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am i just weird, or is there anyone else out there that has to masturbate very frequently? :confused: if i don't i can't seem to get my mind of sex, and if my mind's on sex, then i get hard. if i get hard and am trying to sleep (i sleep on my stomach) it can produce some serious un-comfort/pain.
so am i just bizarre or are there other people like me out there? :(
I used to masturbate hourly when I was 12-14. Those were the days...
On second thought...no they weren't.
Masturbating is healthy, I think.
yeah if im trying to get to sleep with the ligts off and im just laying there my mind immediantely goes straight to sex so in order to get to sleep i go get the petroleum gelly lol
Then you have to clean up, it's a waste of time.
go get laid
!!!
on a good day off my husband can do it at least 3 times a day, but then again he's been doing it for quite a while now. and don't forget us ladies. i know some chicks that can diddle themselves 5-6 times a day.
funny, i was waiting to see who was going to be the immature asshole and say something to that equivelant, and i'm married i can get laid when i want.Quote:
Originally Posted by lizka4200
yeah u dont always have that option every time you get hornyQuote:
Originally Posted by lizka4200
dude i masturbate like theres no tomorrow. the trashcan by the computer is full of dirty tissues and shit hahahah. then again, im 17. i think you should just be glad that u can perform sexually. i mean some guys cant get it up, we just get it up too often.
ok guys lemme give you a little piece of advice.......get some poon tang....and youl see how gay masterbating is............you have no intense feelings like you do when your with a female............and for yall that dont get any or havnt got any yet.......keep gettin yourself ready so yall can go as long as possibile
It depends. Sometimes I can go weeks....... okay, days without knocking one out, without little or no side-effects. Sometimes, if i've got the time, I can masturbate more than once in a night. I don't know why, because i'm always fucking horny. Even when I lived with my ex-girlfriend, and we were having all kinds of sex multiple times every night I would still masturbate occasionally. I imagine the more you have sex/masturbate, the more you need to. I dunno.
Edit: Man, there's nothing worse than turning out the light, getting in to bed, trying to get to sleep and failing because you need to knock one out. You just know it's gonna be a while before you manage to get some rest. :p
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
wow what this man said is true for any man..........were allways waiting for the day were gonna have sex.........its more then a word to us its what we live for...and the more we get of it the more the females fall in our hearts.....lol that was corny
i get laid more than the average single 16 yr old i can assure you but i still fell the need to choke my chicken regularly
make love to ur hand
u dont have to deal with it's bs and tell it it looks pretty
sex is good but theres too many strings attached
i say fuck it
later
Hahahaha. Your not serious are you? Can I quote you? The typos and everything? Maybe make a t-shirt out of it "Masterbating is gay". I've had days where I had sex 3 times, then got blown, then went home and masturbated several times. Orgasms are like weed, can't have too much of a great thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by chitownzflyest
I usually jack off in the shower...
lol i jerked off like 5 mins ago
i probably masturbate around 5-6 times daily, does that sound like alot?
if your married why dont you get you wife to fiddle with you who the fuck wanks when they are married you testosterone twat
Because as anyone who's married knows , its not on demand either (contrary to the claims by machismo soaked males ;) )
I'm in the same boat with ya :cool:
My girlfriend is in jail, so I beat off 3-4 times a day.
I usually just go about 1 time a day but if i beat off before im stoned and then i get stoned its like shit! I'm horny again. Also beating off and sex are comepleatly different to me, I can fuck my bitch til shes dry and screaming then i can go beat off right away, I hate it though sex is like one of the worst things in the world, with the wrong person at least. I'd love to bang a chick thats fucking HOT and who i actually care about, my current g/f is pretty much just there for sex now, i dont wanna see her unless i can tap it.
Pretty sick life im living but then again I smoke daily and just started smoking cigs, im going down hill! Time for an epiphany or whatever. I wanna get a nice girl that doesnt mind that im a pothead and also is very attractive and isnt such a fake ass attention whore like my curr g/f is i cant stand people who cut themself and do STUPID SHIT JUST TO FUCKING GET ATTENTION!!!!!! GRAAGAGAGGAGDGSDFG SBB H GHNJYT
Sorry I'm kinda tense can you tell?
Weirdo you and I are a rarity among males.Quote:
Originally Posted by weirdo79
I beat off twice during the day today (unusual for me, but I was bored). So tonight my friend brought over these four chicks to our apartment. Three were either fat or ugly, but one was pretty damn hot. I managed to get a hold of the hot one. We were drinking and I brought her back to my room. We just fucked (finished like half an hour ago) for about an hour, and it literally took me that long to come. I was so fucking exhausted I don't even know how I finished. Moral of the story kids: dont beat off if you have any chance of getting any!
actually it should be just opposite, you go and fuck a girl for an hour, she might consider calling you next time she's all hot, take it for a full 15 minutes and you'll probably never hear from her again, unless you initiated the contact of course.
wow u guys are freak masturbating that much. i usually masturbate 1 time each 2 days, and when i have a girl (which is the case), well its about 2x a week. (yea i cant fuck her everyday :()
im only 14 so sex is kinda out of the question. i really dont masturbate that much...anymore
No, I don't think you're weird at all. I think masturbating is healthy and natural. I do it all the time :).
1.25 times per day MAX.....
How the fuck do you masturbate .25 times. I don't care if I'm going to be late for work, or if I'm dying, or whatever, I can't stop until the job is done. I masturbate whenever I feel is necessary, which is usually one or two times a day. There's nothing wrong with it at all, it's just something to do. I mean how great is it that we're the only animal that can get themselves off. Think of what the turtles are missing!!
lol congratulations, you've been added to my growing list of favorable quote signature >.>
I'm also kind of tired of having sex with my self. I want a gf that i really like and bang and share the fun.
Uh, oh, looks like another sleepless night for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satovan
youll grow out of masturbation when girls start a comming
I masturbate at least once a day and have sex at least once a day and I am married and female. Just because you masterbate doesn't necissarily mean you aren't getting any. Sometimes the other party isn't available....
masturbation just dosent do it for me anymore
fine fine... Ill raise it. 1.75 times a day.
daZEN,
excercise dude... it works wonders... tough to start.. but after you go a few days you'll be hooked..