fighting techniques Help

ok so today i have to fight someone who was talking shit about me and spreading lies like he kicked my ass when we never fought. so i was just wondering if any of you are experienced in fighting and could help me with a technique to kick his ass. im going to take a adderral before we fight. im a big person to, 210 pounds he isnt as big as me but its pretty close.i plan on using my watches as a brass knuckles on both hands but i cant use any weps other then that, other wise i would just stab him with my knife. or beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat.

50bag: What do I do to learn how to fight?

Adaisychain: What can I do to learn how to fight? Son, violence is a product of fear. Learn to truly love yourself.

50bag: Okay.

Adaisychain: Okay, get yourself up here.

50bag: Okay.

Adaisychain: All right.

step 1 kick in nuts
step 2 kick in nose
step 3 repeat
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u could get steel toe shoes and kick him in the shins

ok take this advice.
1. punch his ass in the face
2. kick em in the nuts.
3.drag his ass to the curb.
4.so his elbows and right of the cub and fuckin brake it, note stomp hard on the elbow while his arm is hangin off the curb, thatll teach em a lesson.Ps run!!!! you dont want to be in trouble for brakin his fuckin arm.

if your 210 you have the advantage here.

sounds good^ all except the kick in the balls. (there will be people watching)

50bagâ?¦ yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what, maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson . And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

whyd you take off the end part of your last post. -sighs-

i think im just paraniod cause i smoke, ill probably win. ill let you guys know if i do or not. keep giving me ideas

Well kicks are very nice if you can use them effectively. Hence my 3 years of TKD. But anyway, in the situations I've been in usually a good shot to the solar plexes if he's not expecting it will end it if you know how to channel energy behind your blows. Also Noteable targets: Nose
Jaw
Side of the Neck (never in the adam's apple unless you want to kill him)
Floating Ribs



That should do ya.

dude..i thought u were in the crips. anyway, no dont use the watch thing, get a roll of pennies or dimes to use as a fistpacker. and dude its all about confidence and experience, even if u dont have experience, if ur all confident like "YO MOTHERFUCKER U BETTER GIVE UP NOW CUZ IM GONA FUCKIN KICK UR ASS" and just walk up (fist pack in hand lol) and knock that mofo in the face, hes gona be on his ass, then from there u can do whatever u want. if i was you, id be classy, just do a hard shot to the nose or jaw, then catch him in the ribs with ur knee as hes fallin down, then back off. and if he tries to get up u can knock him again, but once hes on the ground youve basically won.

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Originally Posted by ADaisyChain

50bag… yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what, maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson . And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

whyd you take off the end part of your last post. -sighs-

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you talk alot of shit for someone from beverly hills........... anyway im not from crips but alot of friends are so ya, its a one on one fight anyway so it dont matter where im from but if it turns into him and a bunch of people against me then ill have to pull out a knife or baseball bat. i dont know,
its going to be a long day

Use the butt of your hand to uppercutt him on the bottom of his nose that'll put him down. or poke him in the eye. Fighting dirty may be being a bit cowardly but you'll win the fight.

fighting is pointless... esp over something so stupid

news flash for ya kid, people are going to be talking shit your whole life, so get used to it... your going to encounter MANY co-workers, classmates, nieghbors or whoever that you have no choice but to deal with on a daily basis, who are going to really NEED a good ass whoopin... in the real world you don't have that option, so ya gotta learn to just let it go

now about this fight.... you obviously don't have time to learn kung fu (which isn't about fighting anyway), and fighting dirty may WORK, but it's LAME. if you fight dirty and win, all you will get is MORE people talking shit because you fought dirty, and the same guy will still want to fight you, but next time he will have more people, a weapon, whatever to make up for you fighting dirty the first time... so IMO, taking unfair measure to ensure that you win now is only going to bite you in the ass later. like that KmK dude said, confidence is the prime determining factor here ;)

if you can't fight clean and win the fight, then all the shit he was talkin in the first place was true, wasn't it? :twocents:

i'd confront him about it. i mean, i would try to end it, u no. just be like, i heard were were spreadin shit. if he admits, tell him to apoligize and end it. if he lies, pop him in his nose

to late i called him and said ill be there in 10 minutes bitch and then hung up, i walked to his house waited and he came out and saw me around a corner looked all surprized and i came up on him and hit him like right next to his nose but it was on the cheek(with the watch so i know it hurt him) then he grabbed my colar of my shirt and pulled me down and was hitting my back for some reason and then some old lady saw us and he ran thinking she was going to call the police

I personally do not agree with fighting dirty. The brass knuckles should only be used if he uses something too. Besides when you go into a fight you have to ask youself some questions.

1 - Can I take this peoson or at least give him/her some damage and not get badly beaten in the process?

2 - Does this person have someone who might jump in?

3 - Do I have someone who could help me if I really need it?

4 - Is this person crazy and will he/she try to pull a knife?

5 - How bad can this backfire on me?

6 - If I do need to run, can I outrun this person?

Don't do something stupid. But if you can take him, then kick some ass Lol.

fighting only causes more fighting. "an eye for an eye makes the world go blind"

grow a brain and beat him another way.

i personaly used to be a bmf i took several stages of K-5 in the marine core if you really want to kick some ass dont talk about it,
use your elbows, forearms,and the ridge of your palm,and a good roundhouse to the head works pretty well. a kick in the knee if done right will make your opponet sick to their stomach everytime stomp their foot with all your energy and you will break everybone in their foot(using only your heel) even if you are barefooted.
you can even use your shoulders and head as weapons and if they are face to face use an uppercut(using your palm)to the chin and follw through so when the back of their
head hits the ground you still have your palm on their chin and it over but dont try this unless you feel your life is threatend ,disable your opponet on the first blow then its your choice on how far you want to take it from there

Ok for the people who says fighting isn't the answer...well your living in a dreamworld. You have people in this world who do not listen to reason. They don't give a shit about you and your peace talk. Sometimes it is better to fight someone. At least then they know you won't take no shit from them and you are willing to defend yourself. Sometimes it can cause more bad then good, but at least you tried. Now their maybe times that you can talk something out and thats the time you should. But that only works if the other person will listen.

Rule Number 1. Don't start talking
Rule Number 2. just deck him in the face
Rule Number 3. even if he does kick your ass.. at least you didn't go out a coward or walk away like some Pussies. you fought/defended your self. at least you go down with Honor

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Originally Posted by sugarmagnolia

fighting only causes more fighting. "an eye for an eye makes the world go blind"

grow a brain and beat him another way.

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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind...
But if you let an enemy off after he takes your eye, he will take the other and then YOU will be blind.


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mud, i agree to an extent

while it is true that fighting will only cause more negativity, either now or in the long run, your completely right in that sometimes you have no choice

IMO, it will always cause more bad than good, any good martial artist will tell you that violence is ALWAYS a last resort, no matter how dominant of a fighter they are.... then again there will be times when one is confronted with crazy people who won't listen to logic, or some other strange situation leaving them with no other choice but to fight

going after somebody because they were talking shit about you, 50bag, is not one of those situations

Oh yeah, I fight fair but if I get a person on the ground I'll do as much damage as humanely possible until I can get a person unconscious. Stomping, kneeing, kneel on chest and throw hooks to face, that sort of thing. The way I see it, anyone conscious is still a threat.

I took a lot of Tae Kwon Do, but I quit and all I can remember is how to throw all my weight behind a punch/kick. 230 lbs behind a kick/punch can cause some havoc on a person's chest...

hehehe ... very true that is

however, kung fu taught us that if you can close your opponents centerline, power becomes less of an issue

like the old saying 'never let your enemy get behind you' :D

also i tend to disgree on that one penguin, if someone is awake, but busted to shit, they will have fun just trying to get back up, letalone come after you again

kicking someone while thier down falls into fighting dirty in my book.. .there are many ways to keep someone down and remain dominant without causing excessive damage

When I say fight, I do mean fairly now Lol. I think if you have to fight dirty...well you shouldn't be fighting at all. Dirty fighting should ONLY be done if the other person does it first. If the other person throws dirt in your eyes, I say throw mud in their eyes, push them to the ground, and make them eat dirt.

I said beating until their unconscious. I didn't say anything about permanent damage.

If this was someone who had done a serious crime to me, I'd cripple them for life and leave them to live a shadow of a life.

I don't fight because I don't want to be fought. I only fight if my life or dignity is on the line (and if it can't be solved with words).

im gonna save myself the effort of disagreeing because we aren't talking about something serious.. we are talking about a couple of kids shit talking, a silly reason to fight in the first place :D

beating someone unconscious CAN cause permanent damage, it may be unlikely, but it can happen... so until humans evolve to have eyes capable of doing an instant MRI, im gonna continue to say there are better ways of keeping someone down

if you have dominated the fight, there is no reason to cause ANY damage that you don't have to, i would let a fight go on as long as it had to or as long as i could without doing anything drastic

the longer the fight lasts with one person dominating, the bigger the blow is to the losers ego, it is way worse to lose a fight to someone who appeared to be hardly trying, than to get the living shit kicked outta you by someone who was in a blind rage.. the ability to not lose ourselves to anger is what separates us from animals :twocents:

Hey, don't get me wrong. I'll try to reason with someone but if it comes down to it I will fight to protect myself. I won't start a fight cuz I hate fighting. The fists flying at my head and punching someone else then the people the next day asking you who won....its enough to drive yea mad. I was only in 4 fights in my life. I didn't start any of them. 3 of the fights I got jumped...so its hard to talk your way out of that Lol. and the other one he kicked me in the back FROM BEHIND o I started punching him, and I was only walking pass in the hallway...I still donno why he hit me Lol.

i hate fighting and i dont usually do it but a sure fire way to win (saved my ass probably 10 or so times) fake a left to his chest and when he goes to block punch as hard as you possibly can in the side of the jaw and he will go down for sure, i usually put a bic lighter in my hand but ive seen footage of a valve breaking in the lighter from the blow and exploding in the guys hand. then when there down if it is a seriosu matter boot him in the ribs once or twice

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Originally Posted by mightymarijuanabuds

im gonna save myself the effort of disagreeing because we aren't talking about something serious.. we are talking about a couple of kids shit talking, a silly reason to fight in the first place :D

beating someone unconscious CAN cause permanent damage, it may be unlikely, but it can happen... so until humans evolve to have eyes capable of doing an instant MRI, im gonna continue to say there are better ways of keeping someone down

if you have dominated the fight, there is no reason to cause ANY damage that you don't have to, i would let a fight go on as long as it had to or as long as i could without doing anything drastic

the longer the fight lasts with one person dominating, the bigger the blow is to the losers ego, it is way worse to lose a fight to someone who appeared to be hardly trying, than to get the living shit kicked outta you by someone who was in a blind rage.. the ability to not lose ourselves to anger is what separates us from animals :twocents:

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If you bust someone's ego, then you make them want revenge more. If you prove plain and simple to them that if they start shit with you, they're gonna get the living fuck beat out of them, then they're unlikely to do it again.

Besides, if I were going to cripple someone they'll be living a very long, hellish eyes without a voice, eyes, or ears.

everyone in here can be so damned stupid sometime (although, this statement doesn't actually apply to everyone, just most of you).

1. You're not going to learn to fight from advice over the internet. It never seems to consider that an opponent might be fighting back. Possibly with the same advice.

2. There's only one purpose to fighting. To win. Fighting is competition, not cooperation. Thus there is no such thing as dirty fighting. Stop thinking you're fighting for your honor or some abstract concept. "Dirty fighting" is employed by anyone who wants to finish a fight. Don't think that just because you choose to not use all avalible weapons, your opponent won't either. Anyone who trades blow for blow is an idiot. If you have to fight, finish it as quickly and harmlessly as you can.

3. In regards to number two above, if you're fighting, its because you haven't overcome your animalistic drive for competition. You feel threatened in some way and need to lash out violently instead of using your human understanding to find a better solution. Its sad really. The best advice you could get has already been given... use your head.

