what is your oddest encounter while high?

When I was 16ish, 2 friends and I went up a canyon to smoke. We got to the trailhead parking lot and while unloading our bong, a stanger on a 10 speed said, hey can i hit that. We all looked around and said hit what? I mean the guy was around 50, so we figured what the hell, and we said sure. So we hike up about 1mile and started smoking. Shortly after we started, he asked us if he could paint a picture of us. Shocked and confused we said why not.

He grabbed his old backpack and grabbed some water paint, small cup and water and went to town. We smoked for about 30 minutes,
he painted all 3 of us in a circle chillin. And i must say it was a HELL of a picture.

We finshed up, said thanks and the dude biked off into the sunset.


couple hrs after, we all stopped and asked ourselfs, did that really just happen?
Wish i still had the painting..:joint1:

That's fucking awesome. What happened to the painting though? Did you guys cut it up for a roach? Hahaha j/k. But yeah that is awesome.

Are you really telling me that you're a bunch of boring smokers?

There has to be some good stories to hear..

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Originally Posted by fmacanthaya

That's fucking awesome. What happened to the painting though? Did you guys cut it up for a roach? Hahaha j/k. But yeah that is awesome.

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Wish i knew, it was a good 12 years ago, but I'll never forget that night with my friends..

those were the days...

i want to hear from this morning crew

i guess weird shit happens alot on trail
i was hiking to a waterfall near the beach
on a rainy winter morning.no one was out
it was great to have it all to myself
i made it to the waterfall took some pictures
and smoked my bowl. as i did i seen the trees
move and i could hear twigs breaking [steps]
i got tense and gripped my firearm
i thought it was a mountain lion
it was a man.a homeless man with a beard
and bright blue eyes. he asked me if i seen any rangers around
they always give him a hard time cause he aint supposed to be there
after the all clear was given he invited me to his camp
about a 1/4 mile from teh falls this man lived in a lil cave
he had a lil stove and a sleeping bag and his bike and a radio
he had food and water and alcohol and was just wanting to talk
i offered him a smoke but he didnt like weed. i blazed it though
and he drank his stuff.we talked about alot of things.
he told me stories of the indians who used to live there back in the days
we talked about life and love and friends and enemies
as alone as this man was and even though society treats him like an outcast
i got a sense that this man was happy and at peace
after some time i had to go and he walked be back to the falls and we shook hands

i left that day feeling good and kind of sad.

thats cool.

i do feel for people going through rough times, bums me out too.

One night a friend and I were up all night tripp'n on some Ac*d and it was the end of a long night and we were hanging outside. It was about 4:30ish AM.
We noticed a pair of lights coming right at us from down the street.
It came to a quick stop about 3 houses from us and the door flew open and 3 bodies came running.

I thought OH SHIT its the cops and its just like in the movies.

My heart went from 80 beats to 400. All we could do was stand like a deer in headlights. and about 20 ft before 2 of them got to us.

They become clear to see, because the headlights made the appear
to be black figures.

Its was the DAMN newspaper kids and there parent driving them around..

Still makes me laugh today.!

Yeah, where is the painting? would be good to see it...

I was toking a joint in the middle of the night with a pal about 2 months ago in their back yard. I looked to the sky, which was clear and starry, when I saw something that looked like a star traveling at high speed across the sky. Along its trajectory (maybe wrong word) it got really really bright and glowed as though it was burning up, whatever it was. Then it started to dim and faded as though it left the earths' atmosphere. Me and my pal watched it and were confused as to what the hell it was. We had both talked about UFOs and Intelligence on numerous occasions prior to seeing what we saw. It was an interesting moment. My pal doesn't smoke bud so were weren't both intoxicated to the same degree. hmmmmm.. Odd?

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Originally Posted by illnillinois

One night a friend and I were up all night tripp'n on some Ac*d and it was the end of a long night and we were hanging outside. It was about 4:30ish AM.
We noticed a pair of lights coming right at us from down the street.
It came to a quick stop about 3 houses from us and the door flew open and 3 bodies came running.

I thought OH SHIT its the cops and its just like in the movies.

My heart went from 80 beats to 400. All we could do was stand like a deer in headlights. and about 20 ft before 2 of them got to us.

They become clear to see, because the headlights made the appear
to be black figures.

Its was the DAMN newspaper kids and there parent driving them around..

Still makes me laugh today.!

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You should do stand-up smoking a joint... mad me laugh, thought the ending would have been a little different to that lol

A couple years my parents went to Vermont for the weekend, got sooo high i didnt know what was going on, parents forgot glasses and money drove back. Barely got away with that one, then saw my neighbors having sex in the backyard stared for a good 20 minutes until she saw me and screamed.;)

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Originally Posted by pbkid949

A couple years my parents went to Vermont for the weekend, got sooo high i didnt know what was going on, parents forgot glasses and money drove back. Barely got away with that one, then saw my neighbors having sex in the backyard stared for a good 20 minutes until she saw me and screamed.;)

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thats classic.

I could share a few more if you guys and gals dont think im pushing the thread to much..

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Originally Posted by illnillinois

I could share a few more if you guys and gals dont think im pushing the thread to much..

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Meh. Go for it.

dude i love stories:rastasmoke:

:thumbsup: go for it illnillnois:D

Three friends and I went up in the hills to go smoke our fresh rolled
chap sticker. A chap sticker is when you wrap a chap stick tube with a paper, then stuff it full.
Anyways, we were driving down a narrow canal road. We sparked the hooter up and then noticed a nose of a white bronco poking its nose around a corner pretty far up the trail. The friend that was driving said, SHIT a cop.. We all said what in the hell are you talking about
The bronco backed up almost as fast as we saw it, but he got a glimpse of the EX on the plate, which is EXEMPT and only state autos have that.
So he puts it into reverse and starts going pretty quick. It was a bit past dusk, and we all in shock when the bronco started after us with lights going. I tossed the hooter out the window.
He stopped us and the car was still smoking. He went ape shit and pulled everyone out and searched us all. He demanded "WHERES the weed" we all looked at each other and replied what
weed?
He spent like 25 minutes searching the car and found nothing, came back and searched us again, and went back and researched the car. After failing to find anything. He issued the driver a ticket for trespassing and told us to get the hell out here.

I went back to the spot by myself to look for the joint. To my amazement I actually found it perched on top of a bush, not more then 10 feet from where we were stopped.
I felt like a damn kid in a toy store. I was soo happy. As much as I dont want to admit, i think i had a little skip to my step as i strutted down the road..
Went home and blazed it up by myself.. never feeling so satisfied.. :dance:

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I feel bad Illinois, this is such a cool thread, and I'm not even high yet...

SO one night after work, me and a buddy decide to go out to a show at this small hippie club. My bro hasn't ever really smoked weed before, so I already felt a bit weird, but it was pretty chill. Well he was getting a little freaked out after smoking and he didn't like the concert, so we left early.

Now these were the days when I was a fucking stupid kid, driving around with a glass water pipe set and a glass pipe and prolly a quarter of erb left.

So we get 2 blocks from his house, Jah only knows how we made it back, we were both gone... it's 3am, I can barely drive, almost hit someone's mailbox....

then we see the blue light... picture this:

I shove a quarter of weed in my mouth really quick, but am too high to chew it all up fast enough and theres nothing to drink. A cloud of smoke comes pouring out the window when I roll it down to talk to the cop, theres 2 large empty pizza boxes, crust on the seats and shit, a ghetto bong on the floor in plain view, my buddy has a pipe on his lap, my car has a bunch of hippie/anti-authority bumper stickers on it... REEEKS of weed, it was just a very very BAD scene. Both of us have bloodshot eyes, we're nervous and showing it. The cop asks where we were going (we are in the middle of a neighborhood) and while still chewing a gigantic cud of weed right in front of him, I respond "um, we were looking for I-95 officer" After all of this.... I swear, the cop looks at me and says"

"Have you boys been DRINKING tonight?" I said no, we had not been drinking. He proceeded to give me a 30 minute lecture about why drinking and driving is bad. "Who gets hurt, boy? Who gets hurt when ya drink n drive, boy?" Then he told us to go home. Wtf lol. I was like is this a joke or is this southern cop really this dense?

peace

One time I was high and I went to Walmart for some munchies. One of the door greeters was in a orange fishing hat, crazy hawaian shirt, a vest, and flood pants. He greeted me and I said thanks and I continued on my way...or I tried to. He asked me to stop and ASKED FOR A FREAKING HUG. And of course my friends pushed me over and I gave this old man a hug.

It was weird and creepy at the same time. And my friends suck.

Earlier this year me and my buddy smoked a joint on the way over to this party. As we are walking up the steps (in a college dorm) to like the fourth floor a midget jumps down the stairs screaming. We looked at each other and were just like WTF!?! I wasn't sure if it was real, later on we learn the midget goes to our school and is actually an asshole(?)

the craziest encounter i had was the first time i got drunk and stoned when i was about 16-17 and some random girl me and my friends knew just shows up haha, and FYI we were def. NOT driving well drunk thats just stupid tho the girl that came over wasnt drunk so she drove home after we smoked her weed hahaha

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Originally Posted by illnillinois

Three friends and I went up in the hills to go smoke our fresh rolled
chap sticker. A chap sticker is when you wrap a chap stick tube with a paper, then stuff it full.
Anyways, we were driving down a narrow canal road. We sparked the hooter up and then noticed a nose of a white bronco poking its nose around a corner pretty far up the trail. The friend that was driving said, SHIT a cop.. We all said what in the hell are you talking about
The bronco backed up almost as fast as we saw it, but he got a glimpse of the EX on the plate, which is EXEMPT and only state autos have that.
So he puts it into reverse and starts going pretty quick. It was a bit past dusk, and we all in shock when the bronco started after us with lights going. I tossed the hooter out the window.
He stopped us and the car was still smoking. He went ape shit and pulled everyone out and searched us all. He demanded "WHERES the weed" we all looked at each other and replied what
weed?
He spent like 25 minutes searching the car and found nothing, came back and searched us again, and went back and researched the car. After failing to find anything. He issued the driver a ticket for trespassing and told us to get the hell out here.

I went back to the spot by myself to look for the joint. To my amazement I actually found it perched on top of a bush, not more then 10 feet from where we were stopped.
I felt like a damn kid in a toy store. I was soo happy. As much as I dont want to admit, i think i had a little skip to my step as i strutted down the road..
Went home and blazed it up by myself.. never feeling so satisfied.. :dance:

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hahahaha, post more stories. Your cracking me up.

me and my 2 friends got completly ripped at "fearfest". every october they turn canadas wonderland into a giant haunted house basicly. it was one of the trippiest moments of my life. so wer complety bakedd, and we decide to go into the "haunted Maze". it was so freakin fun, zombies and shit jumping out at you and crazy guys with chainsaws a foot from your face. we were so scared but at the same time laughing our asses off. super good time:D

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Earlier this year me and my buddy smoked a joint on the way over to this party. As we are walking up the steps (in a college dorm) to like the fourth floor a midget jumps down the stairs screaming. We looked at each other and were just like WTF!?! I wasn't sure if it was real, later on we learn the midget goes to our school and is actually an asshole(?)

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lol

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

hahahaha, post more stories. Your cracking me up.

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I get a phone call at work from my wife. She's laughing and crying at the same time if that possible.
She was going to lay down for a nap after put the 3 babies to bed, but before laying down, she needed to through a couple of items in the dryer. She tossed them in and started it and laid down. Shortly after she started hearing a faint noise. Sounding like a baby groaning, she checked on the 3 kids, nothing wrong, so she went back to bed.
She heard the sounds again but with a new sound, now with a
thump, thump, roerrrr, thump gurrrr, thump, thump. She checked on the kids again, nothing the matter.
She laid back down, and still a noise. THEN her heart stops and it hits her. SHIT THE CATS, she runs in the laundry room and slams on the stop button. She is scared to death to open the dryer door, because the cats had a habit of sleeping in there.
She cracks the door open ready to find a dead cat. She opens it and BOTH of our cats fly out, slamming into the walls and then the door, dizzy from their 8 minute or so tumble dry..

I :S2: my ass off when I heard this. The cats were fine with the exception of one cats tail would just drag limp on the ground. It was fine a couple weeks later..

believe it or not the cat were back in the dryer. dumb cats didn't learn..

sorry, it double posted due to server problems, so i edited it and wrote this message

id smoked like 10 times before this one time when i freaked out (last night). it was the first time i smoked at home (outside beside the house). loading up the bowl i started freaking out, i thought my parents were going to catch me for some reason, even though they know ive smoked before. in the middle of smoking a neighbors flood light came on and it freaked me out. i was getting paranoid about everything, but i ended up almost finishing a 1/8th bag that id had for about 3 weeks. so then i started getting high, but it was different than before. my whole body became not really numb, but i just felt like a floating pair of eyes. then i got really dizzy and i couldnt really do anything, i was watching the rock doc of The Who on VH1. and the flashing colors really messed with me. at one point it felt like a sword was stabbing me through the shoulder, and if i moved my head too fast i thought i was going to faint. it was miserable and pretty cool at the same time, but i remember just wanting to sleep/pass out. then after about 45 minutes of terror i came down, and it was the best high ive had yet. so it ended up being pretty cool.

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it was miserable and pretty cool at the same time.....

then after about 45 minutes of terror i came down, and it was the best high ive had yet. so it ended up being pretty cool.

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laughs, thats like a little kid on a scary coaster, screaming and crying the entire ride, then when its over, yelling AGAIN AGAIN!!!

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Originally Posted by illnillinois

She heard the sounds again but with a new sound, now with a
thump, thump, roerrrr, thump gurrrr, thump, thump.

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OMG LOL

A friend and I were at this deserted park late last evening, we brought our bongs and pipes and we loaded and finished about 10 bowls in 45mins time... so on our last bowl, we were about to light up when outta nowhere a black ghetto lookin dude was came up to us with these HUGE headphones, rapping out beats and lyrics, and he goes "hey mates can i use one of yours' pieces?" and i thought it was just some random guy wanting to mooch off our weed, and so we thought ah what the hell, and let him rip one out of my bong. Happens that he pulls out my slide with a fully loaded bowl, hands it back to me, gets out his own slide, and loads this AMAZING dank, rips that shit, then lets US have a rip each. He told us he deals and has an eighth of that on him that he can sell for $20. :jointsmile: WE BOUGHT THAT IN AN INSTANT

BEST DEAL EVER

Later that night, we get back home and we're putting back our bongs and pipes, and I pull out the eighth I just bought, and think to myself-- Where the fuck did I get that from?

Haha.. it was pretty messed up.

wish that would happen to me.. congrats on the hookup and the cool story...

I went to the Roger Waters show in Madison Square Gardens (NYC) over the summer, many a blunt and joint were passed, damn good show to, anyways, after the show ended me and two freind who came, went to the White Castle, got a shitload of food sat down and started eating and talking about the show, sometime some crazy old lady comes up to us, and starts rambling on about the show, how she was standing outside and watching for "evil" people lol, I was way to high to talk to someone like her, so I turned away, and left my 2 freinds to fend her off, they eventually get her to go away, and we continue eating, when we finished I was the first out the door to have a cigarette, and of course shes there, she walks over to me bums a smoke, then asks if I want some of her home made acid! She pulls out a bottle and offers it to me, told her no thanks, then watched her take a few drops for herself right there on the street!, watched her walk away muttering.

One of the best nights of my life.

any new stories?

this guy is a local celeb in aberdeen scotland, he looks through bins and collects stuff, he constantly shakes his head, so he's the funniest encounter when stoned
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoPYglZEB3g[/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=R9KncbSB_XM[/YOUTUBE]

So, blazed some bowls of northern lights on the way to the mall to see the Ninja Turtles movie and there was a guy in a white rabbit costume giving people hugs and asking for money. My friend hugged him and he put out his hands so we just walked away really fast. Trippy as hell. remember nothing about the movie, lights knocked my socks off.

haha at this walgreens (in some unknown town, lol i was ripped) the cashier was some middle aged guy and he like got all nervous when he saw us, maybe he had no idea why our eyed were all red or somethin, but he was avoidin eye contact all crazy and kept stammering shit like sorry and whatever... but before us he was handling customers fine...

i got 1 . so me & some Buddy's went to a hotspring. past the bong around for 20 m 3 minutes later a biker looking dude gets in to the water NUDE (we where 13 at the time ) he go's up to us and says you boys are looking sexy and then he leaves get out of the water and walks off nude it was cold out to.:wtf:

i wasnt high when this happened but i had weed in my car and my friend was rolling a blunt and my car died on a busy street. and about 20 seconds after my car died a cop pulled up behind me and helped me push the car into a parking lot

This was a long, long, long time ago when I first started getting high. A friend and I went to the Laserium show at the Space Theater in Balboa Park in San Diego (Do they still even have that? Crazy laser show set to trippy music like Pink Floyd? Like I said, a long time ago). Anyway, the parking lot was on the edge of this little canyon, so we decided to go about halfway down the slope, where no one in the parking lot could see, and smoke.

We are starting to get high, and this car starts driving though the canyon. We didn't know there was a little road along the bottom. When the car is right below us, maybe 50 yards downslope, we realize it's a cop and totally panic! We're running around in circles! Tripping over stuff in the dark! We crash into each other, spill the bong, and then lose it in the dark! Forget about the bong! Run up the hill to the top!

Then we realize the cop never even slowed down and just continued up the canyon. So now we feel like idiots and go back down the slope and look around for all the shit we just abandoned. We have to search with our lighters while we are really high because it is so dark.

Finally we find all our stuff and sit down for another bowl. We get just absolutely blazed and are just sitting there, not really paying much attention to what is going on around us. All of a sudden, without either of us noticing, the cop car is back right below us and BAM, flips on a spotlight! It's sweeping back and forth along the slope near the bottom working it's way up! We turn around and start running for the top! The light keeps sweeping closer and closer, but the top of the hill just keep sseeming further and further away! Finally, just as we get to the very top, the light hits us! It's like a frozen moment in time caught in this blazing bright spotlight right at the very top of the hill! But it is too late for the cop, we just keep running into the parking lot. He's way the hell down in the canyon, still in his car. We just stash our shit in the car and go into the show.

Seems like a lot of wierd shit happened going to the Laserium show back then. Every time it was wierd.