I wanna bang a hot milf that is in her 30s. I know of some but they are married of coarse.
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I wanna bang a hot milf that is in her 30s. I know of some but they are married of coarse.
are we talking "soccer mom" Milf or what....
Any older woman that is attractive looking. Where i live there are like 10 that i know in my neighborhood.
yeah but are they like the lady on Friday watering her grass, or are they all prim and proper, but you shes gotta nice ass and freak potential...
ha ha i dont know just a general milf. Hot moms are a turn on.
i agree. sometimes i'd rather have sex with a mom than a peer. just being able to tell their kid, "i had sex with your mom" would be priceless....jokes.
get married, have a couple of kids, Thats all the MILF youll ever need. Dont steal someone elses....They work hard to create this MILF that you talk about. We're talking years of invested time and money to form this perfectly aged woman that can cook up a pot roast when the boss comes over for dinner, and then do a strip tease to some cheesy AC/DC tunes later that night...It's a beautiful balance of class and experience...
sounds good...not ready to commit though. it's ok, theres milfs out there looking for the young meat.
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Originally Posted by muncheemama
Great answer MM !!! My wife just turned into a MILF one day. It was an unexpected metamorphisis.
I still don't get the MILF obsession.. I asked one of my friends and he said "its a guy thing"
But I still want to know, lol.
What's hot about the idea of boning someone's mom?
I wouldn't fuck a 15 year old guy with a kid, let alone a 40 year old woman with 3.
(I'm bi)
its not the fact that a milf has a kid, its just the fact that its a hot older woman.
women are like a fine wine!!!
better when matured!!!
Idk I actually know a few guys who want MILFs BECAUSE they have kids.. I don't get it lol that's sick to me idk it's ok to bone someone with a kid, but not because they have a kid
my girlfriends mom is hot... so i figured in the future i wont have to worry at all....
good for you! let us know how it goes in about 10 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by infamousg8845
Hmmm, I'm thinking of one in particular...hehe
people who have affairs with milfs deserve to be shot,if i was married and had a lovely looking milf of a wife and was happy in love and shit and some little shitbag was bangin here on the side then i wouldnt be bothered about goin to jail,id torture the two of the cunts.
watever about tellin the kids i just fucked your mother,say that to my kids and ur lifes over(i dont have kids but if i did)
excuse my ignorance but what the fuck is a MILF? I swear the language is different on either side of the pond
M- MomsQuote:
Originally Posted by firsttimefarmer
I- I'd
L- Like (to)
F- Fuck
I think it became a popular term in the US around the time that Demi Moore started dating Ashton Kutcher.
shit i heard that way back when american pie 1 came out
aND IT WAS
Mother I'd Like to Fuck
= MILF
If they've had kids, they are usually stretched out, and believe me, it's nothing to write home about. I'm happily married now, & we have no kids. But, if I were single, I wouldnâ??t mess around anymore with ones that have, had or want, kids. A nice, tight fit is best (not TOO tight, though).
You don't want to deal with their brats, either. If you're just looking for fun, you want someone with no responsibility or cares.
You're probably right, I've never seen American Pie. I really don't think it matters if it's Mother or Mom or whatever, the point is still the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by rajking86
BA, that sir is bullshit. That "stretched out" nonsense. It's a muscle, it's helps push the baby out, after the birth, the muscle goes back to normal. If what you said is true, every time you moved your muscles would start sagging. Der.
Yeah, but it's scary as hell for a guy to witness that big human head popping out...like how the heck is that ever going to be fun again?Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
Eh, but it is.
And, MJM, will you for Christ's sake go rent American Pie? It's worth it just to see Shannon Elizabeth's boobs.
1 of my friends mom's is definitly a 10/10 ..she had him when she was like 16-17 so ive been wanting to bang her since like the 5th grade ...omg shes so hot..and her daughter is hot..and 1 year younger...if i nail them both i would die a happy man
This is just my personal experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
I didn't get married till my early 40's. Before marriage, I had girlfriends ranging from their teens (when I was a teen) through (later) their mid-50's. My observations about sex with women that have had, vs. not having, children is based solely on my personal experiences - that's all. I did not have sex with any women "before and after" they had children, so I cannot compare that way. It seemed like there was a lot more room in the mothers' vaginas. My member is not small, so that isn't the reason I have this impression. Maybe its just coincidences - and I certainly don't claim it's a scientific or medical fact.
Welcome to my world ladies and gents. My fetish is older woman. It's not that the woman has had kids, in fact, she doesn't even need to have had them. I just want an older woman. Think Animal House, when otter hooks up with the Dean's wife.
never mind older women you need to get a life
That was classic. LOL The two of them fondling zucchinis (or was it cucumbers). Three's nothing wrong with liking MILFS anyhow...Quote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic
Some MILFS dig the younger guys, too...and I am not talking 13 year olds! LOL
In some off distant land, I would go snatch me a 19-20 year old, and teach him "stuff". Shit...I KNEW I shouldn't post when high,,,, :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by professer evil
Elaborate on that one.
yeah...please do elaborate. Being an "older woman" (35)...Quote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic
Curious what you find gross. Demi Moore? Madonna? Yeah, man, we are FOUL.
I don't think he's dissing MILF's, just someone wanting one maybe?
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Originally Posted by TasteTheRainbow
Honey, I'm stoned. :D I couldn't BEGIN to decipher what anyone is meaning right now!!! I wanna be a MILF, dammit. I wanna be like Stiffler's mom!!!! :p
Girl trust me, I've seen your pics and you are an honest-to-God MILF. :D
I love you girl. You need to come here to visit, and boost my self-esteem :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TasteTheRainbow
I'm not sure about younger men, maybe 5 or 6 years, but anyone younger than that and I would feel kind of weird. Even in my fantasies the men are usually much older, like the Anthony Keidis ones, and he's 44. What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea but I feel like talking about Anthony Keidis and how I want to smear ripe peaches all over him and lick them off........
IA, when the hell are you moving back to PA? I sense we can cause a lot of trouble you and I....start saving for bail!! :D
"Shut up, Anthony!!" Christ!! You wouldn't think a rock star would turn into such a big baby just because you kidnap him and tie him up in the basement. Sheesh. :rolleyes: Now he's yelling for help....AGAIN....I'd better go tighten the gag.
[QUOTE=maryjanemama]IA, when the hell are you moving back to PA? I sense we can cause a lot of trouble you and I....start saving for bail!! :D
I LOVE the idea, MJM. Workin DAMN hard to find my man a PA job. Do you camp? LOL
tell me about it, i had the "joy" of watching my son come out.....omg there is so much blood you'd think they'd bleed to death.Quote:
Originally Posted by 9ski9
I read somewhere that women do not "remember" the pain that childbirth brings - it had something to do with a chemical in their brains. I do NOT take this as fact, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Men who watch, on the other hand, have to vicariously experience this painful physical and emotional trauma without the benefit of "forgetting" the details.
I don't have kids, but if I did father one, I'd be out in the waiting room during the births like our male forefathers did. Some things are better left to the imagination. :(
Older women are beautiful lovers, Older women are beautiful freinds!
I`ve been around some, and have discovered, Older women know how to please a man. :D
according to my wife, she still remembers every bit of the pain.....but then again due to fucked up doctors that didnt' know what they were doing she was in labor for 27 hours and didn't get an epidural until close to 9 cm dialation (supposed to get it at 5 or something) that was around an extra 4 or 5 hours of excrutiating painQuote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat