You know you're a grower when..

Didn't find a "You know you're a grower when.." Thread! So starting one right now!




You know you're a grower when:


- Every time you're in your local hardware shop, all you think about is how to improve your grow room

- The only thing you think about when u see flowers or even grass is your own!

- The only thing your using ur internet for is porn, cannabis forums and ... erm...

- If your plant is sick, you are sick.

- When you walk around in the streets and see an orange light all you can think of is what type of bulb that is (and if you have any use for it lol)

- When you have to leave work early because you got a bad feeling about the temperature in your room

- When all your other plants in your house have died because you have neglected them.. even the cactus

- When the cat all of sudden is "NOT ALLOWED IN THERE!!" anymore

- When you go to bed at 03.00 at night because you spent the last 4-5 hours googling and searching in forums to check if anyone else has had that weird yellow spot on their leaf




Anyone else got some?

When you spend more time with your plants then you do, wife and children:thumbsup:

You look at 10 foot bushs/shrubs and wonder if that new strain could grow that large.

Everything smells like weed, includidng your wifes new perfume:D

when u smoke a blunt under ur blanket cus u grow in ur room and you love your "baby" :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Stomper420

When you spend more time with your plants then you do, wife and children:thumbsup:

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LoL! hehehehe so true ^_^

when your collection of different shaped and sized plant potters out weighs your DVD collection

lol not mine but had to put it out here ^_^

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Originally Posted by jebus89

Didn't find a "You know you're a grower when.." Thread! So starting one right now!




You know you're a grower when:


- Every time you're in your local hardware shop, all you think about is how to improve your grow room

- The only thing you think about when u see flowers or even grass is your own!

- The only thing your using ur internet for is porn, cannabis forums and ... erm...

- If your plant is sick, you are sick.

- When you walk around in the streets and see an orange light all you can think of is what type of bulb that is (and if you have any use for it lol)

- When you have to leave work early because you got a bad feeling about the temperature in your room

- When all your other plants in your house have died because you have neglected them.. even the cactus

- When the cat all of sudden is "NOT ALLOWED IN THERE!!" anymore

- When you go to bed at 03.00 at night because you spent the last 4-5 hours googling and searching in forums to check if anyone else has had that weird yellow spot on their leaf




Anyone else got some?

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hahahahaha everything there is so true, couldn't of said it better myself.

Your bummed in the fall because bud mold or bandits got to your grow. :(

Got the mold but not the bandits yet. Headin' them off. But, I'm still just a small time med grower and hash maker. No claim to fame here, just self satisfaction up to now. :D

1) You are braging about your girls...but not refering to your children.

2)The first thing you look at when you turn your computer is the local weather.

3) You always carry a pair of clippers in your pocket.

4) Your new favorite place to smoke a joint is under your biggest tree.

5) Your inside dogs go outside for two months and don't make a fuss.

6) You sleep outside with a shotgun. And you like it more than sleeping with the ball and chain.

7) Your house looks like this;

you consider a Quarter Pound as "running low" on weed.

You check your grow room before you say hi to your wife:) every afternoon when you get home.

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Originally Posted by drudown11

you consider a Quarter Pound as "running low" on weed.

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Ahahhaa, so true anymore

when you have leaves stems buds and joint and blunt roaches here there and everywhere.......BUT.........NO SEEDS

your ash tray on that "coffee table" has stems and blunt roaches but no cigarette butts.

:D:hippy::jointsmile::rasta::pimp::smokin:

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Originally Posted by G13budsmoker

your ash tray on that "coffee table" has stems and blunt roaches but no cigarette butts.

:D:hippy::jointsmile::rasta::pimp::smokin:

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haha and you never smoke them. You have better shit to smoke than that.

when you reach the point of saturation

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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp

when you reach the point of saturation

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Holy shit bro!!!:eek::4:

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Originally Posted by weeddaddy50

You check your grow room before you say hi to your wife:) every afternoon when you get home.

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LMFAO

When I read this to my wife she said "Well... If I didn't meet you at the door..."

You know youre a grower when you cannot, in any possible way, sleep over at your girlfriends house tonight "because... erhm... yea so... cya tomorrow, love ya!"

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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp

when you reach the point of saturation

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:food10: holy shite! now that's what I call being well prepared. :smokin:

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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp

when you reach the point of saturation

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thats a beautiful point to reach! hhahaha

...You can't walk past the housewares/hardware section of W4LLM4RT without going past the Rubberma!d tubs, thinking "Hmmm... I wonder how many plants I could DWC/Aero/E&F in that..."

Looking at lightbulbs in both real life brick-and-mortar stores and on the web, replaces looking at porn... and looking at actual buds, or buds forming, or pictures of budlets actually makes ya horny...

When shopping for a place to live, your main focus as to the amenities of the place is how many amps of electricity are coming into the main box...

Going to the hydro store feels like going to the candy store when you were a kid...

You can't look at a closet at a friend's house without thinking about how many watts of whatever light turns you on you could cram in there...

...aaaand, my personal favourite...

...you carry pictures of your 'little girls' around in your wallet or cellphone to both excite and bore the people around you :)

Peace :)

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Originally Posted by CovertCarpenter

Going to the hydro store feels like going to the candy store when you were a kid...

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I went to my first hydro store yesterday. It was awesome...

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Originally Posted by sleeperls93

Holy shit bro!!!:eek::4:

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What ^^^he^^^ said!!! :thumbsup:

....when your friends think your crazy for flicking roaches away instead of saving them.
....when your friend asks you if he can have your bong water.
....when your buddy brings a baby food jar to take your roaches home after the smoke session.


almost forgot...

...when your friends have a look of shock when you tell them you dont scrape your pipes and that you clean them out every few days. Then try to convince you that you are throwing away the best part... GROSS :stoned:

oh man, i got up this morning.and read your post about when you know your a grower.i laughed until tears came to my eyes.i thank you sir.my dog couldnt figure what was going on.

stop by Target on the way home from friday night dinner and you are buying popsickle sticks to use in your clone cups for marking the strains.

You know when your a grower when you buy a 200,000 house just for the closets and extra bedrooms!

when christmas comes more then 1 time a year!

When you show back home and you find cop cars in your driveway!! :D

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Originally Posted by gypski

When you show back home and you find cop cars in your driveway!! :D

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lmao that is funny.

-when your wife gives up her 6' x 12' x 9' walk-in closet.

-when you've got your wife stopping by the hydro store for you.

-the grow store catalog stays bedside

-when you are able to help others out with spare equipment/genetics.

-when you become real-life friends with peeps you met on the forums.


that's all i can think of now. i know there are plenty more though.

and yes, i do have an AMAZING wife!


-shake

- The First thing you do when you wake up is check on your plants.
- You assume the ONLY reason one would buy hydro gear is to grow weed.
- You can't remember what it's like to run out of weed.

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Originally Posted by GetThisOrDie

....when your friends think your crazy for flicking roaches away instead of saving them.
....when your friend asks you if he can have your bong water.
....when your buddy brings a baby food jar to take your roaches home after the smoke session.


almost forgot...

...when your friends have a look of shock when you tell them you dont scrape your pipes and that you clean them out every few days. Then try to convince you that you are throwing away the best part... GROSS :stoned:

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So true, my friends have never got why i dont like resin, so i let them clean my pipes, whatever makes them happy, they get some resin, and i get a clean pipe lol :jointsmile:
MeDiCaTeD

When you go to the gym after visiting the back yard fan leaves fall out of the pockets of your shorts while fishing out the ipod. ( I had a bunch of huge God Bud fan leaves lying next to the mat as fellow patrons wandered by, I got a lot of strange looks. )

All your regulars pants pockets have fans leaves washed and dried from the washing machine/dryer.

Nugs get stuck to your socks and you don't know where they came from.

You can't go outside without checking for trimmings on the front of your shirt.

You dog has a bud hanging from it's tail.

You dog is wobbly most of the month.

Your cat has trimmings on it.

Your cat likes to ambush birds amonst your ladies in the garden.

You can hide from your wife in plain sight behind your ladies.

lololol im really laughing out loud!!

so many good entries here!!!

You know youre a grower when your girlfriend lets u watch females all day and night long, while commenting more on how beatiful they are then she

When you're on a first name basis with the clerks at the hydro store

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Originally Posted by Sinsemilla Jones

:D

...The new glass pieces you're all excited about aren't glass pipes, but glass air stones...

...Plastic storage containers just don't look right without round holes in the lids....

...You make threads dedicated to naming alcoholic drinks after grow topics...

...You're more obsessed with the sex of your "babies" than Chinese parents...

...Cloning doesn't make you think of sheep or test tubes...


:p

:rasta::stoned::smokin::pimp:

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lol just had to bring this to the floor ^_^

when your driving around and cant help but look at the woods for a nice clearing!

When your triing to figure out how to convert your camping tent into a grow room:wtf:

When you wake up in the middle of the night and all you see is light:wtf:

When you spend half your internet time @ Canna.com:D

Im thru, this stuff is worse then my fishing addiction, sheet...I dont even wanna go fishing any more. Might miss something:smokin: