Hijack this thread

So yeah. Started toking again about 10 years ago after laying off for 20+ years to complete my military career. I slowly built up to getting high every day and then pretty much all the time. Been doing that for about the last five years without any significant breaks. At first a quarter would last me 2 months or more, but lately a half lasts me a month or less.

Soooo, I decided to go on a tolerance break. It's been a little better than 2 weeks now and I miss it . . . :(

My target is to stay off it for 6 weeks. I figure that should really do the trick. I know my tolerance has already been lowered after 2 weeks, but I also want to prove to myself that I can go 6 weeks without. I've been a little surprised at how difficult it was to do this. Maybe cannabis has more of a hold on me than I thought? Got weak in the knees a few days ago and almost toked up, but I'm going to do this thing.

Side effects were negligible. For the first couple of days, I felt a little out of sorts and was pretty dang irritable. (acting like an a-hole is the way my wife put it) :D

I do find that I'm more patient and tolerant when I'm toking full-time. If I've been short or acted like an a-hole to anyone lately, I apologize.

Now, someone hijack this thread . . . :thumbsup:

help I got a plant that has leaves and it is green. Is that ok?
I put in in some dirt. and I water it sometimes alot but sometimes just a little and it is wilting kinda bad.
Should I keep on taking it out of the dirt and wacking the roots on the wall? Or should I pluck all the small leaves and just leave the big ones? It is not too big and it is under a light. I white light. Do I need to fertilize it, or does it do that itself?



...just kidding!:thumbsup:

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What's really sad is that in about five years some newb is going to resurrect this thread . . . :cool:

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Originally Posted by Al B. Fuct

1. Decide while stoned to become a weed baron
2. Plant leftover bagseeds and go looking for lights
3. Try to steal neighbor's floodlights, burn fingers, go to plan B after healing up
4. Buy incandescent halogen lights at OfficeJerks cos they look real bright and one blacklight over at the head shop cos it's purpleyness is cool as fuck and makes the Jimi Hendrix velvet poster glow something wicked
5. 4 out of 72 seeds sprout, fuckin ace!
6. All 4 get stretchy, fall over and die
7. Put the black light a little closer to cheer it up
8. Smoked the dried out seedling, gave me a headache, so I planted some more bagseeds
9. Dug out Uncle Bob's marijuana grow book from 1972, marveled at nail-thru-stem technique for improving potency
10. 9 out of 147 sprout, fuckin ace!
11. Put a pound of nails in salty water to get em good and rusty
12. All 9 get stretchy, fall over and die
13. I figured they wasn't getting enough light, so I stole granny's big ole heat lamp and a couple of headlights from some passing cars (damn they're hard to grab at stoplights)
14. Planted more seeds, put more bullshit and a couple of dead fish in soil mix this time (hey it worked for the Indians and the Pilgrims)
15. Neighbours complained about the shitty fish smell, I told them to rack off, so they called the cops, who confiscated all the 'evidence.'
16. Saw story on Fox News about wicked intarwebs sites about marijuana growing warping kids brains, figured I wasn't warped enough
17. Found pot growing website, figured I'd do a big favor for all those newbie idiots who'd never planted a seed and show em how to do it
18. Typed Uncle Bob's entire 1972 Yippie Underground growbook into the pot growing website, waited for praises to flow in
19. No one said nothing, so I typed it in again IN ALL CAPS SO THEY COULD READ IT BETTER
20. Decided I'd hang around and learn something, there's this guy who says his friend's uncle's brother in law once knew a guy who grew like POUNDAGE in an old refrigerator
21. Stole a refrigerator and put all my halogen lights in it along with a 5000 watt security light I found on top of a football stadium
22. Planted 693 more seeds in old coconut shells and put a half a box of Miracle Gro granules on each one
23. One sprouted and it screamed at me to kill it before it had to spend another second in that damn fridge
24. Gave up tryin to be a weed baron
25. Got stoned again decided to put the Arabs out of biz with a car the will run on leftover Mountain Dew
26. Broke into a vending machine and stole 900 cans of Mountain Dew
27. and so on...

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lol:D

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Originally Posted by erinshoes18

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Fucking awesome! Thread title didn't even have to be in Chinese, he just instinctively knew what to do! Proof positive that the developing world about to push out the eurocentric powers that be...