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Originally Posted by Polymirize

everyone in here can be so damned stupid sometime (although, this statement doesn't actually apply to everyone, just most of you).

1. You're not going to learn to fight from advice over the internet. It never seems to consider that an opponent might be fighting back. Possibly with the same advice.

2. There's only one purpose to fighting. To win. Fighting is competition, not cooperation. Thus there is no such thing as dirty fighting. Stop thinking you're fighting for your honor or some abstract concept. "Dirty fighting" is employed by anyone who wants to finish a fight. Don't think that just because you choose to not use all avalible weapons, your opponent won't either. Anyone who trades blow for blow is an idiot. If you have to fight, finish it as quickly and harmlessly as you can.

3. In regards to number two above, if you're fighting, its because you haven't overcome your animalistic drive for competition. You feel threatened in some way and need to lash out violently instead of using your human understanding to find a better solution. Its sad really. The best advice you could get has already been given... use your head.

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what he said. minus #3.


and that i will fight for defense and protection alone, i fight fighters only.


also... where can i get some excelent (albiet free) kung fu, tae kwan do, katare, thai chi, judo, hopkido, and etc. training in? in Oregon....

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Originally Posted by ADaisyChain

50bagâ?¦ yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what, maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson . And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

whyd you take off the end part of your last post. -sighs-

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i cant believe nobody noticed that all the stuff this guy said was from donnie darko. thats such a good movie

go for a double leg takedown,secure side control.rain a few knees down and look for a submission,mabey an armbar.could then go to mount ,ground and pound.etc...
dont u watch UFC or Pride ? :)

hmm let me ask you if you would fight someone who stole hundreds of dollars(over 500) from you, has told practically everyone you know that he beat your ass (never happened), and says that he is the only reason why anyone knows you(not true at all)? now answer that question with a simple yes or no oh and keep in mind that you were best friends with him for a few months.

if this is a playground fight its all about confidence, you gotta keep it together. if you look hard you'll see that he's shitting himself, that'll be a big confidence boost. just strut up to him and grab his head, by his ears or his throat, and nut him as HARD AS YOU CAN. its pretty easy to grab someones head, but if you dont get that chance jab/chop his neck, that'll instantly stop him, then you can go to work on him. if he throws any punches try and grab his fist, its pretty easy, then twist his hand away from him. untill it breaks/ he starts crying/ he appologises.
thats all i got.

i got into kung fu for free at my college.. only for the first semester.. after that it cost almost as much as my smokin habit at the time lol

you're gonna be very hard pressed to find any kind of instruction for free.. anywhere. just be wary of anyplace that promises you a rank or wants you to sign a contract... nobody can tell you for sure that you will be ready to rank in x amount of time, but many places will give it to you no matter how badly you suck, so long as you have paid them, it's all in the BS contract they shove at you :P


to answer that 50bag, NO

while you have a right to be pissed off about all that, if it really happened you were never friends to begin with.. kicking his ass isnt going to get your lost time spent on this asshole back, it isnt going to get you any money back, it might show a few people that he was lying about kicking your ass, but your real friends will know the truth without needing proof

karma will come back to bite him in the ass... it always does.

you can fight him over all that stupid BS, and show that you're no better than he is, or you can just tell your friends the truth, and if they don't believe it, fuck em.... a boy would rush off to fight him, a real man would chalk it up to experience, if you're secure than you don't need to prove anything. be the better man and be more careful about who you consider close friends in the future.

ohyea, and everything that poly said :D :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Joy.Discovery

if this is a playground fight its all about confidence, you gotta keep it together. if you look hard you'll see that he's shitting himself, that'll be a big confidence boost. just strut up to him and grab his head, by his ears or his throat, and nut him as HARD AS YOU CAN. its pretty easy to grab someones head, but if you dont get that chance jab/chop his neck, that'll instantly stop him, then you can go to work on him. if he throws any punches try and grab his fist, its pretty easy, then twist his hand away from him. untill it breaks/ he starts crying/ he appologises.
thats all i got.

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rofl

so it's just that easy eh?? :D