucking damn cops always trying to track me!!"
*Looks and realizes that he's all by himself*
MIGGOL, I'll take your advice LOL :thumbsup: ha This one dude I use to know was at my house and was cluckin. well he kept screamin that the people behind my washer machine were going to bust him and he atually tried to get back there and then he triend to get into my washer. lol thats one of my more amuzing meth tales. I have some fuckin fucked up shit.
if you want to know smoking ettiquitte how to make homemade pipes and bongs, what to expect in a session, how to join a circle ect. then hit up
www.smokingwithstyle.com
Quote:
Originally Posted by CocaCola
I would recommend the exact opposite and encourage you to ask questions you have, especially when it comes to consuming shit without knowlege and experience, thats dangerous man.
This board is a unique environment in that we have such a diverse group of people of all ages, sexes, walks of life, experience,lifestyle .
So, young people are 'hanging out' with people their parents and grandparents age.
We get to have some priceless insight into the mentality of todays teens and have a chance to connect on a level not availlable in public, in person, in day to day life. Us folks with kids get an opportunity to hang out and talk candid with our kids friends, so to speak.
We get to look into your world, and at the same time you get to look into ours. We get to pass on our experience, what life has tought us and how we got our bumps and scars and our smiles.
We can only hope that when our kids are into the shit you guys are then we can have this same openness with them. If not, I know someone here will. Shit, when my youngest is of age of experimentation you younger guys could be the ones passing shit on to them.
I fuckin love it here for those reasons.
So ask on man. There are countless people with a wide array of answers based on their real experiences, good and bad.
Peace.
Questions about how to fucking smoke are not needed, please... anything else, of course you come here. It's what we are here for... to help. But there isn't to much to leearn about smoking your first time. You can be set up with a "smoking ettiquitte" guide and then you figure all the other stuff out yourself for the first time. It's not like anything bad can happen... I'm sick of seeing ooo how do I roll? You get papers and weed... and you try and wrap it up into a stick. It's not that fucking difficult to try yourself without asking for help. Asking how to make a bong or a pipe, that is completely different. Anything you do wrong, it can't be that fucking bad... so you learn from your mistakes insted of having someone from this site baby you.
ok heres an easy way to roll a joint.
1. brake up your bud, no sticks, no seeds, don't powderize it but brake the bud down.
2. 1st time i would go with easywider 1 1/2 big papers. take out one paper, look at it, notice the shiny strip that is the top of the paper.
3. fold from the bottom alittle less then half way, so that shiny strip is hanging out at the top (facing you).
4. fold the corners in on both sides a making a little boat. that shiny strip still at the top.
5. put in the bud, spread it out in the little boat evenly.
6. place it on a flat surface. roll from the bottom up, when you get to the top, lick that strip, make sure it sticks tight.
optional dollar bill trick
ok so you got your J, but it's loose. take out a bill, fold it it half, put the J in the middle, pinch the bill close and roll the bill between your thumbs and forefingers. the J will tighen up.
bite off an end, spark and enjoy.
Ps. i like helping people out, don't like it. FUCK OFF
Quote:
Originally Posted by brains
*I'd advised not to buy online or mail
*When buying in person exchange herb and money at the same time
* If someone smokes you up be sure to some them up
*Always have plenty of rizla!
Peace
Buddy
I think he wants you to teach him how to pee, too...Quote:
Originally Posted by dark0ne
i dont know anyone stupid enough to buy joints..Quote:
Originally Posted by brains
theres not much really that you wont learn your self.. buy some skunk off some mates and roll it up, with some tobacco is easier and i personally prefer smoking with it, and also u can practice rolling without losing any weed
price varys greatly from area to area and who u know etc.. best bet is hanging around with whoever else u know thats a stoner and get weed off them..
Some people I know refer to a "joint" as not literally a joint but enough weed for a joint. Perhaps that is what he meant?