My hot ass roommate makes the fucking best stoner food in the WORLD!

I live with a friend of mine, who is exTREMEly hottT!! She is also very well-endowed so to speak (D or DD) which makes for wondeful eye candy around the apartment. Not seen her naked or even fooled around with her (yet) but its still fun living with her. And to top it all off she makes the fucking best stoner food ever. It fills all those strange insatiable cravings you sometimes never even knew you had. Like right now I am eating English Brunch (scrambled eggs, tomatoes, green stuff, ham, etc. (EDIT: OH and onions!) which might not be a big deal for you brits, but over in the states its awesome for us) and Cheese Noodle Pie (which is a fluffy bread/pie crust with macaroni noodles, melted cheese, and chef boyardee tasting spaghetti sauce. My roommate actually didn't make this, my other hotass neighbor did and gave me it because they didn't like it :D I love my apt!) which is fucking amazing. Okay, back to eating! ":cool:

Oh and the Cheese Noodle Pie has like fried beef in it too. Very tasty indeed! :D

im guessing the "green stuff" was a type of vegetable.?.

yea, but not peppers. maybe some herb like chives or oregano.

That's great, Caruso. I'm glad you're living with a hot chick.

I bet you know a lot about her. Is she seeing anyone?

Nope, wish it was me. But I doubt she'd go for that, in fact I know she wouldn't.

So, when are you gonna put her picture up?

Ha! Never.

Keeping her to yourself. Good thinking.

I'll get a picture of her for you, tomorrow. We have Geology, together.

You know it.

yeah i know how u feel, im in the same situation myself, cept its well known theres hot birds in my flat so theres a queue of about 5 guys on each of em

post a fucking pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW

please

of her

DD's

I'll think about it, but if I do do it I'm not going it stoned... just in case.

Oh fuck it, this is the only one I have.
Later.

why are signatures lame you turtle you

Wow, Okay, let it be known. Don't worry. Yeah. Not too many would... pass up the opportunity to keep her to themselves.

Oh, and I sit right next to her in Geology class.

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Nope, wish it was me. But I doubt she'd go for that, in fact I know she wouldn't.

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Why don't you have a chance? Have some confidence

nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms

cant think what else, i dont eat it much

i might have missed reading it, but have u done anything with her ? :rolleyes:

sounds like an awesome breakfast, make sure to smoke a joint before hand!

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nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms


cant think what else, i dont eat it much

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onions
round of toast
Huge mug of tea/coffee!

Peace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by somebody someone

nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms

cant think what else, i dont eat it much

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thats all well and good. But for a tasty breakfast its more like:
bacon
bacon
bacon
milk
bacon
bacon
orange juice
bacon
hash brownie
milk

mmm 500 pound stoner diet. Wish I could eat that without dying in a week lol.

ps Id hit that, and so should you. if not with your pecker, then with whatevers handy.

The bacon needs to be proper bacon not that streaky shite, you missed off black pudding, HP sauce and plenty of toast. Maybe some eggy bread as well.

i like reallllllllll foooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

like steak
and SHIT

Add chips to that breakfast =]

errr im not sure thats so common but sure u can hav chips with tht

I don't care if you think it's 'not common.' :)

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Originally Posted by somebody someone

nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms
cant think what else, i dont eat it much

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For someone who doesn't eat much, you sure have diverse taste for foods!

Fried eggs, tomatoes, and beans.

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i like reallllllllll foooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

like steak
and SHIT

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Robert's breakfast: Steak and shit.
Robert's lunch: Meatballs and turd.
Robert's dinner: Lasagna with Linguini sauce and crap.
Robert's dessert: Holy shit and Holy crap.

yeah a 20oz steak for breakfast, to hell with all that 'cereal' bollox

ah god damn, i have the flu and this topic is making me wanna go puke

what are u waitin to bang her in the ass

lol

carusa... thanks for the pic MAN... very nice.. can I come over for breakfast.... ?

Haha no problem guys. And the reason I haven't tried anything is even though she is hott 2DAMAXX! she can have a heart of ice sometimes. And I'm just not her type. It's weird, she smokes out like whenever the planets align, but she goes to sleep right after cause being high is too weird for her. And she hates guys who do drugs, which is lame. But trust me, there's much better down here in georgia, especially in my town. :D

can we get a little bit wider shot.... need to see the DD's..

thank you sir

Yes DD's

Garden Knowm, is that you in the pic??? I'll hook you up w/my sister, she's 37 and single.

wtf are chips? potato chips?

Poke-her Chips.