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Originally Posted by BlueBlazer

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What's really sad is that in about five years some newb is going to resurrect this thread . . . :cool:

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This site/forum used to be a real Zoo....:thumbsup: ...fun reading...:stoned:..http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...-opinions.html

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Originally Posted by BlueBlazer

So yeah. Started toking again about 10 years ago after laying off for 20+ years to complete my military career. I slowly built up to getting high every day and then pretty much all the time. Been doing that for about the last five years without any significant breaks. At first a quarter would last me 2 months or more, but lately a half lasts me a month or less.

Soooo, I decided to go on a tolerance break. It's been a little better than 2 weeks now and I miss it . . . :(

My target is to stay off it for 6 weeks. I figure that should really do the trick. I know my tolerance has already been lowered after 2 weeks, but I also want to prove to myself that I can go 6 weeks without. I've been a little surprised at how difficult it was to do this. Maybe cannabis has more of a hold on me than I thought? Got weak in the knees a few days ago and almost toked up, but I'm going to do this thing.

Side effects were negligible. For the first couple of days, I felt a little out of sorts and was pretty dang irritable. (acting like an a-hole is the way my wife put it) :D

I do find that I'm more patient and tolerant when I'm toking full-time. If I've been short or acted like an a-hole to anyone lately, I apologize.

Now, someone hijack this thread . . . :thumbsup:

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Hit the stone like you were taking a hit. Make it a pacifier!!! :lol5:

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18. Typed Uncle Bob's entire 1972 Yippie Underground growbook into the pot growing website, waited for praises to flow in

19. No one said nothing, so I typed it in again IN ALL CAPS SO THEY COULD READ IT BETTER

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:D Al is pretty f'n funny.

Wow! No wonder Abbey Hoffman didn't make any money on his book! :D

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Originally Posted by gypski

Hit the stone like you were taking a hit. Make it a pacifier!!! :lol5:

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In a couple of weeks, that stone is going to pacify me . . .

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awe I miss my Black Lab :(

i forgot to tittle the list above,

Its "how not to grow dope"

Why are mushrooms called mushrooms?
It's just two words crammed together.
When I think of a mush room many different things come to mind.......
.....like say maybe it's a training room for dog sledders.........
.....or a room you go to when you've partook too much.......
.....a house built on a boggy marsh with no floors.....
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

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Originally Posted by tikiroom

Why are mushrooms called mushrooms?
It's just two words crammed together.
When I think of a mush room many different things come to mind.......
.....like say maybe it's a training room for dog sledders.........
.....or a room you go to when you've partook too much.......
.....a house built on a boggy marsh with no floors.....
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

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When I hear the word mushroom...

I think back to when I was 6 years old...:wtf:..my daddy would spend hours in the woods; gathering mushrooms (morels?)...a whole sack full. Mom would batter-fry them and I would eat them in 2 minutes...:D...sweet like candy!

Looking back on it now...I think they liked me...:eat:

Or how about marshmellow?

Groovy fen?!? :stoned:

Green Bay Packers are going to win the Super Bowl:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Stomper420

Green Bay Packers are going to win the Super Bowl:thumbsup:

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....not according to the Book of J<>B 1.5...:stoned:

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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp

....not according to the Book of J<>B 1.5...:stoned:

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And what the heck is the book of J?:wtf:

Oakland Raiders are going to win the Super Bowl :thumbsup: ...........
.........when Al Davis dies :jointsmile:

Yea but?

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Originally Posted by tikiroom

Oakland Raiders are going to win the Super Bowl :thumbsup: ...........
.........when Al Davis dies :jointsmile:

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Can zombies die? [attachment=o263981]

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Originally Posted by BlueBlazer

Can zombies die? [attachment=o263981]

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Al Davis will go to his grave in Silver and Black with a Pirate Flag!!! :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by Stomper420

And what the heck is the book of J?:wtf:

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They been around awhile.:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by RAINHAZE

They been around awhile.:thumbsup:

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I like to Roll with the Best...:D...& free from paraphernalia laws...usually.

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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp

I like to Roll with the Best...:D...& free from paraphernalia laws...usually.

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Hey free is good! I like free. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp

I like to Roll with the Best...:D...& free from paraphernalia laws...usually.

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remember the giant bambu paper? smoked a joint rolled with one back in the old days!!! :D

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Originally Posted by gypski

remember the giant bambu paper? smoked a joint rolled with one back in the old days!!! :D

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I remember one, one time and hoped like hell it didn't have any labrador in it!
Remember the yellow and bright ass pink papers? No such thing as "incognito" back then.:rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by RAINHAZE

I remember one, one time and hoped like hell it didn't have any labrador in it!
Remember the yellow and bright ass pink papers? No such thing as "incognito" back then.:rastasmoke:

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Yeah, and you could get flag papers too!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol5:

I kinda "vaguely" remember connecting a big bowl to a gasmask once or twice.. we would go thru a whole oz in no time!:stoned:

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Originally Posted by RAINHAZE

I kinda "vaguely" remember connecting a big bowl to a gasmask once or twice.. we would go thru a whole oz in no time!:stoned:

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We used a garbage bag, the old big ones, hole in a corner, and load one of the old wooden tobacco pipes and stick it in the hole. Two people would get inside the bag and then it would get shotgunned until you couldn't take it any more!!! My ex-wife, god rest her soul, died of breast cancer, passed out while under going the torture test!! :pimp:

Once upon a time when I was at duck camp, wading around in ice water setting duck decoys, I looked down and my eyes came to rest on an Oyster...a really big Oyster....now this was no ordinary oyster...it spoke to me! It said, "Eat me!". Now I am not fond of raw oysters and replied, "I think not!", and shot it the finger. This friggin Oyster got all upset and started screaming obscenities at me..."G'DAMMIT, I SEZ EAT ME MF'r!!!"...I coolly said, "No fuckin' way, Jack!"....and that was the end of our conversation. I went back to the blind and told my huntin buddy what had just happened and he said, "Where is that MF'r?"...so I showed him and he picked it up, broke it open with the butt of his shotgun and ate it. There is no known moral to this story, except if you are a big Oyster, keep your mouth shut. Or don't smoke the good stuff when hunting.:D

Awhile back I was chillin' at the homestead and there was a knock at the door.
I get up to see who's there, but there is nobody in sight.
Just when I sit back down there's a knock at the door again.
I get back up, open the door, and once again nobody is there..????
So I'm looking all around to see who's messing with me and can't see anybody.
I finally look down and notice a snail at my doorstep.
In my aggravated mood I pick it up and throw him as far as I could.
About a week later, once again just chillin' at home, there is a knock at the door.
Open the door and nobody is there.
I look down and there is that exact same snail from a week ago.
He looks up at me and says ............. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!?

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Originally Posted by gypski

remember the giant bambu paper? smoked a joint rolled with one back in the old days!!! :D

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Thai weed 'shermans' rolled by the best taxi drivers in 'nam...:thumbsup:..10 for $5

my hands were too shaky to roll & I needed some nerve medic...:smokin:

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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp

Thai weed 'shermans' rolled by the best taxi drivers in 'nam...:thumbsup:..10 for $5

my hands were too shaky to roll & I needed some nerve medic...:smokin:

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Did you ever get Park Lanes? I did manage to toke a couple of OJs in Ok. :S2:

What the hell? Can't you guys take anything seriously?!?




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Has it been 5 years yet?

Sure feels like it . . . ;)



Soon, oh soon the light
Pass within and sooth this endless night
We're waiting for you
Our reason to be here


Then I go dot, dot, dot . . . like in poetry. :D

if i was to change the way i walk i.e start walking backwards would my body parts change there ways.

i wish id of invented the ant farm




king kong aint got shit on me!

I agree! :thumbsup:


:smokin:

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Originally Posted by RAINHAZE

help I got a plant that has leaves and it is green. Is that ok?
I put in in some dirt. and I water it sometimes alot but sometimes just a little and it is wilting kinda bad.
Should I keep on taking it out of the dirt and wacking the roots on the wall? Or should I pluck all the small leaves and just leave the big ones? It is not too big and it is under a light. I white light. Do I need to fertilize it, or does it do that itself?...just kidding!:thumbsup:

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O M G I am so laughing my ass off at your post! I almost didn't recognize you from your new forum pic; but once I started reading it I knew it was you.

Just too damn funny! I literally spewed water I was drinking on my laptop. That'll teach me to take a sip of anything while reading this forum! :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by gypski

Yeah, and you could get flag papers too!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol5:

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Okay, who got desperate and made a pipe out of an apple or similar item? How about making a super thick tinfoil pipe?
Rolled a joint using paper that wasn't deemed "normal"?

I know you're out there ... show yourselves! :stoned: