Introduce yourself in your native slang

Ok, I'll go first :p

Yer wan in de picture is a wojus head-the-ball, who's regularly outta her bickie but never paralytic from de gargle. She's a bit of a bowsie and likes to go on de doss. When's she's not up to ninety with that she like to do a little nixer, like this. Her english is gank, which makes her de deadly choice to give dis a lash.

Considered by many to be an authority on Irish slang ( ;) ) ever since she was a little gurrier. She can accurately differentiate between a scanger, a scrubber and a slapper. She's been around for donkey's and is believed by her close associates to be a bit of a mentaller :D

btw no translations please :cool:

OK, who's next? :)

nb. changed my mind about the pic :o

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Ik me Rajking86 la la do slallikaittferdanjittakamanskeetskeet.

Myttin da lulu, Apsinthion ov.

Howdy Y'all !


Have a Good One !

What's up my homie G cracker dawg

I usualy get an odd look for saying that one

Guh... hello.

good evening young chaps. i just took a stroll to the parler and a jolly good puff on the old corn pipe. chip chip cherrio

um....get me a bag dude

hallo ich bin Molerat. vo bist du?

Whats goin' on quiffy! :P

Where the figawi?

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Originally Posted by molerat

hallo ich bin Molerat. vo bist du?

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My moms full german, lol. Ich bin in Maine. I can speak the language just cant type it worth a shit. I visit Neu Ulm in the summers.

'Ey, wassup? Iss cold up 'ere in the moun'ns, eh?

I grew up close to the Canadian border (Québec specifically) so my English is closer to Canadian than American. And you can always tell somebody is from my mountains by the way they say the word "mountain". The "oun" just becomes a nasal "ou" sound, and the "tai" is just a catch of the breath like the hyphen in the word "uh-oh". Same with the word "something": sum'm.

Hello, My name is Sam. It's a pleasure to meat you!

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

Hello, My name is Sam. It's a pleasure to meat you!

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HAHA I spelled meet wrong

Whats up wit cha boy..

shiiiiiit, Im just chillin at da crib right now. Hopin to find some of dem budz soon. Cause Im laxed as hell waitin on ya boy, Now, holla at me later and I'll be blunted. Itsa bet shawty.

ayyo sup foo im TeK89 E781 wit the BRI you?

Wuddup mayne keepin it gangsta here ya herd lookin ta score sum fat stacks down by the block its gon be off da chain fo sheezy.........holla atcha boy

alrite mucker, 'bout ye? any craic wit yeh the day? headin down the conny's fer 2 gub a couple E's an neck a bo'l bucky? then pop doun fer a ruby an start on sum huppie fer slabberin bout yer ma. fuckin rite we'll do the wee ballix's knees in.

try an suss that one

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Originally Posted by knuckles fearon

alrite mucker, 'bout ye? any craic wit yeh the day? headin down the conny's fer 2 gub a couple E's an neck a bo'l bucky? then pop doun fer a ruby an start on sum huppie fer slabberin bout yer ma. fuckin rite we'll do the wee ballix's knees in.

try an suss that one

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Bout ye knuckles :p
keep er lit ye header da was gilt edge~lol~
sin e :)

Lulu x :D

Yo.

Ey' guys. Whutchoo doin'? Wanna roll one up?

Q-vo ese quieres fumar un toque lleno de mota?

Hello everyone I hope your having a lovlely evening.

BITCH! WHY HAVENT YOU MADE MY BREAKFAST YET??? *SLAP SLAP SLAP*

howdy

lick my wang and pack me a bowl

later

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Originally Posted by Creeper

My moms full german, lol. Ich bin in Maine. I can speak the language just cant type it worth a shit. I visit Neu Ulm in the summers.

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my sisters living in germany and i speak it and all i have to say is that germany is BADASS

beer to anyone who looks over 12 and fucking schnitzel

lulu-aye, spoofin bout the huppies-im one meself. yeh hail from belfast/roi?

my penis is 13 inches





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Yo Joey how you doin??

Hey Paulie how you doin...

Hey awright Frankie How you doin??

im a brown person (puerto rican) so i talk between regular, 'street' and have a small massachusettes accent (dont pronounce my r's normal).

whats up g, what you been up to nigga, i just got this new caa(car) and its 'eally(really) nice

I don't think there is any slang worth noting here...EXCEPT maybe;

In Ontario when we flip someone off we'd say "I gave them the finger", in BC they say "I fingered them". This caused much confusion when I first came out here :D.

"My brother just double-fingered me."

:eek: <---My expression.

^ ROFL LMFAO LOL

holy shizzit

im from ontario man and all we say down he is we gave em the finger or flipped them off. but fingered...lmao o my

later

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Originally Posted by juggalo420

im a brown person (puerto rican) so i talk between regular, 'street' and have a small massachusettes accent (dont pronounce my r's normal).

whats up g, what you been up to nigga, i just got this new caa(car) and its 'eally(really) nice

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I never heard of someone with a Boston accent not pronouncing their "rs" at the beginning of the word.

A Bostonian would say "Let's go to the Boston Gahden."

But they would also say "Fuck Alex Rodriguez." They still say the R sound at beginning of words.

You would never hear "Fuck 'Andy Johnson" or "my cah is 'eally nice"

I think you just made that up.

^i also think i fucked up explaining it, i was trippin, dxm really fucks my thinking up

AHHHHH would u please shut up i cant do it AHHHHHHH

Wanna Play walking talking genital warts?

heres my day to day hello to lots of people oh fuck sake stop trin to mug me u idiot (the sound of my foot steps runig away)

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

I never heard of someone with a Boston accent not pronouncing their "rs" at the beginning of the word.

A Bostonian would say "Let's go to the Boston Gahden."

But they would also say "Fuck Alex Rodriguez." They still say the R sound at beginning of words.

You would never hear "Fuck 'Andy Johnson" or "my cah is 'eally nice"

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Yes, you are correct. Those dialects of English which don't pronounce all their R's only omit the R if the R doesn't come before a vowel sound (like it always does at the beginning of a word), so "law" and "lore" sound the same, as do "calmer" and "karma". And sometimes they'll reverse the process: since they can't tell the difference between "law" and "lore", some of them will insert an R-sound to either word if the next word starts in a vowel and say things like "lore and order" or "Chiner and Japan", which sound funny to those of us who pronounce an R every time we see one (and in the word "colonel" which should have an R but doesn't due to a freak linguistic accident).